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  • >>> UH-OH. DORKY DAD ON THE LOOSE.
  • YOU GIRLS WANT SOME SNACKS? I'VE GOT PITA CHIPS, RAISINS,
  • AND SALT. >> OKAY, BYE, DAD.
  • >> ALL RIGHT, I'LL GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR.
  • JUST LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ANY OF THOSE THINGS.
  • >> SORRY 'MY DAD. BUT HEY, I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING
  • SCARY WE CAN DO. >> OOH, COOL.
  • OUIJA BOARD. >> LET'S GET SPOOKY.
  • SPIRITS, WE CALL UPON YOU TO ANSWER OUR QUESTIONS.
  • IF YOU ARE HERE, GIVE US A SIGN. >> HA HA HA HA!
  • I AM BEALTHOR, MISTRESS OF THE NINE HELL.
  • >> HOLY SMOKES, WE SUMMONED A DEMON.
  • >> ASK YOUR QUESTION, MORTALS. >> OKAY.
  • I'LL GO. DEMON, WHICH ONE OF US WILL GET
  • MARRIED FIRST? >> AH, THE WHISPERS OF THE
  • DAMNED FLOW THROUGH MY HEAD. THEY SAY SAMANTHA SHALL BE FIRST
  • TO WED. >> SAMANTHA!
  • >> DEMON, THANK YOU. >> DO YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD
  • CELEBRATE, YOU GUYS. >> PIZZA!
  • >> PIZZA GIRLS, AT IT AGAIN. >> I MEAN, I LIKE PIZZA.
  • >> OH, I THINK WE'RE KIND OF DONE WITH THE OUIJA STUFF.
  • >> OH, SAME HERE. YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD GET ON
  • OUR PIZZA? PINEAPPLE!
  • >> EW, THAT SOUNDS GROSS. >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, PINEAPPLE IS
  • SO GROSS. I WAS JUST JOKING ABOUT THAT.
  • HEY, LET'S WATCH A MOVIE. MOVIE GIRLS AT IT AGAIN.
  • >> I DON'T KNOW, BEALTHOR, IT'S KIND OF LATE TO START A MOVIE.
  • >> YEAH, I WAS THINKING THAT TOO, AS SOON AS I SAID IT, I WAS
  • LIKE, IT'S TOO LATE, I'M SO STUPID.
  • >> GIRLS, WHY DOES THE WHOLE HOUSE SMELL LIKE BRIMSTONE?
  • OH, HEY, ASHLEY, RIGHT? >> NO, DAD, THIS IS BEALTHOR.
  • >> IS THAT GREEK? MAZELTOV.
  • ANYWAY, IT TURNS OUT WE RAN OUT OF PITA CHIPS.
  • I THINK I DO SEE SOMETHING BEHIND YOUR EAR.
  • OH, IT'S A GO-GURT. IT'S THE LAST ONE SO TAKE A
  • SQUIRT AND PASS IT AROUND. I'LL BE DOWNSTAIRS, WORKING THAT
  • SWIFFER. >> DADS.
  • >> TOTALLY. MY DAD IS ALL, I'M SATAN, GOD
  • CAST ME OUT OF HEAVEN, WHAT A LOSER.
  • >> WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?
  • >> MY BAD. SORRY FOR BEING WEIRD.
  • I'M JUST REALLY STRUGGLING WITH MY HOME LIFE RIGHT NOW.
  • AND I GUESS I'VE BEEN FEELING REALLY UGLY LATELY.
  • >> DON'T OR SHE'LL NEVER LEAVE. >> I'M GOING TO GO TO THE
  • BATHROOM. >> GUESS WHO ORDERED THAI FOOD.
  • SO IF YOU GUYS COULD JUST THROW IN FIVE BUCKS THAT WOULD BE --
  • WHERE'S THE GOTH KID? >> HI, SATAN?
  • CAN YOU COME PICK ME UP? THESE GIRLS ARE BEING SUPER
  • FAKE. >> I DON'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M
  • HEARING. WERE YOU GIRLS BULLYING
  • BEALTHOR? >> DAD, SHE'S LEAVING.
  • >> I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, CHRISTINE.
  • SO SHE HAS HORNS, BIG WHOOP. MAYBE HER DIFFERENCES ARE WHAT
  • MAKE HER COOL. >> YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT,
  • MR. SANDERSON. >> YOU'RE RIGHT.
  • WE'LL BE NICE. >> HEY, SO MY DAD SAYS THAT I
  • CAN'T SPEND THE NIGHT. ANYWAY, I'M SORRY FOR RUINING
  • YOUR PARTY. >> BEALTHOR, WAIT.
  • THESE GIRLS HAVE SOMETHING THEY WOULD LIKE TO SAY.
  • GIRLS? >> BEALTHOR, WE'RE SORRY.
  • >> YEAH, WE THINK IT WOULD BE PRETTY ILL IF YOU SPENT THE
  • NIGHT. >> REALLY?
  • >> YES! >> YAY.
  • HEY, WHO WANTS TO KNOW HOW THEY'RE GOING TO DIE?
  • >> ME! [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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A group of girls (Cecily Strong, Aidy Bryant, Kate McKinnon, Ego Nwodim, Heidi Gardner) summon a demon (Melissa Villaseñor) using a Ouija board.

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