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Video Cobra Kai Ep 1 - “Ace Degenerate” - The Karate Kid Saga Continues

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  • ( dramatic music )
  • ♪ ♪
  • All right, ladies and gentleman,
  • this is the moment we've been waiting for.
  • The presenta--
  • ( inaudible dialogue )
  • Daniel LaRusso's gonna fight?
  • Daniel LaRusso's gonna fight! ( cheers and applause )
  • Now, isn't this what it's all about, folks?
  • Go!
  • ♪ ♪
  • Hiyah!
  • -Fight! -Here we go.
  • ♪ ♪
  • Turn. Kneel.
  • Johnny, you're a cream puff!
  • Sweep the leg.
  • You have a problem with that?
  • No, Sensei.
  • No mercy.
  • ♪ ♪
  • Two points, LaRusso. Lawrence, nothing.
  • Ready? Fight.
  • One point, Lawrence.
  • ♪ ♪
  • One point, Lawrence. Two, two.
  • Hiyah!
  • Get him a body bag! Yeah!
  • Warning for illegal contact to the knee.
  • Whoever wins the next point will be our new champion.
  • ♪ ♪
  • Finish him!
  • ( music stops )
  • ( dramatic music )
  • ( cheers and applause )
  • The new champion: Daniel LaRusso!
  • ( dramatic music )
  • ♪ ♪
  • ( solemn rock music )
  • ♪ ♪
  • ( alarm blaring )
  • Ugh.
  • ♪ ♪
  • ( gunshots and men screaming on TV )
  • Hey, I'm Miguel.
  • My family and I just moved into 109.
  • Great. More immigrants.
  • Actually, we're from Riverside.
  • But anyways, I was just wondering if you were
  • having trouble with your water pressure,
  • 'cause I know our sink's being a little weird right now and--
  • Oh, bottles go in the blue bin.
  • ( glass clinking )
  • Listen, Menudo...
  • I've lived in this shithole for over ten years.
  • The pipe's don't work. The fountain's full of piss.
  • And the only good thing about being here
  • is I don't have to talk to anybody.
  • So nice knowing you.
  • Okay, well...
  • have a nice day, I guess.
  • ( engine turning over )
  • ( "Nothin' But A Good Time" by Poison plays )
  • ( tires squealing )
  • ♪ ♪
  • You got to be kidding me.
  • Not another one.
  • ♪ ♪
  • Now listen.
  • ♪ Not a dime, I can't pay my rent ♪
  • ♪ I can barely make it through the week ♪
  • ♪ I'm always workin', slavin' every day ♪
  • ♪ Gotta get a break from that same old, same old ♪
  • Hey.
  • Creep.
  • ♪ If you could hear me think ♪
  • ♪ This is what I'd say ♪
  • ♪ Don't need nothin' but a good time ♪
  • ♪ How can I resist ♪
  • ♪ Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time ♪
  • Ugh. Sick.
  • ♪ And it don't get better than this ♪
  • -Hey! -( children laughing )
  • ♪ You see I raise a toast to all of us ♪
  • ♪ Who are breakin' our backs every day ♪
  • ♪ If wantin' the good life is such a crime ♪
  • ♪ Lord, then put me away, yeah ♪
  • ♪ Don't need nothin' but a good time ♪
  • ♪ How can I resist ♪
  • ♪ Ain't lookin' for nothin' but a good time ♪
  • ♪ And it don't get better than this ♪
  • It don't get better, girl.
  • ♪ ♪
  • Whoa, whoa, whoa. What the hell is this?
  • Don't worry, it's gonna be level.
  • I'm just lining it up.
  • You put it on the wrong wall.
  • I said the wall across from the door.
  • This is the wall across from the door.
  • Not that door, idiot. The door.
  • Just move the TV. I have company coming over.
  • Wait, hold on. I'm gonna have to fill the holes, re-measure,
  • match the paint.
  • It's gonna take me an hour just to get to the hardware store.
  • That's not my problem.
  • I'm not the dummy who put the TV on, literally, the only wall
  • in the house that a TV would not go.
  • Why can't a TV go on this--
  • Look, I'll come by first thing in the morning
  • and put everything just the way you want it, all right?
  • -I just can't do it now. -Well, that's just great.
  • Not bad enough you took a shit in my powder room.
  • You said that's where I was supposed to go.
  • Yeah, I didn't know you were gonna take a shit.
  • Okay, okay, we'll figure this out, all right?
  • Just quit bitching at me.
