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  • THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON A,
  • AGAIN, ANOTHER DAY OF WALL TO
  • WALL DRAMA HERE.
  • THIS IS ONE OF THOSE DAYS THAT
  • THERE'S ALMOST TOO MUCH TO WRAP
  • WERE YOUR HEAD AROUND.
  • LAST NIGHT, AS YOU PROBABLY
  • KNOW, THE PRESIDENT INTERRUPTED
  • PRIME TIME TELEVISION TO READ A
  • SPEECH FROM THE OVAL OFFICE, TO
  • WARN US ABOUT MEXICANS, AS IF
  • THEY'RE A MIGRATION OF KILLER
  • BEES SWARMING AFTER US.
  • THE SPEECH I THINK WAS INTENDED
  • TO CONVINCE US THAT WE HAVE A
  • CRISIS AT THE BORDER.
  • HE'S MARRIED TO ONE AND REFUSES
  • TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM.
  • THIS WAS NOT AN INSPIRED SPEECH.
  • IT LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GIVING IT
  • AT GUN POINT.
  • AND HE WAS SNIFFLING.
  • I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE HE FORGOT TO
  • TAKE HIS ALLERGY MEDICATION.
  • >> ARE YOU SUFFERING FROM
  • CONGESTION?
  • UNCONTROLLABLE PERSISTENT
  • SNIFFLING?
  • FINALLY, THERE IS HOPE,
  • WALLEGRA, FOR BORDER-NEGOTIATING
  • RELATED DELUSIONS.
  • ASK YOUR INDICTED CAMPAIGN
  • MANAGER IF WALLEGRA IS RIGHT FOR
  • YOU.
  • IT MAY CAUSE A SUDDEN INABILITY
  • TO USE NUMBERS AND FACTS.
  • WALLEGRA, SHUT DOWN THE
  • GOVERNMENT, NOT YOUR SINUSES.
  • >> AVAILABLE AT BORDER
  • WALGREENS.
  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
  • >> Jimmy: IT WAS A VERY DRIPPY
  • SPEECH, NASAL AND OTHERWISE, BUT
  • TRUMP WASN'T THE ONLY LEADER WHO
  • CAME OFF BADLY.
  • I DON'T KNOW WHO'S VIEADVISING
  • THEM.
  • BUT AS BAD AS TRUMP'S
  • PRESENTATION WAS, THE REBUTTAL
  • FROM CHUCK SCHUMER AND NANCY
  • PELOSI MIGHT HAVE BEEN WORSE.
  • >> GOOD EVENING.
  • I APPRECIATE THE OPPORTUNITY TO
  • TALK TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
  • ABOUT HOW WE CAN END THIS
  • SHUTDOWN.
  • >> OBVIOUSLY, THEY SUBSCRIBE TO
  • NETFLIX.
  • THEY LOOK LIKE THE TRAILER FOR
  • "GET OUT TWO."
  • TWO SCARY WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE
  • SECRET.
  • THE MAIN THING WAS TRUMP.
  • HE HAD BIGLY WHOPPER THE FOR US.
  • HE HAD MORE LIES.
  • TRUMP CLAIMED THE WALL, IF WE
  • BUILD IT, WILL PAY FOR ITSELF.
  • THE ONLY PERSON IN HISTORY WHO
  • EVER BANKRUPTED A CASINO SAYS
  • THE WALL WILL PAY FOR ITSELF.
  • THEN TODAY, AFTER A SPEECH THAT
  • CHANGED EXACTLY NO ONE'S MIND,
  • THE PRESIDENT SAID ALL RIGHT,
  • I'M GOING TO MEET WITH THE
  • DEMOCRATS.
  • AND AS YOU READ, IT DID NOT GO
  • WELL.
  • JUST LEFT THE MEETING WITH CHUCK
  • AND FANCY.
  • A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME.
  • I ASKED WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN
  • IN 30 DAYS IN I QUICKLY OPEN
  • THINGS UP.
  • WILL YOU FUND THE WALL, NANCY
  • PELOSI SAID NO.
  • I SAID BYE-BYE.
  • HE DESPERATELY WANTS TO PIN IT
  • ON DEMOCRATS EVEN THOUGH
  • PRESIDENT TRUMP SAID HE WAS
  • PROUD TO CLAIM IT FOR HIMSELF.
  • CABLE NEWS RUSHES OUT.
  • AND HERE'S CHUCK SCHUMER'S TAKE.
  • >> HE ASKED SPEAKER PELOSI IF
  • SHE WOULD FUND THE WALL, AND SHE
  • SAID NO.
  • AND HE SAID WE HAVE NOTHING TO
  • DISCUSS AND HE WALKED OUT.
  • AGAIN, WE SAW A TEMPER TANTRUM.
  • >> Jimmy: HE ALSO CLAIMED
  • PRESIDENT TRUMP SLAMMED THE
  • TABLE BUT VICE PRESIDENT PENCE
  • HAD A VERY DIFFERENT TAKE ON THE
  • ENCOUNTER.
  • >> CAN YOU DESCRIBE WHAT THE
  • PRESIDENT DID IN THE MEETING AND
  • ARE WE ANY CLOSER TO HAVING A
  • NATIONAL EMERGENCY DECLARED?
  • >> WELL, THE PRESIDENT WALKED
  • INTO THE ROOM AND PASSED OUT
  • CANDY.
  • IT'S TRUE.
  • >> IT IS TRUE.
