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Video Jimmy Kimmel on Trump/Putin Summit

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  • UNPRESIDENTING TODAY.
  • TODAY WAS MAYBE THE STRANGEST OF
  • ALL 542 BIZARRE DAYS OF DONALD
  • TRUMP'S REIGN OF ERROR.
  • TODAY MAY HAVE BEEN THE
  • WEIRDEST.
  • THE PRESIDENT'S BEEN TO EUROPE,
  • INSULTING OUR ALLIES AND RUBBING
  • HIS NIPPLES UP AGAINST OUR
  • ENEMIES.
  • ON FRIDAY HE HAD TEA WITH THE
  • QUEEN.
  • AND ON FRIDAY -- SEE, ON FRIDAY
  • THIS SEEMED LIKE A BIG DEAL.
  • THE PRESIDENT WALKED IN FRONT OF
  • THE QUEEN, WHICH IS APPARENTLY A
  • NO-NO.
  • IT'S A ROYAL FAUX PASS.
  • YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TURN YOUR
  • BACK ON THE QUEEN OR POUR
  • KETCHUP NER TEA OR TAKE THE HAT
  • OFF HE HAD HEAD AND SWAT A FLY
  • WITH IT.
  • YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO NIF
  • THOSE THINGS.
  • BUT THAT TURNED OUT TO BE
  • NOTHING COMPARED WITH WHAT
  • HAPPENED IN FINLAND THIS
  • MORNING.
  • HELSINKI HAS FROEDSEN OVER.
  • THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
  • STATES TODAY PUBLICLY SIDED WITH
  • RUSSIA OVER OUR OWN FBI ON THE
  • SUBJECT OF CYBER ATTACKS ON OUR
  • ELECTION CAMPAIGN.
  • TRUMP HAD A MEETING TODAY WITH
  • HIS KGBFF, VLADIMIR PUTIN, AND
  • IN AN INTERVIEW WITH CBS
  • YESTERDAY HE SAID HE WAS GOING
  • INTO THIS MEETING WITH LOW
  • EXPECTATIONS.
  • WE ALL WERE.
  • [ LAUGHTER ]
  • SO TRUMP AND PUTIN MET ONE ON
  • ONE WITH ONLY THEIR INTERPRETERS
  • IN THE ROOM FOR MORE THAN TWO
  • HOURS.
  • REPORTEDLY, TRUMP WANTED TO MEET
  • WITH PUT AYN LOAN BECAUSE HE
  • DIDN'T WANT HIS ADVISERS TO SEE
  • HIM NAKED, WHICH IS NATURAL.
  • [ LAUGHTER ]
  • AND WE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE
  • KNOWN HOW THIS WAS GOING TO GO
  • BASED ON THIS BECAUSE RIGHT OFF
  • THE BAT YOU SEE HERE TRUMP GIVES
  • PUTIN -- HE LOOKS OVER AT HIM AS
  • THEY SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE
  • MEDIA AND GIVES HIM A LITTLE
  • WINK.
  • YEAH, THROUGH GO.
  • [ LAUGHTER ]
  • THAT'S THE THANKS FOR KEEPING
  • THAT TAPE BETWEEN US GUYS WINK.
  • [ LAUGHTER ]
  • AND THINGS GOT ODDER FROM THERE.
  • TRUMP AND PUTIN GAVE A JOINT
  • PRESS CONFERENCE AT THE TOP OF
  • WHICH TRUMP PUT THEIR MEETING
  • INTO HISTORICAL CONTEXT.
  • >> OUR NATIONS FOUGHT ALONGSIDE
  • ONE ANOTHER IN THE SECOND WORLD
  • WAR.
  • EVEN DURING THE TENSIONS OF THE
  • COLD WAR WHEN THE WORLD LOOKED
  • MUCH DIFFERENT THAN IT DOES
  • TODAY THE UNITED STATES AND
  • RUSSIA WERE ABLE TO MAINTAIN A
  • STRONG DIALOGUE.
  • BUT OUR RELATIONSHIP HAS NEVER
  • BEEN WORSE THAN IT IS NOW.
  • HOWEVER, THAT CHANGED.
  • AS OF ABOUT FOUR HOURS AGO.
  • BELIEVE IT.
  • >> NO ONE ELSE DOES BUT I'M SURE
  • YOU DO.
  • IS IT POSSIBLE VLADIMIR PUTIN
  • BROUGHT A HYPNOTIST TO THAT
  • MEETING INSTEAD OF A TRANSLATOR?
  • BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT GOT PEOPLE
  • REALLY FIRED UP TODAY.
  • AFTER ALL THIS TOUGH TALK, WHEN
  • TRUMP WAS ASKED TO WEIGH IN ON
  • RUSSIA'S ROLE AS HACK MASTER IN
  • THE 2016 ELECTION, SOMETHING THE
  • FBI, THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT,
  • EVEN TRUMP'S OWN SECRETARY OF
  • STATE SAYS HAPPENED WITHOUT
  • QUESTION, WHEN TRUMP FINALLY HAD
  • THE CHANCE TO PUBLICLY CASTIGATE
  • PUTIN FOR TRYING TO DISRUPT OUR
  • DEMOCRACY, THIS IS WHAT OUR
  • COMMANDER IN CHIEF CHOSE TO DO.
  • >> WOULD YOU NOW WITH THE WHOLE
  • WORLD WATCHING TELL PRESIDENT
  • PUTIN, WOULD YOU DENOUNCE WHAT
  • HAPPENED IN 2016 AND WOULD YOU
  • WARN HIM TO NEVER DO IT AGAIN?
  • >> ALL I CAN DO IS ASK THE
  • QUESTION.
  • MY PEOPLE CAME TO ME, DAN COATS
  • CAME TO ME AND SOME OTHERS, THEY
  • SAID THEY THINK IT'S RUSSIA.
  • I HAVE PRESIDENT PUTIN.
  • HE JUST SAID IT'S NOT RUSSIA.
  • I WILL SAY THIS.
  • I DON'T SEE ANY REASON WHY IT
  • WOULD BE.
  • >> Jimmy: WELL, I GUESS THAT
  • SETTLES IT.
  • THERE YOU GO.
  • IF YOU'RE WONDERING WHETHER OR
  • NOT VLADIMIR PUTIN HAS AN
  • INCRIMINATING VIDEO OF DONALD
  • TRUMP, WE NOW KNOW BEYOND A
  • TREASONABLE DOUBT HE DOES.
  • [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
  • HE BETTER.
  • THIS WASN'T A GOOD DAY FOR
  • DONALD TRUMP.
  • WE HAVEN'T SEEN AN AMERICAN SO
  • OWNED BY A RUSSIAN SINCE ROCKY
  • IV.
  • NOT ONLY DIDN'T TRUMP CRITICIZE
  • PUTIN HE ACTUALLY PRAISED HIM
  • FOR MAKING AN OFFER WE CAN AND
  • ABSOLUTELY SHOULD REFUSE.
  • >> I HAVE GREAT CONFIDENCE IN MY
  • INTELLIGENCE PEOPLE, BUT I WILL
  • TELL YOU THAT PRESIDENT PUTIN
  • WAS EXTREMELY STRONG AND
  • POWERFUL IN HIS DENIAL TODAY.
  • AND WHAT HE DID IS AN INCREDIBLE
  • OFFER.
  • HE OFFERED TO HAVE THE PEOPLE
  • WORKING ON THE CASE COME AND
  • WORK WITH THEIR INVESTIGATORS
  • WITH RESPECT TO THE 12 PEOPLE.
  • THINK THAT'S AN INCREDIBLE
  • OFFER.
  • >> Jimmy: YEAH.
  • IN THAT IT LACKS ANY CREDIBILITY
  • WHATSOEVER, YEAH, IT IS.
  • PUTIN'S JUST HAVING FUN WITH
  • THIS NOW.
  • HE'S -- HE ACTUALLY OFFERED TO
  • HAVE HIS INTELLIGENCE AGENTS
  • INVESTIGATE THE HACKING OF OUR
  • ELECTION.
  • THAT'S LIKE PAPA JOHN OFFERING
  • TO INVESTIGATE WHO'S BEEN SAYING
  • ALL THE RACIST STUFF AT THE
  • COMPANY.
  • [ LAUGHTER ]
  • TRUMP COMPLETELY ROLLED OVER.
  • IT WAS A TOTAL WIN FOR PUTIN AND
  • A SHAMEFUL DAY FOR AMERICA.
  • ALTHOUGH DONALD TRUMP DIDN'T GO
  • HOME EMPTY-HANDED.
  • AFTER TRUMP PRAISED RUSSIA FOR
  • THEIR JOB HOSTING THE WORLD CUP
  • PUTIN GAVE HIS PUPPET A LITTLE
  • GIFT.
