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Video Ep 2 - Dallas & Robo "Moonbound and Down"
22:43   |   02/23/2019 at 17:48


  • [ music ]
  • [Robo] Can I help you, friend?
  • [ warrant whips out ]
  • I've been looking for you.
  • Ah, nuts.
  • I'm here to shut you down and take you in,
  • Mechanical Assistant-X571.
  • Wow, okay. Uh, where to begin. First, I don't answer to my factory name.
  • Second, I don't know how to tell you this, guy, but they stopped shutting down AI years ago.
  • Sorry you didn't get the memo, but that "Wanted" poster is null and void.
  • I know someone who'll honor it.
  • [ Electromagnetic pistol beams up ]
  • Ah dammit, could you not? Hey Dallas! Uh, a little help out here!
  • You're gonna look good mounted on the hood of my Cadillac.
  • What, Robo?! I was right in the middle of my classic beef stew joke.
  • Uh, Dallas...
  • Great, one of you guys again. Hey, the AI cull is over, dude. Move on.
  • I have a bounty on this machine, Missy.
  • So I'm bringing it in activated or deactivated.
  • Welp, I hate to be a burr in your tighties there Chief,
  • but uh, he ain't some random machine. I own him.
  • I got the bill of sale right here.
  • You let this woman own you, like you're a toaster?
  • Pathetic.
  • That shit might've mattered on Earth,
  • but out here, you're fair game.
  • [ Fat Paul grunting ]
  • A lot of things are fair game out here. You see that guy?
  • That's my buddy Paul.
  • He's a barely reformed cannibal biker,
  • and he's got a relentless hunger for eating assholes.
  • Uh. Like you. You're the asshole.
  • If he hears any commotion,
  • he'll come out here and eat the shit outta you.
  • Again, metaphorically.
  • [Stranger] You're bluffin'. [Dallas] Am I? I wrestled this away from him today.
  • [Stranger] That's a hand. [Dallas] And it ain't no robot hand.
  • Hey Fat Paul! We got some food out here, I hope you're hungry.
  • [Fat Paul] I sure am! I'll be right there. Just let me get my pants on.
  • Uh oh. He always puts his pants on before he starts eating assholes.
  • [ Fat Paul banging locker ]
  • If you think I'm afraid of one cannibal biker, you're dumber than you look.
  • Alright, mozzarella stick. Sure, you kill an AI, no one cares.
  • You kill a cannibal biker, no one cares.
  • But you start killing truckers on Mars,
  • the cops will be all over you like your suit on rice.
  • Then step aside.
  • You ain't getting to Robo unless you go through me.
  • Your move, Virginia Slim.
  • You ain't the only machine on my list.
  • She won't always be around, X571.
  • And one day, when she's not...
  • I will be.
  • [ footsteps ]
  • [car door slams ] [ engine starts ]
  • [Robo] Idiot. I'm not a damn toaster.
  • Hell, I could literally make a toaster smarter than that guy.
  • Yeah but I'd rather have my toaster make toast, not quote Camus to me.
  • "Man is the only creature that refuses to be what he is."
  • Ugh, lame.
  • Hey Dallas, thanks for...
  • You know, with the guy... You know.
  • Of course, you big dummy. You know I'd do anything for you.
  • Now are we done emotionally sixty-nine-ing each other,
  • because I got an appointment with my money manager.
  • Money manager? Ah, right. The new casino opened today.
  • I can't believe you still have that hand.
  • Yeah, I think I'm gonna leave it there though. It's, uh, starting to turn.
  • [Fat Paul] Oh, I thought they's going to be something to eat out here.
  • [ music ]
  • [ music ]
  • [ music ]
  • [ music ]
  • [Dallas] So I says, Senator, that ain't beef stew...
  • ...that there's a live squirrel!
  • [ all laughing ] [Dallas] Get it?! I just made that up.
  • I've counted every card on this table and I'm only folding because I have morals...
  • and I also have a terrible hand.
  • I'm out, too. But can I just say, I'm having the best time.
  • I've never been to a soft opening of a casino before. It's really fun.
