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Video Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert Re-enact Their Sketch "Waiters Nauseated By Food"

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Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert Re-enact Their Sketch "Waiters Nauseated By Food"
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  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
  • >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY!
  • WELCOME BACK!
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
  • MY FIRST GUEST IS AN OLD FRIEND.
  • HE STARS IN THE NEW APPLE TV+ SERIES, "THE MORNING SHOW."
  • PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW" STEVE CARELL!
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen:.
  • WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
  • >> Stephen: NICE, EH?
  • WE'VE KNOWN EACH OTHER A LONG TIME.
  • >> I'VE KNOWN YOU LONGER THAN I'VE KNOWN MY WIFE.
  • >> Stephen: I'VE KNOWN YOU LONGER THAN I'VE KNOWN MY WIFE.
  • YEAH.
  • WE SHOULD BE TOGETHER.
  • >> I THINK SO.
  • >> Stephen: THEY DON'T DESERVE US!
  • WE'RE FAMOUS!
  • ( LAUGHTER ) BUT I LOVE SEEING YOU, BUT IT IS
  • A LITTLE SURREAL TO HAVE YOU OUT ON THE SHOW, FOR "LATE SHOW"
  • STEPHEN COLBERT TO INTERVIEW MOVIE STAR STEVE CARELL BECAUSE
  • YOU'RE JUST THE GUY DOWN IN THE NEXT CUBBY CITY TO ME WHO IS
  • PUTTING STUFF ON THE FLOOR BECAUSE THERE ARE RATS DOWN
  • THERE.
  • >> DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE FOUND THE RAT?
  • >> Stephen: YES, I WAS THERE!
  • YOU REMEMBER WHEN RUBANO FREAKED OUT AND STARTED BEATING IT TO
  • DEATH WITH A FENCE POST?
  • >> YEAH, I HAD TO WALK OUT OF THE ROOM AT THAT POINT.
  • >> Stephen: I COULDN'T LOOK AWAY.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) I WAS THE NEW GUY.
  • I GUESS THIS IS WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO, I GUESS THIS
  • HAPPENS EVERY NIGHT AT SECOND CITY.
  • >> KILL THE RAT!
  • KILL THE RAT!
  • >> Stephen: MM-HMM.
  • I FOUND A NEW STEVE CARELL I DIDN'T KNOW BEFORE, AND I HOPE
  • YOU CAN EXPLAIN WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
  • THIS IS YOU -- WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THAT MUSTACHE RIGHT THERE?
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) YOU LIVED IN WITNESS PROTECTION
  • FOR MANY YEARS UNDER THE NAME RAMON GARCIA, I UNDERSTAND.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
  • >> MY NICKNAME WAS APPARENTLY PEPE, FOR SOME REASON.
  • >> Stephen: HOW LONG DID YOU HAVE THE STASH, STEVE?
  • >> ON AND OFF ABOUT 30 YEARS.
  • >> Stephen: I NEVER KNEW YOU WITH A MUSTACHE.
  • >> I GREW A MUSTACHE TO PLAY LA CROSSE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT
  • MADE ME LOOK FOR INTIMIDATING.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) LOOK AT THIS!
  • >> Stephen: HOW OLD ARE YOU?
  • YOU LOOK LIKE A KNIGHT'S PAGE FROM 1312.
  • >> YEAH.
  • >> Stephen: HOW OLD ARE YOU HERE?
  • >> SEVENTEEN.
  • >> Stephen: 17.
  • YEAH.
  • I STARTED GROWING A BEARD WHEN I WAS, LIKE, 14.
  • IT WAS SUPER EASY.
  • >> Stephen: I KNOW.
  • YOU NEED TO SHAVE HALFWAY THROUGH THIS SER VIEW.
  • >> I KNOW.
  • I DO.
