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Video Eugene Ranks Every Astrological Sign From Best To Worst

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  • - Hello, and welcome to Rank King Astrology.
  • I'm your Rank King, Eugene.
  • Please welcome my special Rank Priestess, Allison.
  • - Oh, wow.
  • - Pretty good, right?
  • - That was really good. - Yes.
  • - Thank you.
  • - We are very well-versed in the way of the stars.
  • And today we are gonna rank all of the astrological signs
  • from best to worst.
  • Now for everyone watching, it doesn't matter
  • if you're into astrology.
  • You have never seen a zodiac video like this.
  • This will be one of the only times
  • you'll see people actually rank all of the signs
  • from best to worst with no mercy.
  • We are right.
  • You are wrong.
  • Shut up.
  • (fast music)
  • (tense, dramatic music)
  • (pouring)
  • Ooh, the astrolo-tea is hot today.
  • So for you to relate to this video,
  • you should know a few basics about astrology.
  • One, your sun sign.
  • That's the sign that you're most commonly associated with.
  • - Sun you already know.
  • It's the deepest part of who you are.
  • - Now you have two other signs that are very important
  • that factor into your personality.
  • - Your rising sign or ascendant sign
  • is kind of what people meet when they first meet you
  • so it's like you at a party.
  • Your moon sign is your emotional side.
  • - Cocktail of different cosmic signs.
  • Speaking of which, it won't be Rank King
  • without his favorite drink.
  • - Oh my God!
  • - Is it okay if I put the whiskey in the astrology?
  • You never have to refer to your horoscope ever again
  • because you can always come back to this video.
  • Now does this mean that the sign that we rank worst
  • is, in fact, worse than the other 11 signs?
  • - No, it does not.
  • It just means I don't want you around me.
  • (laughing)
  • - The first sign in the astrological wheel,
  • the hard headed ram himself, Aries.
  • - The baby, the baby of the zodiac.
  • - They do represent the age zero of like,
  • infancy to seven, so they are literal children.
  • Aries are very bad at concealing their feelings,
  • which is good in some ways.
  • - Yeah.
  • - I don't feel like I know many dishonest Aries.
  • - No, no.
  • They can just be reactionary.
  • - They can be little fucking bitches.
  • Naturally, Aries actually has a pure,
  • stereotypically masculine energy.
  • - Each sign, it's in an element.
  • So we're talking about fire signs right now,
  • and there's three signs in each element.
  • So Aries is the cardinal of fire.
  • - Yes, and cardinal is one of the qualities of sign,
  • which you have cardinal, mutable, and fixed.
  • The different karmas you can have between
  • four different elements and three different qualities
  • makes 12 signs total.
  • - Math.
  • - Math.
  • So Aries is the cardinal fire.
  • - Yes.
  • - Otherwise for me, known as a spark.
  • The thing is that sparks are sparks.
  • They go hot and then they kinda die out.
  • - That's something that I do like about Aries.
  • Even if they get super riled up,
  • they can cool down fast and just get back to work
  • so they don't really hold grudges
  • which is something that I like.
  • - Yeah, they're very like go, go, go.
  • - Yes.
  • - I feel like in bed Aries might finish too quickly.
  • I'm just saying.
  • - I, yeah, that sounds about right.
  • - They come into a room like the Kool-Aid man.
  • Oh yeah, here I am, explosions.
  • Where would you put Aries currently
  • in your ranking, high priestess?
  • - Listen, I'm not trying to offend
  • any Aries that I personally know,
  • but in general, I rank Aries pretty low.
  • - Wow, you're already throwing the first sign
  • towards the end?
  • - Yeah, I'm right.
  • You're wrong.
  • Shut the fuck up.
  • (laughing)
  • - Yeah!
  • Astrology, bitches!
  • - Okay, let's get out of Aries territory.
  • - Yeah, gotta get out of this house.
  • Ooh, this house is on fire.
  • Taurus. - Taurus.
  • - To the second sign of the zodiac.
  • - So we're a little older now.
  • - Mhmm, the bull.
  • - We're teens?
  • - Seven to fourteen, it's like preteen age.
  • - Oh, we're tweens.
  • - And inversely from Aries,
  • they represent the pure feminine form stereotypically.
  • They are the fixed earth sign, which is,
  • in my mind, represented by a garden.
  • - If they're really like feeling
  • excited about something, they get the job done.
  • They're workaholics.
  • They're really productive.
  • - I feel like Tauruses overall
  • have a more relaxed way, a lived in way,
  • in which they move and speak.
