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Video 8 Situations in which People Should SHUT UP!
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  • humble I borrowed your shirt hey what
  • everyone it's a girl superwoman and
  • before I start this video let me just
  • tell you that I love people I love
  • making friends I love meeting new faces
  • I love being social etc etc but but but
  • there are some instances in which I
  • don't like to talk to people and in my
  • brain these situations are like common
  • sense but apparently common sense ain't
  • so common these days in fact common
  • sense is like a rare species it's like a
  • teenage girl who doesn't work it's
  • almost extinct new way for poor casares
  • talk so here are eight situations in
  • which people should shut up unless I
  • decide to cut them up because the videos
  • too long which case it'll be however
  • many are fated number one is me wearing
  • headphones the international sign for
  • please interrupt my favorite song and
  • talk to me like I actually don't get it
  • like you see me wearing headphones you
  • know I can't hear you but you choose to
  • start a conversation as far as I'm
  • concerned wearing headphones is like
  • wearing or Do Not Disturb sign
  • you ain't respecting the sign dawg and
  • you can't even play like you don't see
  • my headphones because these days
  • headphones be looking like earmuffs I'm
  • your children my beats by dre just like
  • who that who that uh uh ah did you watch
  • it
  • who the who that i-g-g-y and while I'm
  • doing that use our leg like I'm sorry I
  • don't remember agreeing to play a game
  • of charades with you and if he's gonna
  • play it's my turn are you ready okay
  • oh and the best is when you take your
  • headphones out reply clearly express
  • that you're annoyed put them back in and
  • the person talks again is this just me
  • like in my opinion the only person that
  • is allowed to interrupt my headphone
  • listening is a pilot on a plane telling
  • me about turbulence are you a pilot
  • are you turbulence are you the safety
  • demonstration No then shut your face
  • chop don't make me give you beats below
  • number two now I mentioned this in my
  • last video but I feel so strongly about
  • it that I feel the need to reiterate do
  • not talk to me while I'm getting a
  • massage and this goes for a friend that
  • may be getting a massage beside me or my
  • masseuse because I'm here trying to
  • forget about my stress and life for the
  • next 60 minutes and use all up your like
  • oh yeah so what do you do for a living
  • now you done school yeah how was your
  • day like dog I spent $40,000 on a
  • psychology degree I make youtube videos
  • for a living and I got my period today
  • at a white party please ask me more
  • questions no please continue just take a
  • bottle of stress and just rub it into my
  • photos in fact take this muscle and take
  • this muscle and just tie them together
  • like some shoelaces because I need more
  • knots in fact let's talk about the
  • recession let's talk about credit card
  • fun let's talk about the fact that my
  • credit card bill has more digits than my
  • cell phone number or you could shut up
  • and I could proceed to pretend like I'm
  • on a beach and you're Trey Songz and I'm
  • just over here like say say don't ruin
  • this for me number three I don't know
  • what it is and I feel like a terrible
  • person for saying this but I cannot
  • stand when my cab driver insists on
  • talking to me for the entire ride
  • because I'm in the backseat texting
  • taking some selfies this is due to some
  • music shutting my eyes and you
  • the front see trying to interview me I'm
  • gonna don't get me wrong I dead it's
  • very sweet you're asking about me asking
  • about my day asking where I'm headed but
  • the reality of the situation is I'm
  • probably headed to a party in which case
  • I'm gonna be forced to be social and
  • meet new people and I only have a
  • limited number of F's in my care cup and
  • if I lose all my social juices in this
  • cab with you i'ma get to that party and
  • slap every stranger that approaches me
  • don't empty my cock dawg
  • so it's for the greater good if you
  • don't talk to me and I promise I'll give
  • you a good tip if you just shut up
  • number four yo you know in the perfect
  • time to talk to me is when you have
  • seven drills in my mouth while filling
  • my cavities it boggles my mind that
  • dentists have such impressive degrees
  • but totally lack social skills in this
  • situation like you are literally sucking
  • the saliva out of my mouth you are
  • drilling my gums okay
  • my lips are all shriveled up like some
  • prunes and I can see the blood in the
  • little to be thing leaving my mouth I'm
  • sitting up in here looking like a damn
  • construction site and use up in here