  • >> Stephen: A NUMBER OF GUESTS HAVE COME ON HERE, AND I'M SURE
  • PEOPLE HAVE SAID TO YOU OVER THE YEARS, THE ONE THING THAT THEY
  • KNOW THE BOTH OF US DID TOGETHER WAS WAITERS WHO WERE NAUSEATED
  • BY FOOD.
  • >> MM-HMM.
  • >> Stephen: WHICH WAS THE -- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
  • I DON'T KNOW IF THEY ACTUALLY SAW IT OR THEY JUST LOVED THE
  • IDEA.
  • >> WELL, ANYTIME YOU SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND HAVE A
  • LITTLE PAUSE, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO APPLAUD.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW WHAT
  • THAT IS BUT DO GO ON?
  • WE BOTH HAD SCENE IDEAS FOR THE DANA CARVEY SHOW.
  • I HAD ONE CALLED WAITERS ARE NAUSEATED BY FOOD AND YOU HAD
  • ONE -- >> I AUDITIONED A PIECE A
  • PODIATRIST NAUSEATED BY FEET.
  • >> Stephen: WITH NO KNOWLEDGE THE OTHER PERSON HAD THE BIT
  • THEY KIDS.
  • >> MM-HMM.
  • >> Stephen: I WAS A WAITER AND USED TO READ THE SPECIALS LIST
  • WHEN I WAS HUNG OVER THE NIGHT BEFORE AND PRETEND TO BE
  • NAUSEATED FOR MY OTHER WAITERS.
  • WE DID THIS ON AIR AND GOT BOTH OF US HIRED AT "THE DAILY SHOW."
  • >> THAT WAS THE THING THEY LOVED.
  • >> Stephen: WHEN THEY FOUND OUT I WAS IN WAITERS NAUSEATED
  • BY FOOD THEY HIRED ME ON THE SPOT AND SAID WE'VE GOT TO GET
  • SOMEBODY ELSE SIX MONTHS LATER.
  • >> I TOLD THEM THEY SHOULD HIRE YOU ON THE TAIL "LATE SHOW."
  • >> Step."
  • I OWE MY CAREER TO YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE INSTRUMENTAL IN GET MEG
  • THE JOB.
  • >> Stephen: WHEN DOES DADDY GET HIS BEAK WET?
  • DON'T MAKE ME PUT MY RINGS ON.
  • DO YOU ENJOY THE FAKE VOMIT.
  • >> OH, YEAH.
  • >> Stephen: REALLY?
  • FOR SURE.
  • ( GAGGING ) ( LAUGHTER )
  • I'M JUST GOING TO WATCH YOU A LITTLE BIT.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YOU'RE THE GUEST.
  • I WAS JUST STARTING TO TASTE IT A LITTLE BIT.
  • IF YOU CAN TASTE IT A LITTLE, YOUR EYES CAN WATER A LITTLE
  • BIT.
  • OH, I NEVER TOLD YOU THIS STORY.
  • I HAD A FRIEND NAMED BREWSTER.
  • WHEN WE WERE KIDS, WE WERE PLAYING BASKETBALL.
  • IT WAS THE TIPOFF AND HE WAS GOING TO THROW THE BALL UP AND
  • SOMEBODY SAID, THROW THE BALL UP!
  • THROW IT UP!
  • THROW IT UP!
  • AND BREWSTER JUST WENT BLAAAAH INTO HIS HANDS!
  • IT WAS THE EQUIVALENT OF A MIC DROP.
  • OH, NO, DRY HEAVE?
  • THIS GUY JUST WENT BLAAAAH!
  • >> Stephen: HOW OLD?
  • ABOUT TEN YEARS OLD.
  • I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE WHO COULD VOMIT ON CUE.
  • FANTASTIC.
  • >> Stephen: WHAT BECAME OF THIS GENTLEMAN.
  • >> A HYDROGEOLOGIST.
  • >> Stephen: GOOD FOR YOU, BREWSTER.
  • KIDS, THAT'S A MESSAGE OF HOPE RIGHT NOW.
