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Video Recreational Rodeo with Leslie Jones | Kevin Hart: What The Fit Episode 5 | Laugh Out Loud Network

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  • Oh, snookie dookie.
  • "Snookie dookie" is a new word that I've been using
  • a lot lately.
  • The word I use when I get excited.
  • And today, I am excited. I'm excited
  • because I'm picking up Leslie jones.
  • ( laughter )
  • - What up, lady? - What's up, man?
  • - Let me put my seatbelt on because your ass can't drive, - You gotta have a seatbelt on.
  • I know you can't drive. How are you even reaching
  • - the pedals? - How the-- ( laughs )
  • Hey, first thing's first,
  • I picked you up because I'm embracing the fact
  • that you've taken on this new healthy lifestyle.
  • Yes. I do, I do, I do like doing it.
  • I do-- I like the way it makes me look.
  • It goes so much more beyond that.
  • It's-- not for me.
  • I'm very conceited.
  • - Okay. - It's only muscles.
  • - Leslie, that's-- - Muscles and physique for me.
  • - Okay, I get it-- - The health benefits--
  • - I'm about to be 50 - Okay.
  • - and about to die. - Okay. You're, you're not
  • about to die, Leslie, okay?
  • Hey, hey, let me tell you something.
  • - I am half of a hundred. - Okay.
  • I am two 20s and a ten.
  • - You don't have to add 50 up - I am five ten...
  • - in different ways. - dollar bills.
  • - You reach a number 50. - I am 25
  • - $2 bills. - I, I get the--
  • ( laughter )
  • 200 quarters.
  • ( laughter )
  • So today, we're going to a ranch.
  • - Ranch? - Yeah, ranch.
  • - Like with cowboys and stuff? - Hay, hay, horses.
  • Cowboys are nine times out of ten in shape.
  • I wanna know how to get them thighs.
  • Leslie, I think that is-- that is more of something
  • that you got in your head, okay?
  • That's... that's what you...
  • That's what I watch when I see the rodeo,
  • they-- when they come out and they just squeeze
  • in them thighs just be in them jeans,
  • just pulsating through.
  • Let's find out who does that.
  • I feel like we should at least look the part.
  • - Let's embrace the culture. - I want cowboy boots.
  • ( music playing )
  • Oh, wee, this is serious.
  • - Kevin: How are you man? - Man: I'm doing very well,
  • - thank you. - We're about to go to a ranch
  • and we just don't wanna come in like we don't belong
  • - at the ranch. - So how can I assist you?
  • But we don't wanna look like tourists either. So...
  • Okay. Come on over here and we'll show you what we have.
  • - This is for you right here? - No, no, Leslie.
  • - That's yours right here, - It's as a matter of--
  • That's you, like, that fit Kevin.
  • That's not, Leslie, what you're doing is ridiculous,
  • just put that-- That's obviously
  • a baby's top. It's a bit--
  • - That's still a baby's top-- - It's really cute though.
  • but it's not-- I'm not doing this with you.
  • ( music playing )
  • ( snickers )
  • - There we go. - But it's not very country
  • western, that's kind of Compton.
  • That's straight, like, on Crenshaw,
  • - you about to get shot. - You're feeling confident
  • - about everything. - That one got some glitter
  • in it. ( laughs )
  • Definitely get the one with the glitter.
  • Oh, my God. Man, you're gonna look like
  • - one of the village people. - I'm gonna look like
  • a real cowboy. All right, sir,
  • - this, this shirt for me. - I got to find something.
  • - Hey, now. - ( gasps ) You look dope!
  • I ain't even playing with you right now.
  • Ooh, mother ( bleep )
  • give me a buckle!
  • - So which one go-- this goes-- - That one
  • - 'cause of the purple. - Yeah, I'm about to throw
  • - this on now. - Did you try everything on?
  • Yeah! We're about to become cow people.
  • Ooh-whoo!
  • ( music playing )
  • ( laughing )
  • You look like a little girl!
  • You look like you about to go to a bachelorette party
  • and say, "Hey, anybody want some cowboy?"
  • Ha!
  • The ( bleep ) belt, son!
  • You know what?
  • When they look at me,
  • - and they give me the look-- - Oh, they not gonna
  • let you on the ranch, they will be like,
  • - Shit. - "Who is this little girl?"
  • Funniest shit I've ever seen in my life.
  • Oh, my god.
  • ( music playing )
  • He's just a little miniature cowboy.
  • ( laughter )
  • ( music playing )
  • Oh, shit.
  • I'm starting to smell it.
  • ( fly buzzing)
  • Wait a minute. Wait a minute,
  • I don't wanna park there, there's a whole bunch
  • - of shit right there. - Oh, my God, it is.
  • That's like, who shitted that much?