  • like so Lily what grade are you in now
  • how school going you're still doing that
  • YouTube thing and I'm just lying there
  • like like how many things you want me to
  • do right now you don't why don't you
  • just put a clarinet in my mouth as well
  • I'll play you a song while you wipe my
  • teeth give me some balloons I'll blow
  • them up we'll have a party like I don't
  • know if you're trying to distract me
  • from the pain by having a conversation
  • with me but for someone who has
  • uncovered full of drugs over there
  • you're licking the wrong record just
  • shut up inject me with something and let
  • me be number five so let me get this
  • straight right i'ma sit here for 10
  • hours eat crappy food share a washroom
  • with 200 people and you want me to be
  • social on this plane an act I am sorry
  • but people who talk to me on airplanes I
  • ain't about that I am not trying to be
  • social for this many hours because if
  • you're gonna talk to me for this entire
  • 14 hour flight please tell me just tell
  • me if I can jump out the window into the
  • ocean and just swim the rest of the damn
  • way because can be real with you I would
  • rather be on a small boat with a tiger
  • and rename myself to PI then be
  • obligated to talk to you because let me
  • tell you what I want to be doing I want
  • to put my headphones in and as we've
  • learned from situation number one that's
  • an indication she's not talking to me I
  • want to watch some comedy shows you as
  • many free peanuts as possible and
  • pretend that you ain't even there
  • hogging up the armrest and doing your
  • word search in fact don't even do the
  • word search hood you know I'm gonna be
  • looking over and get hella frustrated
  • cuz you can't find that word and that
  • already is too much communication
  • because I'm so confused as to why you
  • can't find words on the paper like
  • there's so many words and your damn
  • mouth or you tryin to talk to me but I
  • think I've nothing that word is reka
  • give me your highlighter stressing me
  • dawg
  • number six so we watching this movie
  • right we watching this movie you are
  • know where I'm going
  • we've watching this movie and my
  • annoying friend feels the need to
  • discuss everything and let me just make
  • one thing very clear okay
  • I am NOT the director I'm not in the
  • movie and if you're confused about
  • something happening on the screen I'm
  • watching the same screen and I got no
  • damn script wait is this the same guy in
  • the beginning oh my god that totally
  • happened to me once let me tell you all
  • about it wait how could she do that
  • instead okay I don't get it why don't
  • they just take turns in the ocean so
  • they don't both die
  • like my bag you hold the popcorn let me
  • just reflect on the time I was on the
  • movie set and also on the Titanic in
  • fact oh let me step into the movie okay
  • and address all your mother effin
  • concerns like bro this is not a
  • choose-your-own-adventure just accept
  • what is happening cuz we're almost Mac
  • you and you are gonna loose your popcorn
  • sharing privileges with me and you know
  • my popcorn be layered with butter and
  • tasting delicious number seven so do you
  • ever have it a crapload of work to do
  • and so you invite over some people's
  • have like a work session but you
  • actually need to get a lot of work done
  • but your one friend keeps talking every
  • two seconds because I'm very clearly
  • studying and taking notes I'm trying to
  • pass tomorrow
  • test so let's do Pythagorean and you
  • made the theorem zip it Ed Boon why you
  • trying to kill me
  • you know my parents are Indian I try to
  • get no any - and get grounded so don't
  • make me whoop you in your hypotenuse
  • number eight now this one applies to
  • everyone who has reached puberty it
  • should and if it doesn't go to your room
  • but everyone who's reached puberty and
  • has ever been that situation where
  • you're so attracted to someone you don't
  • mean the chemistry is there
  • you're both standing there you want to
  • come closer together you want to kiss
  • you want this to be a sexy romantic
  • setting until the person decides is the
  • perfect time to discuss emotions and
  • feelings on behalf of me and my
  • genitalia shut the F up because I want
  • this to be like a Rihanna song just like
  • with you been a man and you are turning
  • it into a One Direction song say the
  • Serie my life I do not care out of all
  • the things your lips should be doing
  • talking it's not one of them call me
  • insensitive but feelings are for
  • greeting cards not for makeup sessions
  • if discussions happen during makeup
  • sessions half of you wouldn't be born
  • and I hope you enjoyed that video if you
  • can relate to any of the eight
  • situations click the links in
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