  • What did you just call me?
  • No, no, no, no, no. I didn't call her a bitch.
  • I said she was bitching at me.
  • There's a difference.
  • You're firing me because of that bitch?
  • You know what? I hated this damn job anyway.
  • You better pay me what you owe me, Mike.
  • Mike?
  • ( engine turning over )
  • ( over radio ) Banzai. ( chuckles )
  • I'm Daniel LaRusso.
  • And at LaRusso Auto, we kick the competi--
  • ( upbeat Latin music )
  • ♪ ♪
  • That one.
  • ♪ ♪
  • Aren't you gonna wear gloves?
  • ( speaking Spanish )
  • ( speaking Spanish )
  • ( in English ) Can you put that on a plate?
  • ♪ ♪
  • -My grandma's not feeling well. -Didn't ask.
  • Come on, what's Spanish for "just give me my damn slice"?
  • ( sighs )
  • ( speaking Spanish )
  • ( in English ) What did you just say?
  • -What did he say? -You don't want to know.
  • No, I know it was something bad; just tell me.
  • Uh, he sai-- he said you have a tiny...
  • He said I have a tiny wang?
  • -Tell him he has a tiny wang. -I speak English, asshole.
  • Oh, really?
  • ♪ ♪
  • ( hip-hop music blasting )
  • Whoo! ( music stops )
  • Hey, yo, Brucks, get the light beer this time.
  • Got to cut weight for the meet.
  • -Hundo P, son. -Damn right.
  • Whoo!
  • Man, you should get some condoms too.
  • ( doorbell dings )
  • ♪ ♪
  • Finish up and then beat it.
  • -Excuse me? -This is my mart.
  • You ain't hustlin' no coin at my mart.
  • I'm not hustlin'. I'm not homeless.
  • That's my car.
  • What the hell are you doing?
  • Why you got to blow up our spot?
  • Man, he thought we were in college, dumbass.
  • I didn't know you guys were trying to buy beer.
  • -I'm sorry. -( grunts )
  • ( laughter )
  • -Yes, let's go. -What the hell are you doing?
  • Ooh, what do we got here? Yeah, what do you got?
  • What do you got? Pepto.
  • Oh, shit, someone has frickin' diarrhea.
  • ( laughter )
  • Hey, we should call him 'Rhea.
  • -( laughter ) -Give it back, dude.
  • -What are you ta-- -It's for my grandma.
  • Oh, it's for your grandma. Ah, shit, I'm sorry, man.
  • Hey, you want it? Hey, you can take all that--
  • -Ugh. -Take that.
  • -( laughter ) -Yeah.
  • Bitch.
  • Asshole.
  • -Oh! -What'd you say, 'Rhea?
  • I-I didn't say anything.
  • ( groans )
  • -Oh. ( laughs ) -That's brute, Ky.
  • Oh, what? You crying?
  • -Hey, where you going, pussy? -( groans )
  • -( laughter ) -Hey!
  • Watch the car, man.
  • -Who's this dude? -Just leave the dork alone.
  • You see this guy?
  • Eating his dinner at the mini mart like a bum.
  • ( laughter )
  • Wait, I-I think I know this guy.
  • He's the jerk-off that cleaned my dad's septic tank.
  • ( laughter )
  • That explains why he smells like shit.
  • All right, trust me, you guys are pissing off the wrong guy
  • on the wrong day, all right?
  • -Really? -Yeah, really.
  • Get the hell out of here, loser.
  • ( dramatic music )
  • ♪ ♪
  • ( dramatic synth music )
  • Ah.
  • Let's get him.
  • ♪ ♪
  • Holy shit, how did you--
  • ( grunts )
  • ♪ ♪
  • Ah!
  • What's the matter? Having trouble breathing?
  • ♪ ♪
  • Is that all you got, ladies?
  • -Come on, Ky. Let's go. -Ge off me!
  • ♪ ♪
  • ( siren wails )
  • What's the matter? Having trouble breathing?
  • Hey, get off the kid!
  • ( screams ) Hey, hey, hey!
  • It's not his fault!
  • ( grunts )
  • ( calm rock music )
  • ♪ ♪
  • ( groaning )
  • Hey, I just-- I just wanted to say thank you.
  • All right, well, you said it.
  • So last night, was that, like, Tae Kwon Do or jujitsu
  • or MMA or something?
  • It's karate.
  • Old-school karate.
  • Do you think you could teach me?
  • What? No.
  • What? Come on, when school starts,
  • those guys are gonna make my life miserable.
