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Video Leslie Jones on Angry Birds Addiction & Stand Up Special

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  • >> Jimmy: WELCOME.
  • HOW YOU DOIN'?
  • >> I AM DOIN' AWESOME!
  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
  • >> Jimmy: YOU LOOK GREAT.
  • AND YOU'RE EXTRA TALL TODAY.
  • >> YES, I AM.
  • I'M ALWAYS TALL, I'M 6 FEET
  • TALL, BUT WITH THE HEELS AND THE
  • CONFIDENCE, I'M ABOUT 6'7".
  • >> Jimmy: A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK
  • OF YOU AS A NEW YORKER, MAYBE
  • BECAUSE OF SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.
  • >> YES.
  • >> Jimmy: BUT YOU ACTUALLY SPENT
  • A LOT OF YOUR LIFE HERE IN L.A.
  • >> IN L.A., YES, YES, YES.
  • >> Jimmy: YOU GREW UP HERE.
  • >> WE MOVED OUT HERE IN '82.
  • MY DAD WAS AN ELECTRONIC
  • ENGINEER AND GOT A JOB WITH
  • KGLH, WITH STEVIE WONDER.
  • >> Jimmy: THE RADIO STATION.
  • I STARTED IN RADIO AND KNEW A
  • LOT OF ENGINEERS.
  • THEY'RE LIKE AN INTERESTING
  • GROUP.
  • >> MY TDAD WAS VERY INTERESTING.
  • HE WOULD LOVE THIS.
  • >> Jimmy: I BET HE WOULD.
  • YOU DID SOME RADIO, TOO, RIGHT?
  • >> I WAS A DEEJAY IN COLLEGE.
  • I WENT BY THE NAME DEEJAY
  • FROSTY.
  • >> Jimmy: YOU PLAYED RECORDS?
  • >> YES, I OPENED UP EVERY SHOW.
  • WHAT HAPPENED WAS I DIDN'T
  • REALLY KNOW WHAT I WANTED TO BE
  • BUT I KNEW COMMUNICATIONS WAS
  • PART OF IT.
  • THEY NEEDED A DEEJAY FRIDAY
  • NIGHT.
  • ORANGE COUNTY THEY HAVE THE
  • MUSIC PLAYING BEHIND A
  • COMMERCIAL-TYPE CHANNEL.
  • THAT'S WHAT I DID.
  • PEOPLE WOULD COME OUT TO THE
  • QUAD AND I WOULD PLAY MUSIC.
  • BUT I STARTED THE SHOW OFF WITH
  • THIS IS DEEJAY FROSTY, AND ALL
  • OF A SUDDEN YOU HEAR A WHOLE
  • BUNCH OF SNOW, SHHHHH, SHHHHH.
  • >> Jimmy: I LIKE IT.
  • >> AND THEN AQUA BOOGIE COMES
  • IN.
  • ♪ ♪
  • >> Jimmy: IT SOUNDS AWESOME.
  • YOU NEVER DID THAT
  • PROFESSIONALLY?
  • YOU NEVER WENT ON TO GET INTO
  • RADIO?
  • >> NO, I KNEW I WANTED TO BE A
  • COMEDIAN.
  • >> Jimmy: YOU STARTED DOING
  • STANDUP RIGHT AWAY?
  • >> I STARTED DOING STANDUP IN
  • '87, ACTUALLY, I WAS 19.
  • >> Jimmy: DID YOU DO IT IN
  • ORANGE COUNTY, AROUND THE
  • COLLEGE?
  • >> I GOT DISCOVERED, NOT
  • DISCOVERED.
  • I DISCOVERED COMEDY.
  • >> Jimmy: THAT HAS TO HAPPEN
  • FIRST, I GUESS.
  • >> YEAH, BRAS II WAS REAL COCKY
  • NIGHT.
  • THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER INTERVIEWED
  • ME AND I SAID I'M THE NEXT EDDIE
  • MURPHY.
  • THEN I HAD TO CALL MY DAD TO
  • TELL HIM I WAS QUITTING COLLEGE
  • TO DO COMEDY AND HE'S LIKE,
  • EDDIE MURPHY, EDDIE MURPHY'S NOT
  • COMEDY, YOU AIN'T NEVER MADE ME
  • LAUGH, EVER!
  • >> Jimmy: WOW.
  • >> I DID NOT SUPPORT MY --
  • >> Jimmy: HE WAS NOT SUPPORTIVE.
  • >> HE DID NOT SUPPORT IT AT ALL.
  • >> Jimmy: THAT MAKES IT HARDER,
  • DOESN'T IT?
  • >> IT DOES NOT, BECAUSE I DIDN'T
  • CARE.
  • >> Jimmy: YOU DIDN'T CARE?
  • >> I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT TO YOU, AS
  • SOON AS I TOUCHED THE MIC I KNEW
  • THAT'S WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO
  • THE REST OF MY LIFE.