  • >> FANTASTIC.
  • >> Stephen: SPEAKING OF NOT BEING ABLE TO KEEP YOUR LUNCH
  • DOWN, DO YOU REMEMBER -- BECAUSE WE HAVE A CLIP HERE.
  • >> I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BRING UP A MOVIE THAT I DID OR
  • SOMETHING.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: SPEAKING OF NOT
  • BEING ABLE TO KEEP YOUR LUNCH DOWN -- I JUST PICKED THAT.
  • >> I TEED IT UP FOR YOU, YOU HAD TO.
  • >> Stephen: DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE AT "THE DAILY SHOW"
  • AND WE DID EVEN STEPHEN STUFF, YOU CAME UP WITH THE IDEA OF
  • SPRING BREAK AND BINGE DRINKING.
  • >> I WOULD BE THE GUINEA PIG.
  • >> Stephen: NO, ORIGINALLY YOU SAID WHAT IF THE BOTH OF US WENT
  • OUT AND GOT SO DRUNK, AND THEN WE DID THE WHOLE FIELD PIECE
  • ABOUT WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO BE BLIND DRUNK.
  • >> YEAH, IT WAS A FIELD PIECE.
  • THE IDEA OF IT WAS TO SHOW THE EFFECTS OF ALCOHOL ON THE HUMAN
  • SYSTEM, A LOT OF LOCAL PEOPLE DO IT AROUND THE HOLIDAYS, AND AS,
  • YOU KNOW, CAUTIONARY TALE, THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME SO YOU
  • SHOULD NOT DO THIS.
  • >> Stephen: DOING SHOTS AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
  • >> RIGHT, SO WE WENT TO A CONTROLLED EXPERIMENT.
  • >> Stephen: AND I SAID, I THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
  • WHAT IF, THOUGH, ONLY YOU GET BLIND DRUNK AND I JUST WATCH YOU
  • DO IT.
  • >> YOU JUST ADMINISTER -- >> Stephen: I ADMINISTER THE
  • ALCOHOL, TAKE THE NOTES AND I BASICALLY QUESTION YOU.
  • I'M THE CONTROL, OKAY.
  • >> RIGHT SO I STARTED WITH, I THINK, A GLASS OF ROSEÉ, AND I
  • MOVED TO A SHOT OF JAGERMEISTER, LONG ISLAND ICED TEA, AND THIS
  • WAS ALL ON CAMERA.
  • >> Stephen: WITH TIME LAPSE.
  • WITH A TIME LAPSE.
  • AND YOU WERE TAKING NOTES.
  • >> Stephen: AND YOU WERE INSISTING -- AT A CERTAIN POINT,
  • YOU INSISTED THAT I PUNCH YOU.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> YES.
  • I TOOK OFF MY SHIRT AND I SAID PUNCH ME AS HARD AS YOU CAN IN
  • THE CHEST.
  • >> Stephen: YOU EVENTUALLY TOOK OFF YOUR SHIRT.
  • WE HAVE A CLIP OF YOU SAYING PUNCH ME.
  • KNOWING THE SHIRT COMES OFF EVENTUALLY BUT THIS IS NOT THE
  • MOMENT.
  • >> DID I OPEN THE SHIRT?
  • >> Stephen: YOU DIDN'T OPEN THE SHIRT FOR THIS PART.
  • THIS IS ALL REAL.
  • STEVE IS COMMITTED AND YOU WERE AS HAMMERED AS I'VE EVER SEEN
  • ANYONE.
  • >> THE DRUNKEST I'VE EVER BEEN IN MY LIFE.
  • >> STEVE, OKAY!
  • GIVE ME THE TEST, PUNCH ME!
  • >> Stephen: I DON'T WANT TO.
  • PUNCH ME IN THE CHEST.
  • OH!
  • OH, JEEZ!
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> THE NEXT DAY I WOKE UP AND I
  • THOUGHT, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY -- DID I FALL DOWN A FLIGHT OF
  • STEPS OR SOMETHING?