  • -It's not my problem. -What? ( stammers )
  • If I just knew a little bit of what you knew then I would be--
  • Forget it. I don't do karate anymore.
  • All right? Besides, I need to find a job.
  • Well, you can open your own karate school.
  • It's called a dojo.
  • Well, you could open your own dojo.
  • Look, I'm not getting into this with you, all right?
  • I'm not even sure I'm allowed to be around kids right now.
  • All right, you want my advice?
  • Stop being so annoying.
  • Maybe you'll stop getting your ass kicked.
  • Okay.
  • ( woman speaking indistinctly on TV )
  • You got Encore?
  • Yes, ma'am, that's correct, Your Honor, she is--
  • Who the hell are you?
  • You know those little red stickers
  • that say "further reduced"?
  • That means spoiled. You know that, right?
  • You're eating bad meat, boy.
  • What the hell are you doing in my apartment, Sid?
  • Oh, that's some thank-you.
  • Who do you think bailed you out?
  • Again.
  • I never asked you for anything.
  • I think that little incident at Applebee's
  • would've taught you to keep your hands to yourself.
  • You know...
  • when I met your mom,
  • she really knocked my socks off.
  • Beautiful.
  • Blonde.
  • Tan.
  • Tight.
  • Little did I know I'd be taking care
  • of her schmuck kid forever.
  • Yeah, Sid, you were the stepfather of the century.
  • Well, high praise
  • coming from a world-class daddy like you.
  • How old is Robby now?
  • 15? 16?
  • When's the last time you saw him?
  • Just get the hell out of here, man.
  • I'll get the hell out of here
  • when I'm goddamn good and ready.
  • -Sid. -What?
  • Blood pressure.
  • Ah, keep watching your bullshit judge show.
  • Will you, Rhonda? And stay out of this.
  • Jesus. God. ( mumbles )
  • This is why I'm here.
  • What's this?
  • Well, you know, I told your mama
  • I'd take care of you always, but...
  • in this case,
  • I think even she would cut me some slack.
  • I'm buying you out of my life.
  • I'd rather be homeless than take money from you.
  • Oh, well, hell... Yeah, okay.
  • Rhonda!
  • Lunchtime!
  • Call Art's.
  • See if they got that belly lox.
  • ( sighs )
  • I'd say get your life in order,
  • but, uh, at this point,
  • you're like the meat in your fridge.
  • ( chuckles )
  • Chappy, Chappy, where are you?
  • Just put in that tape, that's an order.
  • Nothing you can do about me.
  • Chappy, I want to help you. Where are you?
  • Climb high like I told you.
  • ( alarm blaring )
  • Doug, I ain't gonna make it.
  • ( blaring continues )
  • ( jet crashes )
  • Chappy!
  • ( solemn music )
  • ♪ ♪
  • Chappy: A bunch of things must've gone wrong
  • if you're listening to this.
  • Whatever happened, I know you must be real scared.
  • Right now you're probably filled
  • with all the doubts in the world.
  • But I'm gonna tell you something, Doug.
  • God doesn't give people things He doesn't want them to use.
  • And He gave you the touch.
  • It's a power you have inside of you,
  • down there where you keep your guts, boy.
  • It's all you need to blast your way in
  • and get back what they took from you.
  • Banzai!
  • Daniel LaRusso here for LaRusso Auto,
  • bringing you specials on all of our inventory.
  • We have an excess of Jeep Grand Cherokees
  • priced to go.
  • Get a lease for only--Nah.
  • Make that--Chop!
  • Yes, we are chopping prices on all of our Hondas,
  • Nissans, Acuras, and Audis.
  • ( exhaling rapidly ) Hiyah.
  • So come visit any of our locations
  • in Tarzana, Woodland Hills,
  • North Hollywood, or Sherman Oaks.
  • And as always, every customer leaves
  • with their very own bonsai tree.
  • LaRusso Auto Group. We kick the competition.
  • ( engine turning over )
  • ( Foreigner's "Head Games" plays )
  • ♪ ♪
  • ( horn honks )
  • ♪ ♪
  • ♪ Daylight, all right ♪
  • ♪ I don't know ♪
  • -Yeah. -All right.