  • I JUST KNEW IT.
  • I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M GOING TO DO
  • IT, BUT I'M GOING TO BE A
  • COMEDIAN.
  • >> Jimmy: AND YOU DID IT.
  • >> YES.
  • >> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY GREAT.
  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
  • I THINK WHEN YOU HAVE, YOU KNOW,
  • IN A WAY, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU
  • AGREE WITH THE
  • AGREE WITH THIS, IN A WAY, IT'S
  • GOOD TO HAVE SOMEBODY WHO
  • DOESN'T BELIEVE IN YOU.
  • >> OH, MY GOD, MY WHOLE FAMILY.
  • MY FRIENDS, GIRL, WHEN ARE YOU
  • GOING TO GIVE UP THIS COMEDY
  • THING AND GET A REAL JOB?
  • >> Jimmy: YOUR FRIENDS?
  • >> SOME OF MY FRIENDS THOUGHT I
  • WAS FUNNY, BUT THEY WERE LIKE,
  • GET A JOB, TOO.
  • >> Jimmy: DID YOU HAVE JOBS HERE
  • AT THIS TIME?
  • >> I HAD A BILLION AND 1700
  • JOBS.
  • I'VE LIVED EVERYWHERE.
  • EAGLE ROCK.
  • BY THE WAY, THE GUY WHO OPENED
  • UP THE SHOW, HE WAS GREAT.
  • >> Jimmy: OH, YES, THAT WAS RON
  • BURGUNDY.
  • >> AN OPENER, HE SHOULD OPEN UP
  • FOR ME.
  • OH, MY GOD, WE BE A HIT.
  • >> Jimmy: HE'S WORKING ON HIS
  • MATERIAL, BUT HE'S GOT SOME GOOD
  • STUFF.
  • >> HE'S GOOD, I LIKE HIM.
  • >> Jimmy: HE MIGHT DO WELL.
  • >> HE WOULD NOT.
  • BUT I'VE LIVED EVERYWHERE.
  • I STARTED IN ORANGE COUNTY.
  • I'VE LIVED IN PASADENA, EAGLE
  • ROCK, GLEN DALE, VAN NUYS,
  • HOLLYWOOD.
  • >> Jimmy: WERE YOU ON THE RUN
  • FROM THE LAW?
  • WHAT'S GOING ON WITH SO MANY
  • PLACES?
  • WHAT WAS HAPPENING?
  • >> AH, THAT'S HILARIOUS.
  • THAT IS SO FUNNY, CAUSE MAYBE I
  • WAS.
  • >> Jimmy: THAT IS A LOT OF HOMES
  • IN ONE AREA.
  • >> AND I ENJOYED EVERY ONE OF
  • THEM.
  • YEAH, I HAD EVERY KIND OF JOB.
  • SOLD PERFUME.
  • I WAS A JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, I
  • WAS ANNULMENT DEPARTMENT.
  • I ANNULLED PEOPLE I MARRIED.
  • EVERYBODY I MARRIED WAS COMING
  • IN, DAMN, I GOT THE MOJO OR
  • SOMETHING.
  • RIGHT?
  • >> Jimmy: ONE OF THE SADDEST
  • PLACES.
  • >> I WAS MESSING UP THE VOWS
  • THING.
  • I THAT IT WAS MARRY THESE AWFUL
  • WEDDED WIFE?
  • I DIDN'T SAY LAWFUL.
  • >> Jimmy: YEAH, THAT'S PROBABLY
  • WHAT HAPPENED.
  • YOU RUINED A LOT OF LIVES.
  • >> I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE I
  • AIN'T SHOWING TOO MUCH
  • BREASTESES.
  • >> Jimmy: I DID THE SAME THING
  • EARLIER.
  • >> BOY, THEM THINGS DONE GOT ME
  • THROUGH SOME TIMES.
  • >> Jimmy: SPEAKING OF STANDUP
  • COMEDY.
  • >> YES.
  • >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE WHAT I THINK
  • IS A VERY BIG ANNOUNCEMENT.
  • >> YEAH, I WAS HAVING SO MUCH
  • FUN WITH YOU.
  • I AM DOING A NETFLIX SPECIAL.
  • >> Jimmy: WHICH IS A BIG DEAL.
  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
  • >> Jimmy: WHEN WILL YOU --
  • >> SO Y'ALL FINALLY GET TO SEE
  • WHAT I REALLY DO.
  • I AM ACTUALLY A STAND UUP COMIC
  • HARD CORE.
  • >> Jimmy: THAT'S YOUR THING.
  • >> THAT'S WHAT PAYS THE BILLS.
  • THAT'S WHAT PAID THE BILLS.
  • >> Jimmy: AND YOU'LL BE DOING
  • THIS WHERE?
  • >> D.C.
