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Video Vete a la Versh - T2, E9: La Leyenda de Melda - Parte III
08:00   |   22M+ views   |   07/22/2018 at 18:39


  • Presents
  • Created by: Roberto "Darkar" Alatriz
  • The Legend of Melda
  • Ukulele of Time Part III
  • Now how the hell do I get down from here!?
  • Your wish is my command, my excellent and respectable elf friend.
  • Ah, um... you're making me nervous.
  • Your wish is my COMMAND!!
  • Stupid fucking turkey.
  • You're really stupid too though. The elevator's right there.
  • They got you!!
  • Now they really got you.
  • Bitch they got you!!
  • The-they... they got you!
  • They got you!!!!
  • *Whistles and hip thrusts*
  • I have two stones. Now what.
  • Two stones... uh-huh uh-huh... what stones?
  • W-wha... the stones. The stupid useless stones?
  • Oh yeah those things- Oh but what a beautiful dress!
  • Where is the other stone?
  • Oh well I don't know. Why don't you look on the internet? Look for it's Facebook page or something.
  • What's that?
  • I'm always fixing stuff for the ghetto class.
  • Bestie how are you!? Super girlfriend, super. Hey, do you remember that green gnome with the ugly face?Well he found two stones.
  • Hey, do you remember where the blue one is? Yeah that one, the pretty one in the shape of- yeah, that one
  • Well!?
  • Hang on girl he's bothering me. Okay you ugly frog-face, the next stone is in the palace of the hermaphrodite fish-men.
  • Why is everything so fucking weird here!?
  • This is the path we take to get to the next stone.
  • How do you always know what's going on?
  • It says so right there.
  • But of course.
  • Hey, afternoon. Do you want any pistachios?
  • No thank you.
  • They're magic though, look.
  • No, thank you.
  • C'mon man i'll give 'em to you cheap.
  • No. Thank you.
  • Are you mad, bro?
  • Alright...
  • Do you want any pistachios?
  • No for fuck's sake stop fucking around you jackass!!!
  • Ah.. alright then.
  • Behind this waterfall you can find the hermaphrodite fish-men kingdom.
  • Do I jump or what?
  • Well... however you want.
  • I have an idea.
  • You're so damn stupid.
  • Listen you retarded fly, you should be carrying me instead of fucking around.
  • Fuck that. That's what the elevator's for.
  • They fuckin GOT YOU!!
  • They got you!
  • They fuckin got you!!!
  • They got you!!!
  • Hello, hello! What a beautiful thing we have here!
  • Uhm... don't tell me he's gay.
  • Imagine that.
  • Little one you're looking sooooo super fashion! You should, you should- UGH you're gonna go FAR my love.
  • That's just a fucking ugly well that smells like fish.
  • Fucking bitch.
  • Jeesze so delicate.
  • This place legit smells like ass.
  • I think THAT'S why.
  • Eat a fucking torta man.
  • How much do you weigh!?
  • What is your wish *GASP* strange traveller.
  • I'm looking for a useless stone.
  • Of course. Of course. The stone...
  • The... stone..?
  • What is your wish *GASP* strange traveller.
  • wha.. what?
  • Oh please forgive him it's just that sometimes his screws get loose.
  • I don't know what to do with him. Hey CHT! HEY! King?
  • Of course, of course. The stone.
  • Yeah that one.
  • Eh SHHHHHH! Don't raise your voice.
  • Don't you SHOOSH me stupid bitch! You piss me off!
  • Oh calm down.
  • No no YOU calm down. You get all pissed off because you look like a fat cow!
  • Look i've got a stomachache i can't handle your gay shit right now.
  • You're such a cunt!
  • Look you stupid fucking fish i need that useless stone. stop the bullshit.
  • Don't yell like that at my teddy bear.
  • Of course, the stone. My daughter has it. Unfortunately, she was swallowed by our sacred Gay Whale.
  • Now she lives in it's appendix.
  • My god what a gay whale.
  • So he ate her and you left her there?
  • I couldn't do anything out of respect.
  • The truth is that my daughter kinda grosses me out.
  • If you want the stone, you'll have to go in the gay whale and rescue her.
  • Where's the whale?
  • At the hermaphrodite fountain.
  • Where's the hermaphrodite fountain?
  • Hang on lemme look.
  • That's weird.. it's behind me.
  • Well... move.
  • I don't think i can. I haven't moved in 27 years.
  • Then how the fuck DO I DO IT!?
  • Is he gone?
  • Still here.
  • What is your wish *GASP* strange traveller.
  • SON of a BITCH.
  • Oh my god I can't you're such a PIG my love.
  • Hurry hurry hurry! The titanic's gonna fall with the iceberg! OH my GOD!
  • To speak with the Gay Whale, you must make a useless offering.
  • Here.
  • You son of a bitch!
  • Eww a tumor... gross!!!
  • Kill... me..
  • You took way too long!!!
  • Now who the fuck are YOU!?
  • Im the hermaphrodite fish-man princess.
  • And because of you i missed an episode of my soap La Rosa de Guadalupe. Lets go already.
  • Okay.. lets go.
  • Carry me.
  • no, no NO EWW NOO no!
  • Gimme the stone so i can leave. it reeks.
  • My hero! How can I ever pay you back?
  • The stone.
  • I'll give you something special. My mom gave it to me and it's been in my family for generations.
  • The fucking stone!
  • I give you the stone in the shape of a --------------
  • Now let's have crazy sex!

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