  • ♪ I don't know if it's real ♪
  • ♪ Been a long night, and something ain't right ♪
  • ♪ You won't show, you won't show how you feel ♪
  • ♪ No time ♪
  • -♪ Ever seemed right ♪-( groaning )
  • ♪ To talk about the reasons why you're not fine ♪
  • ♪ It's high time to draw the line ♪
  • ♪ Put an end to this game before it's too late ♪
  • ♪ Head games ♪
  • ♪ It's you and me, baby ♪
  • ♪ Head games ♪
  • ♪ And I can't take it anymore ♪
  • ♪ Head games ♪
  • ♪ I don't wanna play the head games ♪
  • ♪ ♪
  • ♪ I daydream for hours it seems ♪
  • ♪ I keep thinking of you, yeah, thinking of you ♪
  • ♪ These daydreams ♪
  • ♪ What do they mean? ♪
  • ♪ They keep haunting me ♪
  • ♪ Are they warning me? ♪
  • ( car stops, song ends abruptly )
  • ( foreboding music )
  • ♪ ♪
  • Man: I got second place.
  • Second place is no place! You're off the team!
  • That sucks. I did my best.
  • -What did you say? -I said I did my best.
  • You're nothing! You lost! You're a loser!
  • -No, you're the loser, man. -Oh, I'm the loser, huh?
  • Yeah.
  • Now who's the loser?
  • You know, you're really sick, man.
  • Hey.
  • -Hey, come on! -Hey, what are you doing?
  • Don't.
  • How does second place feel now, huh?
  • Come on, he can't breathe.
  • -Mind your business. -You're gonna kill him.
  • Sensei, please, you're hurting him.
  • How does second place feel now, huh?
  • ( dramatic music )
  • ( tires screeching )
  • -( panting ) -Oh, my God.
  • Yasmine, I told you you shouldn't be on your phone.
  • What the--
  • What are we gonna do, guys? What are we gonna do?
  • We have to call the police.
  • We can't. My parents will kill me.
  • What the hell are you doing? What are you--
  • Open the door! Open the door!
  • -( girls screaming ) -Drive!
  • ( tires screeching )
  • Hey, where do you think you're going?
  • Where do you think you're going?
  • Shit.
  • ( engine sputtering )
  • -Oh, come-- -( airbag hisses )
  • Take care of her. She's a classic.
  • Mm-hmm.
  • -Hey, where do I pick it up? -It's on the card.
  • ( engine turning over )
  • ♪ ♪
  • LaRusso.
  • No, no, no.
  • Hey, hey!
  • Ah, come on.
  • ♪ ♪
  • ♪ ♪
  • How you doing, sir?
  • -Would you be interested in-- -No.
  • ♪ ♪
  • Great. You're all set.
  • Thanks so much. Have a great day.
  • Thank you.
  • Hi, welcome to LaRusso. How can I help you?
  • Hi, I just need to pick up my car.
  • I'm in a bit of a hurry.
  • Oh, this came in last night?
  • It's gonna be at least a couple of weeks,
  • but we'll call you with an estimate.
  • No, no, no, my car was not supposed to come here.
  • Okay? I want it towed to a different body shop.
  • Why?
  • We have the number-one service team in the Valley.
  • We beat all prices.
  • We kick the competition.
  • Yeah, yeah, I've heard it a million times.
  • I just prefer to do my business elsewhere.
  • And here are the watering instructions.
  • Thanks again for being returning customers.
  • Before you go, Mr. LaRusso wanted to thank you personally.
  • Let me go get him.
  • Can you hurry it up? I got to go.
  • Hold on.
  • Um, it says your car is in one of our intake lots.
  • I'll just figure out which one.
  • You know what? I'll come back tomorrow.
  • But, sir, I--
  • ♪ ♪
  • Johnny?
  • ♪ ♪
  • Johnny Lawrence.
  • I-I-I knew it was you.
  • Holy--
  • -How the hell are you? -Hey, man.
  • ( chuckles ) Oh, my God, look at you.
  • You still got those golden locks, eh?
  • God, this is crazy. How you been?
  • Great, man. Thanks. I've been great.
  • That's great. Hey, hey, Anoush. Come here.
  • Louie, get over here. I want you to meet somebody.
  • -I got to go. -No, no, no, no.
  • This is Johnny Lawrence.
  • He and I go way back, right, buddy?
  • This guy was the toughest dude in my high school.
  • When I first moved here from Jersey, he and I...
  • We got into a little bit. ( sighs )
  • This guy really had it in for me.
  • Yeah, well, you did move in on my girl.
  • Well, she actually wasn't really your girl anymore,
  • was she?
  • I mean...
  • Ah, all right, that's all water under the bridge.