  • And why is it in one pile?
  • Are you in the shit
  • or you're not in the shit?
  • Hey, let me see.
  • Man, I'm close enough to the shit.
  • - ( bleep ) is happening? - ( laughing )
  • Man, if you hit that cow with that door,
  • that cow gonna ( bleep ) you up, Kev.
  • Hey, Kev, man, ( bleep ) this parking space, man.
  • - No, we ain't got-- - ( bleep ) this shit.
  • Hey, hey, you got me-- got us
  • between cow and horse shit.
  • - Hey, over here. Oh, my God. - This is some bullshit.
  • Park us between... they parked us between shit and a cow.
  • Oh, my god. Oh, my god. Hold on.
  • - What kind of-- - ( cow moos )
  • Man, the cow is mooing too, he gonna mess you up, man.
  • I'm gonna get a picture of you getting the shit
  • kicked out of you by that cow.
  • Hey.
  • The nuts are in-- are serious.
  • That's not nuts.
  • Yo, I'll tell you what,
  • don't step in none of this cow shit
  • and think you're gonna get in my car.
  • Man, this smell like straight visceral.
  • - Hey, hey, hey. - Welcome to Gibson Ranch.
  • - How are you, man? - My name is Dale.
  • - Hey, Dale, I'm Kevin. - Hey, Kevin.
  • - How you doing? - Hey, man, how you doing?
  • Hello, gorgeous, how are you?
  • How you doing? Can I touch him?
  • This is Gunner, go ahead.
  • - What's the name? - Hi, gunner.
  • This is gunner. He's my roping horse.
  • - Hi, beautiful. - Dale: That's Dan.
  • I hear you're gonna help me, uh,
  • put a workout on them and you.
  • - Hell yeah, look, we are here to embrace. - Good.
  • - Okay? - What do we have to do?
  • - We're gonna wash him. - Can somebody get rid
  • - of the boo-boo is what I'm trying to say. - All right. Now, come on,
  • we got a lot of work to do today if we're gonna get
  • - a good workout. - Is there any way
  • - to get that out of the way. - All right.
  • We not gonna-- we just-- we just gonna walk
  • - around the boo-boo. - Oh, oh, no. Come on!
  • Come on, man!
  • Come on, dookie boot.
  • You not gonna get that off your boot?
  • - How about we wash you first? - What? Yeah, exactly.
  • - There you go, salty. - ♪ Salty ♪
  • There you go.
  • - Scrub hard. - ♪ He's getting a shower ♪
  • - Scrub on, scrub off. - ♪ Salty and then ♪
  • ♪ We're gonna wash him ♪
  • - You missed a spot here. - ( fly buzzing)
  • - Whoa, his butt? - Come on,
  • - we got to get his butt. - What?
  • Come on, use the other arm.
  • Come on, we got to get him clean.
  • - Right there in the ass. - Salty is saying "Go ahead."
  • Leslie: Salty is saying "go ahead."
  • ( laughs )
  • All right, Salty, here we go.
  • Oh, all up in the ass,
  • - right there. - ( horse whinnies )
  • Oh, yeah, Salty says, "Yeah. Get--" Whoo!
  • - That feel good to you, Salty! - Yeah.
  • - Salty a freak. - You see how salty is
  • a straight freak.
  • All right. Good job.
  • Now comes the fun part.
  • We're gonna brush, uh,
  • we're gonna brush with the hair.
  • If you see a little dirty spot,
  • go against the hair,
  • - and brush with it. - Kevin: Okay.
  • I wish I had somebody to brush me
  • like this every day.
  • And they would need two brushes, too. ( laughs )
  • - Leslie. - What?
  • I just gave my horse waves.
  • - What-- how? - 'Cause I brushed it.
  • Get it?
  • That's kind of racist, Kev.
  • I don't get it.
  • It's a black horse.
  • - Cowboy Dale don't get that. - I don't get it.
  • - Black people get waves, Dale. - Gunner, Gunner
  • - and Dan did not get that joke. - Cowboy.
  • Do you got a wave cap for one of these horses?
  • See, you just gonna keep cracking that joke.
  • You just gonna keep going for that one until it works?
  • Hey, one of those cameras
  • get my arms while I do this.
  • ( music playing )
  • ( babbles )
  • Your guns do look good
  • - doing that, man. - Well, I just look like
  • - a cowboy. - That's right.
  • You got to help me there because I'm not tall enough
  • - to get on the other side. - ( laughs )
  • - Oh, shit. - Is it heavy?
  • - Yeah. - Close.
  • ( grunting )
  • There you go.
  • Okay. All right.
  • Did you see that?
  • I know why you gave me Gunner.
  • - Okay. - 'Cause I got guns.
  • - You are... - ( laughing )
  • Now we're gonna do a little cowboy workout with a rope.
  • Reed! ( whistles )
  • ( music playing )
  • What the hell do y'all be doing on this farm?
  • - You ready? - That's creepy.
  • - That's my son, Reed. - That's kind of creepy, homie.
  • - Howdy, Reed. - This is a great learning tool,
  • - the hot heels. - ( grunts )
  • - Wait... - Come on.
  • You know, we could've just walked around.
  • That's part of the exercise.