  • AND MY WIFE WAS SO MAD AT YOU.
  • >> Stephen: SHE WAS MAD AT ME.
  • FIRST OF ALL, I TOOK YOU HOME.
  • AND SHE KNEW THIS WAS YOUR PITCH.
  • I TOOK YOU HOME AND YOU WERE LIKE A DRUNKEN SAILOR OVER MY
  • SHOULDERS TRYING TO GET YOU TO THE FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE.
  • SHE'S, LIKE, WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?
  • I SAID I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
  • I AGREED AND THIS WAS HIS IDEA.
  • >> SHE THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO STOP MY HEART WITH THE PUNCH TO
  • MY CHEST.
  • >> Stephen: I SAID, HAVE YOU SEEN MY ARMS?
  • HE COULD HAVE SHATTERED MY WRIST.
  • >> THE OTHER ELEMENT WAS THE RIDE HOME.
  • IT WAS EVIE'S CAR.
  • >> Stephen: IT WAS MY WIFE'S STATION WAGON.
  • SHE SAID, FINE, JUST DON'T THROW UP IN THE CAR.
  • >> AND I REMEMBER YOU SAYING, THERE'S A BAG IN THE FRONT SEAT.
  • YOU WERE SO KIND TO DRIVE ME HOME.
  • IT WAS ALL PLANNED AHEAD.
  • YOU SAID, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T TRY TO VOMIT OUT THE WINDOW, AND
  • I MIDDLE EAST TRIED TO VOMIT OUT THE WINDOW.
  • >> Stephen: AND IT JUST WENT IN THE DOOR.
  • >> THE WINDOW WAS UP, IT WASN'T DOWN.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) YEAH!
  • >> Stephen: THAT'S WHY I SAID DON'T TRY TO VOMIT OUT THE
  • WINDOW, BECAUSE IT WAS WINTER.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> AND YOU TRIED TO GET THAT OUT
  • OF THE MECHANISM IN THE DOOR FOR --
  • >> Stephen: BEFORE EVIE COULD FIND OUT.
  • >> YEAH.
  • >> Stephen: I DID NOT SUCCEED.
  • NO.
  • SO WE HAD TWO VERY DISAPPOINTED SPOUSES.
  • >> Stephen: YES.
  • LUCKILY, YOUR WIFE HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR EVENTUALLY ABOUT THIS.
  • SHE'S ACTUALLY MAYBE FUNNIER THAN YOU.
  • >> FOR SURE.
  • >> Stephen: YEAH.
  • DO YOU GUYS LAUGH A LOT?
  • >> HM-UM.
  • >> Stephen: NO. JUST STARE SILENTLY.
  • >> THE SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE IS STAYING IN SEPARATE
  • ROOMSO MOST OF THE TIME.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) NO, WE DO THIS ONE THING TO BE
  • SOMEBODY ASKED ME, DOES YOUR WIFE MAKE YOU LAUGH?
  • THIS IS A LITTLE HARD TO EXPLAIN, BUT I WILL SAY HER
  • NAME, AND SHE WILL SHOOT ME A LOOK BUT NEVER MAKE EYE CONTACT
  • WITH ME, SO, SAY STEVE.
  • >> Stephen: STEVE.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> NOW I'LL DO IT TO YOU.
  • >> Stephen: OKAY.
  • READY?
  • >> Stephen: OKAY.
  • TEPHEN!
  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND, SO, WE CAN SIT FOR HALF AN
  • HOUR, HONEY!
  • AND SOMETIMES THERE'S, LIKE, ONE OR TWO DIFFERENT POINTS BEFORE
  • YOU SETTLE ON THAT.
  • >> Stephen: SURE.
  • PLEASE DON'T GO ANY.
  • >> WHERE WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK.
  • BACK WITH MORE MR. STEVE CARELL RIGHT THERE.

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