  • Wait. Is this the karate guy, the guy from the tournament?
  • Oh, this is the guy whose ass you kicked.
  • ( stammers ) It was a really close match.
  • But if you want to get technical, I kicked his face.
  • ( laughter ) I'm just busting your chops.
  • It was an illegal kick.
  • Oh, illegal, really?
  • Come on, what about that elbow to my knee?
  • Yeah, I got a warning. You got the win.
  • Whoa, whoa, whoa. No fighting in the showroom, guys.
  • All right, back to work.
  • -All right. Nice meeting you. -Get back to work.
  • Enough reminiscing, right?
  • So what brings you in? You looking for a new ride?
  • He wants his car towed to a different body shop.
  • Oh, no, no, Johnny, we got the best prices in town.
  • That crook at Cole's on Van Nuys--
  • he's gonna try to screw you over.
  • Sheila, let me see the estimate.
  • Pontiac?
  • Firebird?
  • Wow. Someone did a real number on this thing.
  • Maybe it's time for an upgrade.
  • Why don't we walk the lot?
  • I could give you a great deal on a certified pre-owned--
  • I just want my car.
  • All right. All right, all right.
  • You got it, all right?
  • Let me see how low I can get this repair.
  • Friends and family...
  • My own personal code.
  • You know what? It's on the house.
  • No way, man. I don't need your charity.
  • No, no, you'd be doing me a favor.
  • Our guys aren't used to working on a car like this.
  • They could use the practice. You could use the repairs.
  • -This is win-win. -I said I'll handle it.
  • All right.
  • Okay, but it's--
  • John, it's gonna cost more than the car's worth.
  • ( somber music )
  • Listen, don't worry about it, John.
  • It's my pleasure, all right?
  • -All right. -Okay?
  • Just hang here a second. I got something for you.
  • One minute.
  • ( mysterious music )
  • -Hey, Dad. -Look who's here.
  • ♪ ♪
  • Open the door!
  • ( giggles ) I'm good.
  • You got to be kidding me.
  • ( indistinct chatter )
  • Hey, Johnny, wait up.
  • Johnny, wait up.
  • ( footsteps approaching )
  • Every customer gets one.
  • Come on.
  • And, hey, look, I don't blame you
  • for what happened back in the day, all right?
  • I know that wasn't you.
  • It was Cobra Kai.
  • We're all better off without it, am I right?
  • All right, take care of yourself,
  • and I'll call you when the car's ready, okay?
  • This is crazy. You look--you look--
  • It's good to see you, man.
  • ( indistinct chatter )
  • ( dramatic music )
  • ♪ ♪
  • ( trash can lid rattles open )
  • Are you sure you're ready?
  • 'Cause once you go down this path, there's no turning back.
  • You're gonna be my karate teacher?
  • No.
  • I'm gonna be your sensei.
  • ♪ ♪
  • I'm gonna teach you the style of karate
  • that was taught to me:
  • a method of fighting
  • your pussy generation desperately needs.
  • Good luck. It's all yours.
  • All right.
  • ♪ ♪
  • I'm not just gonna teach you how to conquer your fears.
  • I'm gonna teach you how to awaken the snake within you.
  • And once you do that, you'll be the one who's feared.
  • ♪ ♪
  • You'll build strength.
  • ♪ ♪
  • You'll learn discipline.
  • ♪ ♪
  • And when the time is right...
  • ♪ ♪
  • You'll strike back.
  • ♪ ♪
  • Remember that guy from my high school?
  • The blond pretty boy that you beat in that tournament.
  • I never remember calling him "pretty."
  • Cobra Kai isn't just about karate.
  • It's about a way of life.
  • What does any of this have to do with karate?
  • Do not question my methods.
  • Anyone I have to worry about?
  • There's this one guy.
  • How about we invite him over for dinner on Friday?
  • So tell me about that shiner you got there.
  • Oh, this?
  • I know high school kids can be rough.
  • ( chuckles ) Oh, it wasn't a kid.
  • Some things never change.
  • You've seen Johnny's story,
  • now click below for another free episode of Cobra Kai
  • to see Daniel LaRusso's side of the story.

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Thirty years after the events of the 1984 All Valley Karate Tournament, Johnny Lawrence’s life has taken a rocky turn as he tries to forget a past that constantly haunts him. He seeks redemption by reopening the infamous Cobra Kai karate dojo. But the LaRusso-Lawrence rivalry of yesteryear is reignited when their lives become intertwined with the next generation of “karate kids.”

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