  • Don't know when this turned into the WWF.
  • I'm saying. What is this? We wrestling now?
  • - I mean... - We got...
  • - tight-ass jeans. - This is so un-ladylike.
  • These jeans ain't loose enough, are they?
  • Come out here, baby.
  • ( snickers )
  • Oh, shit.
  • You got it. Just take a second.
  • Dale: You are a city girl, aren't you?
  • ( Kevin laughs )
  • - Ready? - Yeah.
  • Come on, cowgirl, let's go.
  • Kevin: Get it, Leslie.
  • Come on, Leslie.
  • Kevin: Leslie, Leslie!
  • Les-- Leslie!
  • - Get it, Les. - Come on, you're not that
  • late, Les.
  • Kevin: Leslie.
  • - Kevin: No, Leslie! - Dale: You almost had it!
  • What happened?
  • Let's go!
  • Rope it down, rope it down!
  • - I'm on your ass! - ( Leslie laughing )
  • I got him!
  • Les, I'm about to let it go!
  • Goddamn it!
  • God damn!
  • ( laughter )
  • I want one more.
  • If anybody know anything about old K. Hart,
  • it's that I don't lose!
  • I don't ever lose.
  • Dale: You ready cowboy?
  • On three.
  • That's your ass.
  • One...
  • two...
  • three, let's go!
  • ( music playing )
  • ( slow motion ) Come on, Kevin!
  • Goddamn it, stinking bitch.
  • God... stupid ( bleep )!
  • - Goddamn it! - Leslie: Don't kick the rope.
  • The rope ain't did nothing to you!
  • The rope ain't did nothing wrong!
  • The rope-- it's not the rope's fault,
  • - it is your fault! - Yeah, man.
  • - No, leave the rope alone! - Hey, hey.
  • Leave the rope alone!
  • - ( laughs ) - Kevin: Shit.
  • Damn it! Oh, my God.
  • - I'll tell you what... - That's a hell
  • - of a workout right? - This shit here like running
  • - in the sand, cuz. - It's just like running
  • - in the sand, and with cowboy boots on, too? - Yeah.
  • ( music playing )
  • Dale: Now, sometimes when you don't rope very good...
  • - Yeah. - ...you got to take the bull
  • by the horns, you know what I'm saying?
  • - Kevin: Okay. - This is the best core workout
  • you're ever gonna have.
  • Reed's gonna show you how you're gonna hook it
  • with your right arm, put your fist to your chin,
  • put your left arm and push down on that horn,
  • and slide on the balls of your feet,
  • and just let me drag you along.
  • You ready, Reed?
  • ( music playing )
  • Whoo-hoo!
  • He look like he holding on for his life.
  • Uh, yeah.
  • - Oh, I'm not doing that. - Kevin: Okay. ( laughs )
  • Can I get on the tractor while you're driving it?
  • I just wanna be able to cheer him on.
  • All right. Will my wife see this?
  • Dawg, that's okay. You tell you wife we good.
  • - All right. - You remember how to do
  • - your arms, right? - I tell you what I know
  • how to do, let go if something ain't right.
  • ( laughter )
  • Make sure your hat's on, cowboy.
  • - You ready? - Let's go, Kevin!
  • ( engine starts )
  • ( cheering )
  • Bend in it, you gotta bend!
  • Hold on tight, Kevin!
  • Yes, get it!
  • - Yeah! Whoo! - Yeah! Whoa!
  • - Yes! - Whoo!
  • Go, Kevin!
  • Oh, shit!
  • - Yes! - Oh, shit!
  • Whoo-hoo!
  • I got this bitch!
  • - I got this bitch, Les! - Yes!
  • - Go! Go! - I got this bitch!
  • I got it, Les!
  • Yippie ki-yay!
  • Yippie ki-yay!
  • Whoo!
  • ( gunshots )
  • Oh, my God, Kevin, you did so good.
  • I made that bull my bitch.
  • - Yes, you did. - You saw it.
  • - Yes, that was so dope. - Good job, cowboy.
  • - You a cowboy, right? - I don't wanna tell you all,
  • I've been-- I've been... Yeah,
  • - I've been-- - Stop talking...
  • - wrestling steers for years. - No, no, no.
  • Not with that belt and the glitter.
  • That's the one thing that I knew about.
  • I will say this, good job, cowboy.
  • - Leslie: Yeah, cowboy! - Dale: Yeah, you were awesome
  • - out there, man. That was... - Damn right, I did.
  • Is that a cowboy workout or what?
  • - Listen. - That was-- man,
  • y'all are serious.
  • - Ah! - That's how y'all get them legs.
  • ( music playing )
  • All right. You guys ride off
  • into the sunset and we'll see you later.
  • - I'll see you later. - Thank you, Dale, Cowboy Dale.
  • - Me and Gunner got a new thing. - ♪ Yippie ki-yo ♪
  • ♪ I'm a cowgirl and I'm a yippie ki-yo ♪
  • Leslie: This the first time you ever been on a horse?
  • Kevin: I'm a renaissance man, Les.
  • I've done a bunch of shit.
  • Leslie: Can you spell "renaissance"?
  • - No. - ( laughing )
  • Kevin: This is Kevin Hart.
  • If you thought that was funny
  • then click the videos to watch more.
  • You can also subscribe to my YouTube channel,
  • "Laugh Out Loud."
  • Do it, just click the logo.
  • ( heart beating )
  • ( music playing )
  • ( musical chime )

