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  • MAN 1: I saw this shirt in SkyMall the other day
  • that was the length of a tucked-in shirt,
  • but it was untucked.
  • MAN 2: Yeah, I saw that. That's in the issue
  • with the beef jerky yoga mat on the cover, right?
  • MAN 1: Mm-hmm, yeah, you get the, uh, clean-cut look
  • of a tuck with the "let it all hang out" feel of an untuck.
  • MAN 2: I don't know. I'd just be concerned
  • about midriff exposure during reaching.
  • I don't like people having access to my soft parts.
  • Yeah, and I do a lot of reaching.
  • I can't go to a grocery store
  • without a-a lady stranger asking me
  • to get something off a shelf for her.
  • Well, you should start charging for that.
  • Rhett the Reacher, at your service.
  • WOMAN: And we're out.
  • All right, thanks, everybody.
  • Have a good weekend.
  • WOMAN: Guys, we're running behind.
  • This episode goes live in the morning.
  • Real life glasses.
  • You know, my dad tucks his shirt into his underwear.
  • -Really? -Yeah, he's done it for years.
  • I always thought it was ridiculous,
  • but then he sent me this article the other day
  • that said something like 80% of men
  • who tuck their shirts into their underwear
  • feel more confident.
  • Well, now I'm curious.
  • -Okay. -(slurping)
  • Your dad is a genius.
  • I feel like I've lost the ability
  • to understand what fear is.
  • What what is?
  • (sighs deeply)
  • Good mythical morning!
  • Thank you.
  • We got to do something that requires extreme confidence.
  • Double-blind, double high five?
  • (grunts)
  • -Yes! -Oh, yeah!
  • I'm gonna use the pencil sharpener.
  • It's always scared me.
  • (whoops)
  • (laughs)
  • I'm gonna start a sentence and not know where it's going.
  • Sometimes when I...
  • freshen my m...ocha,
  • I live a little!
  • -(laughs) -You did it!
  • What else can we do?
  • You could climb the pole.
  • ♪ ♪
  • This is gonna be awesome.
  • I'm not a good pole climber.
  • I-I don't have pole-climbing arms.
  • I have napkin-dabbing arms.
  • Just get on the pole, I'll walk you through it.
  • Now, put your feet on there.
  • I'm scared.
  • Listen are you untucked or are you tucked?
  • All you got to do is pull with your arms
  • and hold with your legs.
  • Okay.
  • -I'm doing it! -Okay.
  • Do that a whole lot more until you get to the top.
  • Okay.
  • (grunts)
  • -That's it. Yep. -(grunting)
  • -Pull with my arms. -Keep it up.
  • Pull with my arms.
  • Hold with my legs.
  • Pull with my arms.
  • Hold with my legs.
  • Pull with my arms.
  • Hold with my legs.
  • I did it! I made it to the top!
  • (whoops)
  • This is amazing.
  • It's almost indescribable.
  • Well, describe it.
  • I see a glorious mountain range
  • with a giant football player peaking over the horizon.
  • And a woman
  • with corn, so much corn!
  • And there's another woman.
  • And she's handing a child to a half-man, half-tiger hybrid.
  • It's all so beautiful.
  • I want to be there!
  • You know, I think that might be a half-man, half-jaguar hybrid.
  • LINK: Oh, I think you're right.
  • ♪ ♪
  • What else can we do?
  • I still feel tucked up.
  • Well, I feel like I finally got
  • the confidence to tell you something.
  • Okay.
  • Remember that summer between third and fourth grade
  • you spent with your aunt?
  • -Yeah, worst summer of my life. -Worst summer of your life.
  • And you were back home by yourself,
  • -bored out of your mind. -Bored out of my mind.
  • -Walking in circles around your -Walking in circles around my
  • -room waiting for me to return. -room waiting for you to return.
  • Yeah, that's not true.
  • Well, what kind of shapes were you walking in?
  • (sighs)
  • I was at space camp.
  • Space...
  • Camp.
  • -Was it--? -Phenomenal-- yes.
  • -Did you eat space ice cream? -Every day.
  • Even got it for breakfast sometimes.
  • -For breakfast? -On Tuesdays,
  • we got it for breakfast and breakfast dessert.