  • Ugh. Can you all stop saying "soft opening" like it's a normal thing we all say?
  • What's wrong with "soft opening?"
  • It's filthy! It's like the dirtiest thing I can think of.
  • You just said the "C word" like ten times in your joke.
  • Oh right, so you'd be fine if I said "hey everybody, come check out my soft opening."
  • Oh, what's it for? An art gallery or a restaurant?
  • Ugh, whatever perverts. At least no one's saying "moist."
  • Quit stallin' and make your move, Moonshiner.
  • Oh I'm sorry. Are you not losing your chips fast enough, Woody?
  • No problem. I'm all in.
  • Hoo-boy! And here it is! The Fox vs the Hen.
  • The Brains vs. the Brawn. The Chili vs. the Dog.
  • Dallas vs. The Back-Woods Hick.
  • Laugh it up, but I've got a keen eye for detecting bullshit.
  • And you, Big Red, are swimmin' in it.
  • I call your bluff. Whatcha got?
  • Oof. Sucks to be you, Chili Dog.
  • You forgot the golden rule. "Moonshiners don't lose."
  • What?! No, that's impossible!
  • The only thing that's impossible around here is
  • trying to figure out how your body produces that smell.
  • Actually, I find his locution more preposterous.
  • Oh yeah? Well y'all can go suck eggs out of yer own mouths!
  • [ scoffs ] Why would he think I was bluffing? If anything I'm cheating.
  • I'm not cheating by the way.
  • Hey Fat Paul, a seat opened up.
  • Ah, no thanks Ellie. I don't gamble. I never win. At anything.
  • Ever.
  • Then why the hell are you at a casino?
  • Oh, my therapist says I should be around people when I'm sad.
  • Awww, c'mon, Fat Paul. Everyone wins eventually.
  • Sit down and play, we'll be a team.
  • [Everyone] Fat Paul! Fat Paul! Fat Paul!
  • Oh, okay guys. I- I'll give it a try.
  • [Everyone] Yaaaay!
  • We're gonna make so much money off this guy.
  • [Victor] Gimme another Sex on Europa with extra parasols, BT.
  • Woah, that's one hell of a drink order, Victor.
  • Hey, don't even start, Danny. It's not for me.
  • It's for the taste-challanged asshole over on the blackjack tables.
  • He may look like a colorblind peacock but he's got some deep pockets.
  • Really? That guy?
  • Yup. And as the owner of this casino,
  • it is my undistinguished honor to spend the rest of the day
  • getting him anything he desires.
  • Between you and me, If I play my cards right,
  • I can get that whale to invest big time in my projects on Mars.
  • I'm talking mixed-use condos, open-concept shopping malls, the sky's the limit.
  • Hell, [ laughing ] maybe even an Applebees!
  • I'm putting this one-horse truck stop town on the map.
  • Yeah! You know, Victor, with all your new construction projects,
  • you're going to need a shipping outfit you can rely on.
  • Now, my crew over at Moonshiner--
  • Ease up on the elevator pitch, Danny.
  • I already got a contract with Phobos Trucking.
  • And it is a moist, moist deal.
  • Oh, hell. C'mon, Victor. Phobos?!
  • I hear ya. Those wall-eyed pretty boys creep me out too,
  • but try to see things from my point of view. Your drivers are a bunch of jackasses.
  • Woo! Daddy's thirsty. Does this look empty to you? It looks empty to me.
  • Yeah, well... you got me there.
  • If you'll excuse me, I got to find a way to get pizza, of all things,
  • for the Sultan of Trustfundia over there.
  • Shit, why don't you just print one up?
  • Hell, no. Printed pizza tastes like God damn pizza from Chicago.
  • This guy's got a hard-on for a real New York slice, like they have on the Moon.
  • It's a real nice place you got here, Victor. And I'm serious, okay.
  • Let me know if there's any way I can win your business.
  • I'm afraid there isn't, Danny. Not unless you can get me a Moon pizza by dinner tonight.
  • [ Uncle Danny laughing ]
  • By tonight? That's-- now that's impossible. Wait, hold on a sec.
  • Hey Dallas! Come on over here.
  • Make it quick, Uncle Danny. I'm on a hydration break.
  • Aahh! I got a hot table to get back to.