  • - If they were a tea, they'd be chamomile, for sure.
  • - Yeah.
  • - Because they calm you down.
  • - I guarantee you, I think a lot of people out there
  • have a close Taurus in their lives.
  • I do think, though, that Tauruses
  • sometimes can be just on this side of boring.
  • - It's true. - Just a little.
  • - You forget about them.
  • - They're not the sharpest in the tool shed.
  • Like, they're great, I like hanging out with them,
  • but I wouldn't like, they wouldn't be getting
  • a Nobel Prize anytime soon.
  • I'm not saying Tauruses are the dumbest sign,
  • but there is a reason they're represented by
  • a bull, which is essentially a cow.
  • Cows are not very smart.
  • Do you put Taurus above or below Aries?
  • - I'd put Taurus above.
  • - Mhmm, we just called Aries all babies
  • and Tauruses really dumb so I think we're on a great roll.
  • You don't want your auntie's horoscope.
  • - That's over.
  • It's 2019, it's canceled.
  • - Oh my God this whiskey is hitting hard.
  • Now there are certain signs,
  • regardless of if you're even into astrology,
  • that have reputations outside
  • of the cosmic universe.
  • - Yeah, oh, it's polarizing
  • and let me just start off by saying
  • Kanye West, Trump, two very prominent Geminis.
  • - I'll add two more.
  • Keith Habersberger.
  • Ned Fulmer. - Ooh!
  • (laughing)
  • - Oh shit, right at the bottom.
  • No, listen, I actually like Geminis.
  • - Oh, me too.
  • - Yeah they get a lot of, the stereotype
  • around Gemini is that they're two-faced,
  • Which is such a Kindergartner way to say something.
  • - That's stupid, that's your Auntie's horoscope.
  • - Honestly I think Geminis aren't two-face,
  • they're like multi-faced.
  • They're very good at talking a lot of game sometimes
  • without the follow-through.
  • - Yes!
  • - A lot of chatting shit up
  • but they are repped by the teenagers.
  • They're like 14-21,
  • which makes total sense.
  • - Oh, socially they're the best.
  • - Love partying with Gemini.
  • - Social butterfly.
  • - Emotional maturity is sometimes dicey
  • because if you think about it,
  • like teenagers, a lot of emotion
  • but they don't quite know exactly where to direct it.
  • Air mutable.
  • - So that makes sense.
  • - It's a changing air, it's like electricity.
  • - Yes.
  • - Yes, their morphing air, their buzz.
  • Fantastic friends.
  • Terrible lovers.
  • - Yeah I like 'em around me.
  • I just don' wanna date them.
  • So you're gonna put them above the other two?
  • - I am.
  • (tea pours)
  • - Cancer is water and cardinal.
  • - Stream.
  • - Like a river, like a stream.
  • So Cancer represents the age group of 21 to 28.
  • It's kinda like the post-teenage, marrying age.
  • - [Together] Quarter-life crisis.
  • - Existential.
  • - Yeah, so you're getting married
  • or all your friends are getting married
  • and I feel like that can translate either way.
  • Like they can either be very in touch
  • with other people's and their own
  • or they can just feel like really manipulative.
  • - They can be moody,
  • if they're stressed out about something
  • they'll take it out on other people
  • when it's really just poor time management.
  • - And most Cancers I know,
  • the emotional aspect isn't that they cry often,
  • it's that they know how to fake-cry.
  • There's a big difference.
  • - Ooh, well I think also Cancer represents
  • Mother Earth. - Yeah.
  • - It's where we come from,
  • it's who we are, it's in us.
  • - Yeah, it's not a sexuality, it's a sensuality.
  • - Yeah.
  • - I feel sensuality if I'm around Cancers.
  • They'd be good for like a snog and a cuddle.
  • If any sign is a lot like their symbol,
  • I'd say Cancers are quite crabby.
  • So Cancers can be this gentle, adorable crab
  • eating a cherry or then
  • you can look at them with their big ass pinchers,
  • chasing some, like, poor bird down the beach
  • and then eating it with its weird,
  • like mouth mandibles.
  • Think about all the ocean creatures that exist.
  • You don't really remember the crab
  • when you're looking at a dolphin.
  • You got a dolphin!
  • Who's gonna look at the fucking crab?
  • I'm gonna put Cancer above Aries,
  • behind Taurus.
  • - We have arrived to none other than
  • - [Together] Leo.
  • - The Lion.
  • They are the fixed fire sign.
  • - They are so fixed!
  • - It is a sun,
  • that's what Leos think about themselves.