  • -Breakfast dessert? -Yes, it was literally
  • the best time of my life,
  • and I'm always thinking about it.
  • I just don't tell you about it,
  • because I don't want to upset you.
  • But now that I have told you,
  • I feel like I can finally give you
  • this.
  • -Space wings. -Cadet Neal?
  • Welcome to the space camp family.
  • You finally earned your wings.
  • Oh, but I didn't go.
  • I'm kind of just doing this for me.
  • If you could go along with it, I'd appreciate it.
  • Okay, I think I'm ready.
  • In honor of your dedication to NASA's space program,
  • with this bold commitment to exploring the far reaches
  • of our galaxy and beyond, which is suffering significantly
  • thanks to cuts in federal funding and the increased
  • privatization of space travel by the likes of Elon Musk--
  • who despite dubious personality traits and a weird name,
  • does seem to be genuinely interested
  • in the pursuit of science--
  • despite all that,
  • I award you with this pin
  • that when placed on your lapel or
  • breast area
  • if there is no lapel,
  • officially makes you
  • a space camper.
  • -You crying? -Yeah.
  • -You want to get some boba? -Yes.
  • Well, it's a good thing we're tucked.
  • Well, I know it's a choking hazard,
  • but why do I need extreme confidence to get boba?
  • Well, we do if we're gonna take the shortcut through the alley.
  • Scary alley.
  • ♪ ♪
  • Literally anything could be hiding in the dark.
  • Anything.
  • ♪ ♪
  • ♪ I'm not afraid of the dark ♪
  • ♪ I'm afraid of what's in the dark ♪
  • ♪ That I cannot see because it's so dang dark ♪
  • ♪ So dang dark, so dang dark, so dang dark, so dang dark ♪
  • ♪ There might be a ghost in the dark ♪
  • ♪ That's pretty unlikely ♪
  • ♪ But there definitely could be a slippery spot ♪
  • ♪ And that's arguably even more frightening ♪
  • ♪ There might be a sudden level change ♪
  • ♪ Like an unexpected step down ♪
  • ♪ Your foot is still up in the air ♪
  • ♪ When your brain thought it be on the ground by now ♪
  • ♪ There might be some fungus ♪
  • ♪ 'Cause they like it where it's dark and moist ♪
  • ♪ Wait, are we talking about mushrooms? ♪
  • ♪ Athlete's foot, but you make a good point ♪
  • ♪ Some mushrooms are deadly ♪
  • ♪ And in the dark I might be fooled ♪
  • ♪ But it's not like you'd have to eat it ♪
  • ♪ But you know how much I love mushrooms ♪
  • ♪ I'm not afraid of the dark, I'm afraid ♪
  • ♪ Of what's in the dark that I cannot see ♪
  • ♪ Because it's so dang dark, so dang dark ♪
  • ♪ So dang dark, so dang dark, so dang dark ♪
  • ♪ There could be two fractions in the dark ♪
  • ♪ And they need to be added together ♪
  • ♪ But I don't remember how to add fractions ♪
  • ♪ And I don't have a calculator ♪
  • ♪ There might be a jury summons ♪
  • ♪ And it says you got to go in on your birthday ♪
  • ♪ Gonna have to look at murder photos ♪
  • ♪ While I'm trying to enjoy my ice cream cake ♪
  • ♪ There could be a brand-new home ♪
  • -♪ Congratulations ♪ -♪ But they started fracking ♪
  • ♪ At the edge of my neighborhood ♪
  • ♪ And now my home is depreciating ♪
  • ♪ What if there's a blank canvas? ♪
  • ♪ Where do I even start? ♪
  • ♪ And is it even worth the risk? ♪
  • ♪ Who am I? ♪
  • ♪ Should I go back to law school ♪
  • ♪ I'm not afraid of the dark ♪
  • ♪ I'm afraid of what's in the dark ♪
  • ♪ That I cannot see, because it's so dang dark ♪
  • ♪ So dang dark, so dang dark, so dang dark, so dang dark. ♪
  • Maybe this isn't such a good idea.
  • But there's boba on the other side.
  • We got to ride the tuck.
  • Ride the tuck for the boba.
  • (rattling)
  • I think we should walk different.
  • -"Walk different"? -Yeah.
  • Like something's wrong with us so nobody messes with us.
  • Okay.
