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Video Drag Brunch - SNL

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  • >>> WAIT, SO HOLD ON, THIS IS A DRAG BRUNCH?
  • >> YES. THE WAITERS ARE IN DRAG.
  • AND THEY SAY CATTY THINGS TO YOU.
  • IT'S FUN. >> AND THEY HAVE BOTTOMLESS
  • MEMOS SAS, WHAT COULD BE BETTER THAN THAT?
  • >> LOOK, HERE COMES OUR WAITRESS NOW.
  • >> WELL, GOOD MORNING, BITCHES. THE GOOD LORD NAME MED TAWNY
  • POCKETS AND I'LL BE YOUR SERVERESQUE.
  • >> THIS MIGHT BE MORE FUN THAN WE THOUGHT!
  • >> MIGHT BE AND YOU MIGHT BE THE WORST LAY IN HISTORY, ACCORDING
  • TO THAT BAG OF LOTION AND WHAT IT SAID.
  • AND NOW, MISS THANG, WHOA. CHANEL CALLED BACK AND WANTS
  • THAT FAKE-ASS CHANEL BAG BACK. >> OH, THIS IS FAKE CHANEL, IT
  • SAYS CHAR-NEL ON IT. >> YES, QUEEN, THAT BAG IS AS
  • FAKE AS MY ORGASM. TRUST!
  • AND SOMEBODY BEST BE CALLING THE FIRE DEPARTMENT ABOUT THIS ONE,
  • BECAUSE THAT SMOKY EYE SITUATION HAS BECOME A STOP, DROP AND ROLL
  • ONE. >> SHE GOT ME!
  • >> DON'T -- >> NOW DO HIM!
  • >> YOU'VE NEVER WORKED FOR ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE.
  • YOU'VE HAD EVERYTHING HANDED TO YOU.
  • THE ONE THING YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO PURCHASE IS A
  • PERSONALITY. AND A SOUL.
  • ALL RIGHT, BITCHES. I'M GOING TO SASHAY AWAY AND
  • GRAB THEM MIMOSAS. >> YOU GUYS, THIS IS PRETTY FUN.
  • >> IS IT? >> OH, GARY, COME ON YOU'RE NOT
  • UPSET, ARE YOU? >> NO IT'S JUST THAT WITH YOU
  • GUYS SHE WAS REALLY SUPERFICIAL. WITH ME SHE GOT DARK.
  • LIKE THERE WAS NO JOY IN HER EYES.
  • >> GARY. GET OVER IT.
  • >> YEAH. THAT IS WHAT DRAG QUEENS DO.
  • THEY THROW SHADE, THEY READ BEADS.
  • IT'S PART OF THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE.
  • >> OKAY, YEAH, I'M SORRY. MAYBE I'M BEING TOO SENSITIVE.
  • >> OH, HERE SHE COMES AGAIN. >> I'M BACK, KIDDIE GIRLS.
  • OH, SURE, THERE'S FOUR OF YOU AND I ONLY BROUGHT TWO.
  • I MADE YOURS EXTRA STRONG BECAUSE YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO
  • RUB FRONTS WITH THAT THIRSTY TROLL.
  • ALSO, I CALLED 911 TO HELP OUT WITH THE TRAGEDY THAT IS THAT
  • SMOKY EYE SITUATION. >> SHE WILL NOT LET GO OF MY
  • SMOKY EYE! >> DON'T FORGET GARY.
  • >> WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME SOMEONE SMILED BECAUSE YOU
  • WALKED INTO A ROOM? I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYONE DERIVING
  • JOY FROM SEEING SUCH AN OVERPRIVILEGED HUSK OF A SHALLOW
  • HUMAN BEING. OKAY!
  • I'M GOING TO BE BACK WITH SOME MENUS.
  • >> SLAYED! >> LOVED IT.
  • >> I DON'T GET IT. I'MA NICE GUY.
  • PEOPLE LIKE ME. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY
  • GODFATHER BEING THE DYSON VACUUM GUY.
  • >> GARY, SHE'S JUST TEASING. >> NO, SHE HATES ME.
  • LOOK. >> GARY, YOU HAVE TO TAKE WHAT
  • SHE'S SAYING WITH A GRAIN OF SALT.
  • >> IT JUST SEEMS THAT THE GRAINS OF SALT THAT SHE'S GIVING ME ARE
  • COARSER THAN THOSE BEING SERVED TO YOU.
  • >> OH, GARY, YOU DON'T HAVE A POETIC MIND SO YOU SHOULDN'T TRY
  • TO SPEAK IN METAPHOR. >> YEAH, GARY, JUST ENJOY HER
  • SASS. >> OH MY GOD, HERE SHE COMES.
  • I'M NOT SURE HOW MUCH MORE I CAN TAKE, SERIOUSLY, I MIGHT CRY.
  • >> ALREADY? OKAY, BUT THEN THAT'S IT FOR THE
  • DAY. >> GOT YOUR MENUS, YOU HUNGRY,
  • HUNGRY WHORES. AND YOU, I KNOW YOU'RE USED TO
  • EVERYTHING JUST BEING HANDED TO YOU.
  • BUT NOT TODAY, GARY WATSON. >> WAIT, HOW DO YOU KNOW MY FULL
  • NAME? >> DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE ME?
  • >> NO. >> DOES THIS HELP?
  • >> NO. >> HOW ABOUT NOW?
  • >> NO. >> OKAY.
  • WHAT IF I DO THIS? >> MILTON SAUNDERS?
  • >> CORRECT. I WAS YOUR INTERN OVER FIVE
  • YEARS AGO. YOU SCOLDED ME OVER A LUNCH
  • ORDER WHEN I WORKED FOR YOU AT GOLDMAN SACHS.
  • GUESS WHAT I'MA JUNIOR VP AT CREDIT SUISSE NOW.
  • >> THEN WHY ARE YOU WORKING HERE?
  • >> MY FRIEND OWNS THE RESTAURANT AND TOLD ME YOU WERE COMING.
  • >> YOU GOT INTO FULL DRAG JUST TO INSULT ME?
  • >> CORRECT. >> IT MUST HAVE TAKEN TWO HOURS
  • TO DO ALL THIS. >> FOUR, CONTOUR IS TIME
  • CONSUMING IF YOU'RE NOT USED TO IT.
  • I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY. >> I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE.
  • >> YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE OUR ORDER?
  • >> THE AGREEMENT WAS I WOULD WORK A WHOLE SHIFT.
  • SO WHAT YOU BITCHES WANT TO EAT? >> I'LL HAVE THE BREAKFAST
  • BURRITO WITH SOUR CREAM ON THE SIDE, DON'T MESS IT UP LIKE FIVE
  • YEARS AGO. >> YES, SIR.
  • IMMEDIATELY, SIR. DAMMIT!

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A drag queen (John Mulaney) sasses one diner (Alex Moffat) more than the others (Pete Davidson, Cecily Strong, Aidy Bryant).

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