  • >> Jimmy: HE HANDED OUT
  • BUTTERFINGERS AND M&Ms.
  • I WONDER IF HE HANDS OUT THE
  • BROWN M&Ms OR IF HE STUFFS THOSE
  • BACK IN THE BAG.
  • BUT THE MORNING STARTED WITH A
  • PRESS CONFERENCE ABOUT THE WALL,
  • THE PRESIDENT IS POINTING TO
  • OTHER COUNTRIES AS PROOF.
  • >> ISRAEL PUT UP A WALL, 99.9%
  • SUCCES
  • SUCCESSFUL ACCORDING TO BIBI
  • NETANYAHU.
  • HE TOLD ME 99.9.
  • MAYBE HE'LL CHANGE IT.
  • BUT THEY PUT UP A WALL, AND THEY
  • DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM ANYMORE.
  • >> Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT, NEVER
  • HAVE ANY PROBLEMS IN ISRAEL.
  • HERE'S THE THING, WALLS DON'T
  • STOP DRUGS FROM GETTING IN.
  • PRISONS HAVE WALLS, DRUGS GET
  • INTO PRISONS ALL THE TIME.
  • YOU KNOW WHAT WILL STOP PEOPLE
  • FROM GETTING ACROSS THE BORDER?
  • THE CUSTOMS AND DEA AGENTS.
  • THE PEOPLE DONALD TRUMP HASN'T
  • BEEN PAYING FOR THE LAST THREE
  • WEEKS.
  • ONE REPORTER JON KARL ASKED WHY
  • THEY DIDN'T JUST PAY THE
  • WORKERS.
  • >> WHY NOT SIGN THE BILL SO THE
  • WORKERS --
  • >> DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO
  • THAT?
  • DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO THAT,
  • JON?
  • >> IT'S NOT FOR ME.
  • >> NO, SERIOUSLY, DO YOU THINK I
  • SHOULD JUST SIGN?
  • TELL ME, TELL ME.
  • JON, YOU THINK I SHOULD JUST
  • SIGN?
  • >> I'M SAYING IF YOU SIGN THAT,
  • THESE WORKERS CAN START GETTING
  • PAID.
  • >> IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION
  • YOU WOULD DO THAT.
  • >> I'M NOT IN YOUR POSITION.
  • >> I'M ASKING YOU, WOULD YOU DO
  • THAT IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION,
  • BECAUSE IF WOULD YOU DO THAT,
  • YOU SHOULD NEVER BE IN THIS
  • POSITION.
  • GOOD-BYE, EVERYBODY.
  • THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
  • >> Jimmy: IT WAS A FUN DAY.
  • THERE'S NO END TO THE SHUTDOWN
  • IN SIGHT UNLESS THEY LISTEN TO
  • ME.
  • I HAVE A PLAN TO END THE
  • SHUTDOWN TOMORROW, FOR REAL.
  • YOU WANT TO HEAR IT?
  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
  • I DON'T WANT TO SET THE
  • EXPECTATIONS TOO HIGH, BUT, WE
  • ALL KNOW THE HOUSE ISN'T GOING
  • TO AUTHORIZE THE MONEY TO PAY
  • FOR THIS WALL.
  • IT'S A WASTE.
  • EVEN DONALD TRUMP KNOWS IT
  • DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
  • HE PROMISED IT, BECAUSE HE
  • DIDN'T THINK HE WAS GOING TO
  • WIN.
  • HE MIGHT AS WELL PROMISE US ALL
  • JET PACKS.
  • HE TOLD THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR
  • HIM THAT HE WAS GOING TO BUILD
  • IT, NOW THEY WANT IT BUILT.
  • HOW DOES HE GET OUT OF IT
  • WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE HE LOST.
  • WE PRETEND TO BUILD THE WALL.
  • TRUMPCARES SO
  • TRUMP CARES SO LITTLE ABOUT THE
  • WALL, HE MIGHT AS WELL START
  • CALLING IT ERIC.
  • AND TELL THE RED HAT CLUB THAT
  • THE WALL IS APPROVED, IT'S GOING
  • UP, WE FOUND A POT OF GOLD ON
  • THE TIJUANA BORDER, WE'RE USE
  • BEING THAT TO BUILD IT.
  • THERE'S NO REASON TO BE HONEST.
  • IF TRUMP TELLS HIS TRUMPERS THAT
  • THE WALL IS BEING BUILT, THEY'LL
  • BELIEVE IT.
  • ARE THEY GOING TO GO DOWN THERE
  • AND CHECK?
  • NO.
  • JUST TAKE A PICTURE OF HIM IN A
  • HARD HAT.
  • HE CAN CUT THE RIBBON, A GROUP
  • OF ACTORS CAN COME IN AND START
  • DIGGING.
  • HE'S HAPPY, WE'RE HAPPY AND
  • EVERYBODY CAN GO BACK TO WORK.
  • JUST MAYBE AT THE END OF ALL
  • THIS DONALD TRUMP WILL REALIZE
  • THAT THE WALL HE THOUGHT H

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Last night, Donald Trump interrupted primetime television to read a speech from the Oval Office. The speech was intended to convince us that we have a crisis at the border and it didn't work. It was not an inspiring speech, and he was sniffing through the whole thing. Today, after a speech that changed exactly no one's mind, Trump met with the Democrats to make a deal and it did not go well. It might seem that there is no end to the shutdown in site, but Jimmy has a plan that might make happen sooner than later.

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