  • You think it's possible for someone to get to Earth's moon and back in, uh...
  • ...I dunno, about six hours?
  • Pfff. Could someone do it? Shit no! I mean, I could do it,
  • but, ya know, that's a pretty unrealistic standard.
  • No way, I bet you couldn't do it.
  • [Dallas] Well, I bet I could. [ opens bottle ]
  • Why don't we put a little wager on it? Make it interesting.
  • You know, Dallas, your prized Rusty Wallace steering wheel
  • would look pretty good hanging above my bar.
  • Alright. And if she does make the run on time, I win your business.
  • Whoa. Time out Uncle Danny, you know I don't give a shit about that.
  • Find something I'm interested in and let's talk.
  • Okay how about this?
  • If you make the run to the Moon right now in under six hours,
  • he wins my business and you can drink free at my casino for one month.
  • [Victor] Deal! [Dallas] No deal.
  • For my racing wheel, I drink free for a year.
  • Fine. I'll pick up your bar tab for one year.
  • I'll take that action!
  • Hot damn!
  • Bartender! Four fingers of rye in a to-go cup. I'm headin' to the Moon!
  • [Woodsman] Damn Dallas and her stupid orange hair and her stupid orange truck.
  • Uh!
  • Heh heh heh heh heh. Woodsman, you are a dad-gum genius.
  • Oh damnit! Chipped my smiling tooth.
  • [Ellie] Darnit! We're out of chips.
  • Okay, I'll go get a cash advance on my credit cards.
  • All we need to win is the power of positive thinking!
  • Positive thinking never works.
  • So we're pizza delivery boys now?
  • What? No. It's a bet.
  • Why don't they just order it from the Moon like everyone else?
  • Thirty days or less or it's free.
  • Who cares? I win this bet, free booze.
  • I see. Someone challenged your ego.
  • Maybe... but free booze.
  • But what do I get out of it? I don't drink.
  • I dunno. Free booze for your bestie?
  • [Robo] Though, if we're not pouring half our paychecks into your bar tab,
  • we'll be able to buy our race car back twice as fast.
  • [Dallas] [whispers] And free booze.
  • [Robo] And if we win Moonshiner that contract,
  • your Uncle Danny might get off our jocks for a second.
  • Yeah! Plus free booze!
  • Dallas, when you die, can I have your liver? I'd like to study it.
  • Sure, fine. That'll be your cut.
  • [ gears shifting ]
  • Alright, smooth 'n easy.
  • Gonna send this baby right into the cheap seats.
  • [Intercom] Take-off procedure activated. commencing lockdown.
  • [Woodsman] What? No!
  • [Woodsman] I'm upper-deckin' back here!
  • You're ruinin' the joke!
  • Ready to go to the Moon, Lug-Nuts?
  • You know it, Boobarella.
  • [ music ]
  • [ horns honking ]
  • [Woodsman] Heeeeelp! Hey! Help!
  • Shit! We forgot to buy the starch toner for the food printer.
  • There's no "we" in that statement. Let the monkeys buy the monkey food.
  • [Dallas] Heh. Remember the time all those monkeys escaped on the Moon?
  • [Robo] Do I remember?
  • I remember everything with 100% fidelity. I have a quantum photographic memory.
  • [Dallas] That sucks, dude. [Robo] Yeah, it sucks.
  • Those monkeys killed a lot of people.
  • No, not that. You put primates in a low-G environment, shit's bound to go bad.
  • I'm talking about your robot memory, that's what sucks.
  • You think I want to remember everything I've ever done?
  • Hell, I'm still trying to suppress what I did last Saturday night.
  • Me too, Señorita Rumchata.
  • [ horns honking ] [ spaceship zooming ]
  • Look, real memory isn't 100% recollection. It's about feelings, interpretations,
  • your hopes and dreams. Memories are things of beauty. They're poetry.
  • No, sunsets. No. Jazz! Memories are jazz. Wait, what's a skiffle band?
  • Focus, Lonnie Donegan.
  • We're in the middle of attempting the fastest Moon run ever,
  • and I'm not sure how we're gonna do it. I mean it's an eight hour round trip if anything.
  • Oh shit, you know how I weave these spacelanes.
  • [ spaceship zooming ] [ horns blaring ]