  • >> MR. PRESIDENT, I WILL GIVE
  • THIS BALL TO YOU AND NOW THE
  • BALL IS IN YOUR COURT.
  • ALL THE MORE THAT THE UNITED
  • STATES WILL HOST THE WORLD CUP
  • IN 2026.
  • >> THAT'S RIGHT.
  • THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
  • WE DO HOST IT, AND WE HOPE WE DO
  • AS GOOD A JOB.
  • THAT'S VERY NICE.
  • THAT WILL GO TO MY SON BARRON.
  • WE HAVE NO QUESTION.
  • IN FACT, MELANIA, HERE YOU GO.
  • [ LAUGHTER ]
  • >> Jimmy: GIVE THIS TO THE BOY.
  • AND THEN TRUMP CLOSED THINGS OUT
  • AS ONLY DONALD TRUMP CAN, BY
  • SWITCHING GEARS BACK TO THE
  • WITCH HUNT.
  • >> IF ANYBODY WATCHED PETER
  • STRZOK TESTIFIED OVER THE LAST
  • COUPLE OF DAYS, AND I WAS IN
  • BRUSSELS WATCHING IT, IT WAS A
  • DISGRACE TO THE FBI.
  • IT WAS A DISGRACE TO OUR
  • COUNTRY.
  • AND YOU WOULD SAY THAT WAS A
  • TOTAL WITCH HUNT.
  • THANK YOU VERY MUCH, EVERYBODY.
  • THANK YOU.
  • >> Jimmy: THAT'S RIGHT.
  • ALWAYS CLOSE WITH YOUR BIGGEST
  • HITS.
  • THAT'S THE WAY TO GO.
  • [ LAUGHTER ]
  • WHAT A DAY.
  • WHAT A PRESIDENT.
  • I DON'T KNOW HOW HE DOES IT.
  • HE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO TOP
  • HIMSELF EVERY SINGLE DAY.
  • TRUMP'S PERFORMANCE DID NOT GO
  • OVER WELL WITH MEMBERS OF EITHER
  • PARTY, BY THE WAY.
  • HE'S BEEN ATTACKED BY DEMOCRATS
  • AND BY MANY HIGH-PROFILE
  • REPUBLICANS.
  • PAUL RYAN, MITCH McCONNELL, RICK
  • SCOTT ALL GAVE STATEMENTS SAYING
  • RUSSIA IS NOT OUR FRIEND.
  • JOHN McCAIN CALLED THE PRESS
  • CONFERENCE ONE OF THE MOST
  • DISGRACEFUL PERFORMANCES BY AN
  • AMERICAN PRESIDENT IN MEMORY.
  • SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM SAID
  • TRUMP SHOULD CHECK THE SOCCER
  • BALL PUTIN GAVE HIM FOR
  • LISTENING DEVICES.
  • [ LAUGHTER ]
  • WHICH I THINK WAS A JOKE.
  • AND FORMER GOVERNOR ARNOLD
  • SCHWARZENEGGER WEIGHED IN ON
  • VIDEOTAPE.
  • >> PRESIDENT TRUMP, I JUST SAW
  • YOUR PRESS CONFERENCE WITH
  • PRESIDENT PUTIN, AND IT WAS
  • EMBARRASSING.
  • I MEAN, YOU STOOD THERE LIKE A
  • LITTLE WET NOODLE, LIKE A LITTLE
  • FAN BOY.
  • I MEAN, I WAS ASKING MYSELF,
  • WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ASK HIM
  • FOR AN AUTOGRAPH OR A SELFIE OR
  • SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
  • YOU LITERALLY SOLD OUT AT THIS
  • PRESS CONFERENCE OUR
  • INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY, OUR
  • JUSTICE SYSTEM AND WORST OF ALL
  • OUR COUNTRY.
  • YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT OF THE
  • UNITED STATES.
  • YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT.
  • AND WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
  • [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
  • >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
  • WHEN THE GUY WHO IMPREGNATED HIS
  • HOUSEKEEPER WANTS TO KNOW WHAT'S
  • THE MATTER WITH YOU, THERE'S
  • SOMETHING THE MATTER WITH YOU.
  • [ LAUGHTER ]
  • YEAH.
  • ONE OF THE REASONS THAT TRUMP'S
  • LACK OF BACKBONE WAS SO
  • APPALLING TODAY IS BECAUSE HIS
  • OWN JUSTICE DEPARTMENT ON FRIDAY
  • INDICTED 12 RUSSIAN INTELLIGENCE
  • AGENTS FOR HACKING CLINTON'S
  • STAFF MEMBERS AND DNC SERVERS
  • DURING THE CAMPAIGN.