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“We about to become cow people” is just one of the many points of ridiculousness found on the ranch. Watch Leslie Jones and Kevin Hart literally grab the bull by the horns as they become fully immersed in cowboy culture.

Kevin Hart: What The Fit is a brand new unscripted comedy starring Kevin Hart and celebrity guests. In each episode, Kevin invites his friends to join him in taking on a different whacky workout from sumo wrestling with Conan O'Brien to goat yoga with Khloé Kardashian and cowboy rodeo-ing with Leslie Jones. New episode every Thursday and bonus footage every Monday!

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Executive Producers
MATT KUNITZ
PIP WELLS
REBECCA SHUMSKY QUINN
DAVID SHUMSKY
MARK HARRIS
JEFF CLANAGAN
KEVIN HART

Co-Executive Producers
MATT KAYE
D. MAX PORIS

Hosted By
KEVIN HART

Guest Starring
LESLIE JONES

Directed By
ALEX VAN WAGNER

Supervising Producer
APRIL JONES

Line Producer
RACHEL KIELBORN

Producers
NICK ALARCON
KRISTINA GOROLEVICH
RYAN O’LEARY JONES
CANDICE C. WILSON

Story Producer
SEAN MCGANN

Editor
GERRY BECERRIL

Comedy Producer
HARRY RATCHFORD

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JEREMY CONNORS
SCOTT MARTIN

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JASON EDWARDS

Stage Manager
WOLFGANG DELGADO

Director of Photography
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CURTIS ROHM

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RYAN FAUGHT

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MCKENZIE HANSON

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IVAN DURAN
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MALCOLM SERRETTE
MARQUES SMITH

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DEANDRE GREEN

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DAN FERRIS

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ANDREW CURTIS

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FRANK MONTES
NATE NADELL

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AJ TAYLOR

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ROLAND MARTINEZ

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MARK VENEZIA

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Set Dresser
MARSHALL KING
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Talent Producer
ASHLEY RHORER

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MARLENA HALLER

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Hair
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CARLYN COUCH

Key Assistant Location Manager
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SHERRY ROLDAN

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CHRIS CLARK

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