  • (moaning)
  • -What was that? -A noise!
  • I think we should make noises, too.
  • (moans)
  • (bellows)
  • Sounds like a cow.
  • (slow roar)
  • Sounds like a bear that's just coming out of hibernation.
  • -But that's scary, right? -No.
  • I think they're really vulnerable at that stage.
  • -(deep growling) -Oh, yeah.
  • That's nice.
  • -(growling) -(moaning)
  • Hot meal of...
  • Bath salts!
  • (grunts)
  • -(growling) -(moaning)
  • Freeze, tweakers!
  • We're not on drugs.
  • You got your shirts tucked in your underwear.
  • Uh, it was for confidence.
  • -Th-there was a study... -Put your hands up!
  • Ah.
  • You're a space camper?
  • No... (stammers)
  • Actually, yes.
  • Yes, I am.
  • I said hands up!
  • (moaning)
  • Dude, all we wanted was some boba...
  • Come on, man, that's not how it works.
  • The current travels through the path of least resistance
  • between the two probes.
  • That means that you're on the outside of the circuit.
  • What you're experiencing now
  • is psychosomatic sympathy convulsions.
  • -Uh, you're right. -Wait.
  • Rhett?
  • And Link?
  • Yes.
  • Oh, oh, oh, oh! I'm sorry, man.
  • I'm sorry. Ooh, let me get that out of you.
  • (all slurping)
  • You know I actually saw that article.
  • That study was paid for by an underwear company
  • that wanted free advertising every time people reached.
  • An unbiased follow-up study
  • found no link between tucking and confidence.
  • Um...
  • I didn't know you were in L.A., man.
  • Oh, yeah, I've been here, what, two months now.
  • I think graduation was the last time we saw each other.
  • -Yeah. -Actually,
  • I saw you at Crabtree Mall, uh,
  • back home a few Christmases ago.
  • -And you didn't say hello? -Well,
  • you seemed really in the zone with your Sbarro.
  • Plus, I mean, we'd just have had that conversation you have
  • when you see somebody from high school.
  • Hey, man. Hey.
  • How you doing? Good, good.
  • You seen anybody?
  • I've seen Trent. He's a gynecologist now.
  • Really? Yeah.
  • Makes sense.
  • (laughs) You're probably right.
  • That's the conversation we would've had.
  • Wait, Trent's a gynecologist now?
  • -Yeah. -Yeah.
  • Makes sense.
  • Hey, but you guys.
  • Oh, you guys are living the dream.
  • Making YouTube videos-- "Good mythical morning."
  • -Crazy. -(laughs)
  • You got something special, man.
  • Being able to work with your life-long best friend
  • and making videos
  • that millions of people watch every day.
  • Don't take that for granted, man.
  • -We won't. -Yeah.
  • Me, you know, I'm just doing this security thing
  • as my day job-- well, my night job.
  • But I moved to L.A. to pursue my true passion.
  • Magic, I do magic.
  • Magic, cool.
  • Oh, what kind of tricks?
  • Oh, no tricks.
  • Like, actual magic.
  • I mean, I do a traditional magic act.
  • But it's not an act. (chuckles)
  • It's real.
  • Most magicians
  • that people are familiar with, you know, they're all
  • slight of hand, they're just tricksters.
  • David Blaine's a trickster.
  • -Copperfield-- trickster. -Criss Angel?
  • Weirdo, but he is a magician.
  • You guys should just come see it.
  • I got a show tomorrow night.
  • -Okay, yeah, yeah. -Okay, I think I can make that.
  • All right, sweet.
  • I don't have my phone.
  • It probably came out when you were getting tased.
  • Oh, sorry.
  • I don't see it.
  • It's got to be around here somewhere.
  • Let me call it.
  • I mean, it's password-protected, right?
  • Of course.
  • I mean, it's not like there's somebody out there
  • who'd want to steal your phone
  • to hack into all of our social media accounts.
  • Or God forbid,
  • the thing that we poured our lives into
  • for the past five years.
  • The thing that we find our personal
  • self-worth and identity in
  • that we should probably see a counselor about?
  • The thing that if it was
  • taken from us would probably ruin our lives,
  • but make a great plot device.
  • Good mythical...
  • It's ringing.
  • (phone ringing)

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