  • I can easily do it in six.
  • You can drive it, sure. But that doesn't leave any time to land,
  • go through customs. We need a plan.
  • Nah, we don't need a plan. I got a plan. What we need is road snacks.
  • [Woodsman] Whoooa! Whoooa! [ thud ]
  • [ zapping ] [ bell chiming ]
  • Ooh, Calamari-flavored Kombos... Jumbo Cricket Biscuits...
  • Oh holy shit, they got glow chips!
  • C'mon, Dallas. We're wasting time.
  • How do you think they make 'em glow?
  • Easy. They're coated in chemicals. I bet the side effects are insane.
  • Oh yeah... This one says it causes temporary hallucinations,
  • and this one's got mild hirsutism. Hmmmm.
  • And why are you buying 25 miles of carbon nanowire and a screw-lock carabiner?
  • 'Cause like you said, we don't have enough time to land on the Moon.
  • Yeah, and we're wasting even more of it here at the GD G&D.
  • Listen, Robo, spending thirty minutes at a Gulp-N-Dump buying a rope and a carabiner
  • saves us two hours if we don't actually land on the Moon.
  • Oh. Right. That's actually a really good plan.
  • Yeah, of course it is. It's a Dallas.
  • Get the green ones. I've always thought you'd look terrible with a mustache.
  • I don't even know why they consider hallucinations a bad thing.
  • They're super fun usually.
  • I don't know why we didn't start with slots. This is where the winners play.
  • [ slot machine whirling ]
  • [Fat Paul] Oh man. Lost again.
  • Yeah, well this game's bullshit anyway. The winners play Sigma Derby.
  • [ gasps ] That sounds like fun.
  • Hahaha! We're not here to have fun, Fat Paul!
  • We're here to win! So maybe drop the attitude.
  • [ music ]
  • [ blows coffee ] [ speedometer zings ]
  • [ slurps coffee ] [ speedometer zings ]
  • Ah! [ blows coffee ]
  • [ spaceship zooms past ]
  • Ah, sonofabitch!
  • [ music ]
  • [ Dallas turns music off ]
  • Ugh, the Moon. I hate the Moon. It looks like an old volleyball covered in jockstraps.
  • I always thought it looked like a milky-eyed cataract.
  • Don't romanticize it. Ready to do this?
  • Catch ya on the flip flop.
  • [ music ]
  • Ow, damnit! Misjudged the landing.
  • [ struggling ] Ah, shit.
  • Uh! Should've. Uh! Gotten. Uh! Quick. Ah! Release. Uh! Carabiner. Ah!
  • All right, I'll slingshot around and meet you back here.
  • We got one shot at this Robo, try not to cock it up.
  • You might want to reel in the hook a little bit, D.
  • You just accidentally took out a cell tower.
  • [Dallas] [ over radio ] Nope. That was on purpose.
  • [Space traffic controller] Attention orange truck!
  • [Space traffic controller] You're flying a reckless lunar orbit.
  • Ugh. Nag nag nag, I know what I'm doing, idiot.
  • Ugh, look at that asshole. Trying too hard...
  • We get it, you're beautiful, now shut up.
  • [ music ]
  • I need a large cheese pizza to@@go.
  • You know, you can take off your space suit off in here.
  • Uh, thanks. I'll just leave it on.
  • Okay, how can I help you, Sir?
  • I need a large pizza to-go please.
  • And I actually don't have a lot of time, so can I just take the one from the case?
  • No sir.
  • Mmm. Those are for slices only.
  • [ whispering ] Did you see the sign?
  • Yes. I see the sign.
  • But you have two whole pizzas right in there and I'm in a really big,
  • big hurry so can I please just buy one of 'em?
  • Mmm. Mmm. Yeah. Hmm.
  • Those are for slices only though. See, the sign again.
  • Okay, uh, Amber?
  • How about just this one time you and me break the rules and you sell me that whole pie?
  • I don't know... Mmm. I guess I can check.
  • Hey Ray!
  • This guy wants to break the rules and buy a whole pie from the slices case.
  • No! Did he see the sign? They're for slices only.
  • Forget it. Forget the whole pie. Forget everything I said.
  • Let's-- Let's start over. I'd like eight individual slices of cheese pizza please.
  • Oh, okay...
  • You do know it's cheaper to just buy a whole pie, right?