  • I PICKED D.C. OUT OF ALL THE
  • CITIES BECAUSE D.C. GOT ONE OF
  • THE BEST COMIC CROWDS, AND I
  • REALLY WANTED, WE GOT TWO SHOWS,
  • SEPTEMBER 10th.
  • SO PEOPLE IN D.C. GO BUY
  • TICKETS.
  • I NEED PEOPLE TO BE THERE TO
  • FILL IN THE AUDIENCE AND LAUGH.
  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
  • YES, THE WARNER CENTER.
  • >> Jimmy: SINCE YOU'RE IN D.C.,
  • WILL YOU INVITE THE PRESIDENT
  • AND HIS FAMILY TO COME?
  • >> HELL NO!
  • AND I HOPE YOU SHOW UP SO I CAN
  • TALK BAD ABOUT YOUR ASS.
  • OH!
  • DON'T YOU SHOW UP.
  • >> Jimmy: HE'S BANNED FROM THE
  • SHOW.
  • >> YOU ARE BANNED, PERIOD.
  • YOU ARE BANNED FROM MY LIFE!
  • I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU
  • TALKIN' ABOUT RIGHT NOW.
  • >> Jimmy: YOU GOT THIS MOVIE,
  • THE ANGRY BIRDS.
  • >> YES.
  • >> Jimmy: DO YOU PLAY ANGRY
  • BIRDS?
  • >> I AM AN ANGRY BIRD, PERIOD.
  • >> Jimmy: ARE YOU THE ANGRIEST
  • OF ALL THE BIRDS?
  • >> DON'T I LOOK LIKE CORETTA
  • DEVILLE TODAY?
  • >> Jimmy: THAT'S FUN.
  • WE HAD JOSH HERE LAST NIGHT.
  • >> I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.
  • HE'S VERY FUN.
  • >> Jimmy: ANGRY BIRDS, DO YOU,
  • THOUGH, GET INVOLVED IN THE FAGE
  • PART OF IT?
  • >> LET ME JUST TELL YOU, I HAD
  • TO TAKE IT OFF MY PHONE, BECAUSE
  • YOU'RE PLAYIN' IT.
  • AND YOU'RE HAVING SO MUCH FUN
  • AND WHEN YOU GET TO THOSE POWER
  • UPS THAT YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR.
  • OH, IT'S $2.99.
  • THEN YOU GET THAT I TUNE BILL,
  • AND IT'S $767.
  • AND THEN YOU REALLY BECOME
  • ANGRY.
  • >> Jimmy: IT'S GOOD INSPIRATION.
  • >> OH, MY GOD.
  • MY SISTER WAS LIKE, NO, I'M
  • TAKIN' IT OFF YOUR PHONE, OFF
  • YOUR iPAD.
  • YOU ARE RESTRICTED!
  • >> Jimmy: INTERESTING, I DID THE
  • SAME THING FOR A SLIGHTLY
  • DIFFERENT REASON.
  • I WOUND UP, FULL DISCLOSURE, I
  • WAS ON THE TOILET.
  • >> EW.
  • >> Jimmy: UNTIL ABOUT 12:00 IN
  • THE MORNING PLAYING ANGRY BIRDS.
  • >> WERE YOU THERE BECAUSE YOU
  • DIDN'T FEEL LIKE GETTING UP?
  • >> Jimmy: I NEVER FELT MORE
  • ASHAMED OF MYSELF THAN WHEN THE
  • SUN STARTED TO COME UP.
  • >> THE SUN STARTED TO COME UP
  • AND YOU WERE STILL SITTING ON
  • THE TOILET WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN?
  • >> Jimmy: I WAS.
  • AND I DELETED IT, AND I'VE NEVER
  • GONE BACK TO IT.
  • >> IT'S HARD TO QUIT, ISN'T IT?
  • >> Jimmy: BUT NOTHING AGAINST
  • THE MOVIE, OF COURSE.
  • >> NO, NOTHING AGAINST THE
  • MOVIE.
  • NOT AT ALL.
  • >> Jimmy: IT'S GREAT TO HAVE YOU
  • HERE, AND I LOOK FORWARD TO
  • SEEING THE SPECIAL.
  • DO YOU HAVE A TITLE YET?
  • >> NO, I DON'T HAVE A TITLE YET.
  • PLAYING WITH TITLES, BECAUSE THE
  • MATERIAL IS SO CLOSE TO ME.
  • AND I'M TELL P IN' YOU GUYS, IT
  • GOING TO BE SO GOOD.
  • LIKE OH, MY GOODNESS, I CAN'T
  • WAIT.
  • >> Jimmy: THAT WILL TEACH YOUR

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Leslie talks about her time as a college DJ, doing stand up, getting no support from her family, her many jobs, her new stand up special on Netflix, Donald Trump, and Angry Birds 2.

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