  • 12 RUSSIAN AGENTS, EACH ONE OF
  • THEM NESTED IN AN AGENT SLIGHTLY
  • LARGER THAN THE OTHER.
  • [ LAUGHTER ]
  • MANY SAW THE TIMING OF THIS
  • ANNOUNCEMENT AS A MESSAGE TO
  • TRUMP.
  • BUT ONE PERSON IN PARTICULAR SAW
  • IT AS A FULL EXONERATION.
  • >> THERE COULD ALSO BE LOTS OF
  • OTHER PEOPLE.
  • THERE COULD ALSO BE SOMEBODY
  • SITTING ON THEIR BED WHO WEIGHS
  • 400 POUNDS.
  • OKAY?
  • >> Jimmy: TURNS TUT IT WASN'T
  • SOMEONE SITTING ON THEIR BED WHO
  • WEIGHS 400 POUNDS.
  • AND NOW HERE TO COMMENT IS
  • SOMEONE SITTING ON THEIR BED WHO
  • WEIGHS 400 POUNDS.
  • HERE TO JOIN US IS HACKER LORD.
  • >> GOOD TO BE HERE, JIMMY.
  • >> Jimmy: HOW DID YOU FEEL WHEN
  • THESE INDICTMENTS WERE
  • ANNOUNCED?
  • >> I FELT AWESOME.
  • THIS IS SWEET, SWEET VINDICATION
  • TORE ME.
  • I FEEL GREAT.
  • >> Jimmy: SO YOU BELIEVE THIS
  • WAS A PERSONAL ATTACK ON YOU?
  • >> DEFINITELY.
  • AND I'M SICK OF GETTING BLAMED
  • FOR EVERYTHING.
  • WHO ATE THE LAST SLICE OF PIZZA?
  • THE FAT GUY.
  • WHO BROKE THE ROLLER COASTER?
  • THE FAT GUY.
  • WHO INTERFERED WITH THE
  • ELECTION?
  • THE FAT GUY.
  • IT'S ALWAYS THE FAT GUY.
  • YOU KNOW, THERE ARE A LOT OF
  • SKINNY PEOPLE OUT THERE DOING
  • BAD STUFF TOO.
  • >> Jimmy: YEAH, I KNOW.
  • I'M SURE THERE ARE.
  • >> YOU REMEMBER JARED FROM
  • SUBWAY?
  • [ LAUGHTER ]
  • >> Jimmy: I DO, YES.
  • >> LOOK WHAT HAPPENED AFTER HE
  • LOST ALL THAT WEIGHT.
  • >> Jimmy: THAT IS A WEIRD POINT,
  • BUT POINT TAKEN.
  • YOU CAN'T JUST POINT FINGERS AT
  • FAT PEOPLE.
  • >> YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT.
  • AND IF YOU DO, I'LL EAT IT.
  • [ LAUGHTER ]
  • >> Jimmy: SO WHAT IS YOUR
  • MESSAGE NOW FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP?
  • >> MY MESSAGE FOR PRESIDENT
  • TRUMP IS FIRST OF ALL CHANGE
  • YOUR PASSWORD FROM 123KFC.
  • YOU IDIOT.
  • YOU'RE MAKING IT TOO EASY.
  • AND DON'T PUT PORN IN A FOLDER
  • NAMED "PORN."
  • >> Jimmy: OH, WAIT.
  • WE SHOULDN'T DO THAT?
  • >> NO, DON'T.
  • >> Jimmy: THAT'S A GOOD TIP.
  • THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
  • >> THANK YOU, JIMMY.
  • AND CONGRATULATIONS ON WINNING
  • THE EMMY.
  • >> Jimmy: OH.
  • WELL, NO, THE EMMYS AREN'T UNTIL
  • SEPTEMBER.
  • >> WELL, THEN THAT WILL BE OUR
  • LITTLE SECRET.
  • >> Jimmy: OH.
  • WELL, THANK YO

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Jimmy breaks down Trump's one-one-one meeting and press briefing with Russia's President Vladimir Putin and he talks about the Justice Department indicting 12 Russian intelligence agents for hacking Clinton staff members and DNC servers during the election campaign. Many saw the timing of these indictments as a message to Trump, but one person in particular saw it as a full exoneration.

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