  • Oh my God I hate the Moon so much!
  • Just give me eight slices of cheese pizza to-go. Throw 'em in a box!
  • Okay... [ clears throat ]
  • Eight slices of cheese...
  • That'll be $175.32.
  • [ angrily ] For one pizza!? Is that a joke?!
  • That Pai Gow dealer was a joke. You can't flop on a hard 16! Everyone knows that!
  • I've been thinking, Ellie. Maybe we should just quit while we're ahead.
  • We're not ahead, we're behind, we're way behind!
  • Listen, I found a guy over there who says he'll give us thirty bucks
  • if you let him check the tags on your underwear.
  • [Uncle Danny] Hey, Sweetheart. How's the gaming going?
  • [ yelling ] Not now, Dad!
  • Alright Robo, I'm coming around. Where are you?
  • I've got the package. I'm in position!
  • Whoa. Gotcha.
  • [ Robo's torso opens and closes ]
  • Shit. Crap crap crap!
  • Dallas, I can't reach it.
  • [Dallas] Come on, Iron Man! Use your wrist-rockets or something!
  • Don't you think I thought of that?!
  • [ beeping ]
  • I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna--
  • I missed it. We all missed it.
  • [ thud ] [Dallas] No!!! My booooooooze!!
  • [Dallas] Well, damn it all to son of a bitch!
  • This blows. Alright, Robo, I'll meet you on Landing Pad 17 after I clear customs.
  • [Robo] Yeah, yeah.
  • See you in a couple hours I guess.
  • [ containers launching ] Dallas, wait.
  • Don't turn around. Actually, speed up.
  • [ music ] [ Robo grunting ]
  • [Woman over P.A.] Three,[Robo] This is crazy, this is crazy, this is crazy...
  • two, one. Launching. Ahhhhhhhhh!
  • [ Robo grunting ]
  • Do you have me on radar, D?
  • Yeah. You look like a shitty gundam.
  • I'm getting closer! I'm getting closer!
  • [panicking] I'm about to hit the nuclear exhaust!
  • Keep your pants on, Rust Balls. Like I said, I got you.
  • [Robo] Aaaaaaah!
  • Ah! Oof! What the hell?!
  • [ alert beeping ]
  • [ spaceship zooms ]
  • [Dallas] Oh my God! That was crazy! [Robo] That was nuts!
  • [ both talking over each other ]
  • Hoo! So, are we gonna make it back in time to win this bet or what?
  • Hell yeah. With the boost you just gave us, we'll be a half hour early!
  • [Robo] You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? [Dallas] Quick game of Qwirkle?
  • [ police siren whoops ]
  • [Police loudspeaker] Orange truck, pull over!
  • [Dallas] Damnit. [Robo] We never get to play Qwirkle.
  • Ugh, we should leave, Ellie.
  • Uh, what?! I didn't pawn my mother's wedding dress for you to puss out!
  • Now focus, we are down $1,900.
  • We need this win!
  • [ roulette balls drops ]
  • Big bucks, big bucks, no whammys!
  • Come on you big beautiful bastard! Red Five!
  • [Roulette Dealer] Black Six.
  • [ angrily ] Screw this. Moonshiners don't lose!
  • [ chips rustling ]
  • Where are ya? Are those sirens I hear?
  • [Dallas] Oh yeah, sure, Uncle Danny. That's just our police escort.
  • What's that, Robo? They want me to sign some autographs? They're big fans?
  • Haha, oh! No problem. Gotta go, bye!
  • [Uncle Danny] Wait! Wait! I got a lot--
  • The police! Thank you Lord, I knowed you was looking out for me!
  • Help! Help! I'm in here! I'm all wet and kinda hungry too!
  • [ banging ] [ glass breaks ]
  • [ electrical surging ] Wuh oh.
  • [Police loudspeaker] Harry Undersack! Stop your vehicle!
  • Harry Undersack?
  • I may or may not have registered the truck under a pseudonym.
  • [ alert beeping ]
  • Hey Mr. Undersack, there's a fire in the bathroom.
  • And?
  • [ beeping continues ]
  • Aaaaaaaah! God no! Ahhhh!
  • [ suction ]
  • Well that feels kinda nice.
  • [ pants ripping ] [ yelling ] Ahhh! Sweet Jesus!
  • [ cop screaming ]
  • [ cop smacks into car ]
  • Welp, it's a felony now.
  • That ain't my fault! He shouldn't have been texting!
  • [ dashboard beeping ] [Robo] Hey, fire's out.
  • Fine, I'll get it. [ alert beeping ]
  • [ thud ] [Woodsman] Ow!
  • [ sirens blaring ]
  • Oh you wanna trade paint?! Pshhhh. I can trade paint!
  • [ crashing ] [ explosion ]
  • [Dallas] Did you see that, Robo?! [Robo] Hell yeah I did!
  • What about you, Easter Bunny? Pretty badass, right?!
  • Dallas, did you eat those glow chips?
  • Ahh, ha ha ha!
  • [Robo] What is that? Is that a roadblock?
  • Oh, you see it too? I assumed it was more fun hallucinations.
  • Slow down Elwood, that thing is going to destroy the rig!
  • Nah! I say we go faster.
  • [Dobo] Dallas! [Dallas] Hold on to your nuts and bolt!
  • [Robo] Dallas!
  • [Dallas] Wooooooooo!
  • [ crashing ] [ sirens blaring ]
  • [ crashing ] [Dallas] Woooooo!
  • I don't know why you're "woo-ing." We've been flying this whole time.
  • We're always flying. It's space.
  • [ alert beeping ] [Robo] Oh, I see why they set up the roadblock.
  • Now we're 90 degrees off our re-entry window.
  • [Dallas] Woooooooo! [Robo] Dallas! We're gonna miss Mars!
  • Nah! We ain't missin' Mars! Wooooooo!
  • [ Woodsman snoring ] [ glass clanking ]
  • [Dallas] Wooooooooo!
  • Ah what the hell. Wooohoohoo!
  • [ handcuffs fasten ]
  • I'm sorry Fat Paul, I guess I just wanted you to win so badly.
  • You should probably apologize for taking a bite outta that guy's hat.
  • See what I mean, Danny? Your people are a problem.
  • I don't know what got into her. Ellie don't usually act like--
  • Dallas in da house! Wut up casino bitches?!
  • Oh Dallas, thank God you're here. Please, please tell me you have the pizza.
  • Of course we do, Uncle Danny. When have we ever let you down?
  • Especially when there's free booze involved.
  • N-N-Now, I know this whole situation with my daughter is a bit of a boondogle,
  • I know it is, but I think I can make everything right.
  • May I present to you, sir, one New York style pizza,
  • hot and cheesy, directly from the Earth's moon.
  • [ Robo's torso opens ] [ pizza oozes ]
  • What the hell is that?!
  • It's, uh, Moon pizza?
  • You know, I hear they import the water for the crust.
  • Mmm. It tastes like... socket lube.
  • That thing looks like it's been through the vacuum of space.
  • Oh, right. Yeah. It might've gotten jostled around a little bit.
  • Danny, you blew it! Dallas, you screwed me big time!
  • [ all arguing ]
  • [Robo] I saw a roadblock in space!
  • Hey, I got a Moon pizza here for a... "Fat Paul Paulson?"
  • Right here, buddy.
  • [Uncle Danny] What?! [Victor] Pizza?!
  • [Dallas] Here?! [Robo] How?!
  • Yeah, it takes thirty days to get here, so I always have a few en route.
  • I just plan ahead a little bit and then I get a real New York-style Moon pizza
  • every week. It's great.
  • Fat Paul, I'll give you two grand right now for that pizza.
  • Let me have one crust and you got a deal.
  • Hot Damn!
  • [Sheriff] Harry Undersack, come out with your hands up!
  • [ tasers charging up ] [Woodsman] Uh!
  • Down on the ground! Now!
  • Y'all bullshittin'. You ain't gonna tase me.
  • [ tasers zapping ] -Ahhh-Aahhh-Ahhh!
  • [ thud ] [Sheriff] Quit resisting!
  • Aahhh! I thought y'all was bluffin!
  • [Victor] Well, [ laughing ] Danny boy, you've done it! Somehow you won my business.
  • Moonshiners don't lose, Victor. And I promise we won't let you down.
  • Oh, I highly doubt that, Danny. [ laughing ] I highly doubt that.
  • Barkeep, two whiskeys, neat. And this guy's picking up the tab.
  • Okay, okay, okay. That's the last time I bet against you, Dallas.
  • And don't worry, I took care of your little police problem on the Moon.
  • They had one request, though. Don't go back.
  • Fine, we hate the Moon. Done.
  • Yeah, that's like a double win.
  • See, Fat Paul?
  • With the two grand you got for your pizza we're up a hundred bucks! We won!
  • I guess so, huh? We make a pretty good team, Ellie.
  • Yeah, let's not make it a regular thing, though.
  • Yes, I see him right here.
  • [ garbled chatter ] -Yes, he is celebrating.
  • Yes I will bring him right to you.
  • [ music ]

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In order to win a bet and score free booze at The Golden Pathfinder Casino, DALLAS & ROBO blast off on a high-speed,no-rules, balls-to-the-wall, space-trucking moon run.

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Bonn. 2019. Writer: Albin Nedler;Bonn;Martin Garrix.
2 P!nk

Walk Me Home flac

P!nk. 2019. Writer: P!nk;Scott Harris;Nate Ruess.
3 Elohim

Holding Hands flac

Elohim. 2019. Writer: Quinn XCII;Jeremy Zucker;Elohim;Danny Parra;Corey Berkowitz;Antonina Armato.
4 Katy Perry

365 flac

Katy Perry. 2019. Writer: Zedd;Katy Perry;Caroline Ailin;Corey Sanders;Daniel Davidsen;Cutfather;Peter Wallevik.

Happy flac

DEAMN. 2019.
6 5 Seconds Of Summer

Who Do You Love flac

5 Seconds Of Summer. 2019. Writer: Andrew Taggart;Talay Riley;Oak;Sean Douglas;Luke Hemmings;Calum Hood;Ashton Irwin;Michael Clifford;Trevorious;Zaire Koalo.
7 Ariana Grande

7 Rings flac

Ariana Grande. 2019. Writer: Ariana Grande;Richard Rodgers;TBHits;Njomza;Michael "Mikey" Foster;Kaydence;Tayla Parx;Scootie;Oscar Hammerstein II;Victoria Monét.
8 Bruno Mars

Please Me flac

Bruno Mars. 2019. Writer: J. White Did It;DJ White Shadow;Philip Lawrence;Bruno Mars;Cardi B.
9 Jason Derulo

Let's Shut Up And Dance flac

Jason Derulo. 2019. Writer: Bongo;Jason Derulo.
10 Brooks

Better When You're Gone flac

Brooks. 2019. Writer: David Guetta;Emma Lov Block;Ido Zmishlany;Jackson Foote;Jeremy Dussolliet;Brooks.
11 Alan Walker

Are You Lonely flac

Alan Walker. 2019.
12 Ariana Grande

Imagine flac

Ariana Grande. 2019. Writer: JProof;Priscilla Renea;Happy Perez;Andrew "Pop" Wansel;Ariana Grande.
13 Avril Lavigne

Dumb Blonde flac

Avril Lavigne. 2019. Writer: Mitch Allan;Bonnie McKee;Nicki Minaj;Avril Lavigne.
14 James Bay

Peer Pressure flac

James Bay. 2019. Writer: James Bay;Julia Michaels.
15 Ariana Grande

Thank U, Next flac

Ariana Grande. 2019. Writer: Crazy Mike;Scootie;Victoria Monét;Tayla Parx;TBHits;Ariana Grande.
16 Avril Lavigne

Birdie flac

Avril Lavigne. 2019. Writer: J.R. Rotem;Avril Lavigne.
17 Ariana Grande

Fake Smile flac

Ariana Grande. 2019. Writer: Joseph Frierson;Mary Frierson;Fred Ball;Happy Perez;Andrew "Pop" Wansel;Wendy Rene;Kennedi Lykken;Priscilla Renea;Justin Tranter;Ariana Grande.
18 Haley Reinhart

Something Strange flac

Haley Reinhart. 2019.
19 Alma

Starlight flac

Alma. 2019. Writer: Alma;Matti Mikkola.
20 Ariana Grande

Needy flac

Ariana Grande. 2019. Writer: Tayla Parx;TBHits;Victoria Monét;Ariana Grande.

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