  • Leos make sure they're not forgettable.
  • - That's what drives them in life.
  • - Every Leo you know says they're Leo
  • says it with the most like smug smirk.
  • - Ugh, they love being a Leo.
  • So good in bed, so attractive,
  • so funny, life of the party.
  • - Because of that, they have a
  • certain amount of, here's the key word,
  • entitlement.
  • - We have one in the Try Guys.
  • - I'm not surprised
  • because Leos are in the entertainment industry always.
  • They're super funny, they're spontaneous,
  • you just like have a good time them
  • but then they'll take you to a party
  • and then leave you to be in the center
  • and be like whoa, whoa, whoa,
  • look at me, look at me, look at me!
  • - Literally the sun.
  • My mom's a Leo.
  • She probably was fucking shitty as a kid
  • but now she's a brilliant, charming,
  • charismatic star-quality, blessed woman.
  • - I'm gonna put them above Cancer.
  • - But below Taurus.
  • - Everyone else, yeah.
  • - Leos are gonna be very mad in the audience,
  • 'cause they know that they thought
  • they would be number one,
  • that's just what Leos like to do.
  • - Oh they always think they're number one.
  • - Well guess what, Leo?
  • - I'm right.
  • You're wrong.
  • - [Together] Shut up.
  • - Virgo, a very highly-populated sign.
  • - Famous Virgo, Beyonce.
  • - She's the super-star Virgo
  • but she's grounded in terms of her personality.
  • And Virgos are the raising the child era,
  • the sort of like late-thirties,
  • where everything has to be done a certain way.
  • Virgo is interesting because I feel like
  • out of all the signs Virgo has a lot of diversity
  • and personalities.
  • And this is my theory,
  • Virgo is Earth but they're also mutable
  • so for me mutable Earth is like clay.
  • You take life and you mold it the way
  • you think it should be.
  • - Kind of controlling.
  • - A little controlling, that's where you
  • get the bad side of Virgos
  • and some other Virgos,
  • they let themselves be the clay.
  • So, they let the experience shape them.
  • - And you do not want to cross a Virgo.
  • - That is off the board.
  • - It's like probably the last sign
  • that I would want to be mad at me.
  • And they'll argue with you to the death.
  • They're right, you're wrong, someone needs to shut up.
  • (laughing)
  • - The worst thing is a Virgo that fails.
  • - Ooh, well they'll blame everybody else.
  • - Virgos are literally just virgins in denial.
  • - Okay I know we talked a lot of shit
  • but I like Virgos. - Oh!
  • - Let's put them underneath Gemini
  • but I cannot believe Geminis are so high on my list
  • I'm repulsed by many Geminis.
  • - We're only half way through the Zodiac.
  • - Okay, we're only half way through.
  • - Yeah we're now entering
  • the second half of the wheel.
  • What do we start with in the seventh sign?
  • It is...
  • - [Together] Libra!
  • - Libras are an air sign, cardinal.
  • - That means they're active air,
  • they're like wind zephyrs.
  • - Very easy to get along with,
  • great conversationalists.
  • - I think Libras really value sharpness.
  • On the most complete level, enjoy intellectualism.
  • - We like to look at things from all angles,
  • from all sides.
  • Libras can be a little, I think, cold.
  • Someone once said it's the steel hand
  • in the velvet glove.
  • Not very judgemental, I think.
  • - Oh Allison, all that's so
  • nice and sweet about Libras
  • but I gotta lay it down hard.
  • - Okay, come for me.
  • - Libras are the fakest sign of the zodiac.
  • It's just, you know, I just wish
  • sometimes my Libra friends won't act
  • like they know about something when
  • they don't know about it.
  • But they're the first ones to be like,
  • yes.
  • - I mean, I think a Libra fear is not being liked.
  • - People-pleasing, steel but with a velvet-y finish.
  • - And definitely bottoms.
  • (laughing)
  • But a power bottom.
  • - Oh, that's right!
  • Do you think Libra is better than Gemini?
  • - Yeah I do.
  • - The Libra has spoken.
  • She's acted like she wasn't gonna do it
  • but she did it, she put herself at the top.
  • - I feel like you might put Capricorn at the top.
  • Listen, we're not at the top top yet
  • we still got several signs to go.
  • - I have got a lot to say about myself
  • so wait until you get to Capricorn.
  • We are the king of self-hatred, so.
  • We've finally come to the other
  • most hot-button sign of the Zodiac.
  • - [Together] Scorpio.
  • - Wow, I'm pouring some tea for this one.
  • They're very mysterious.
  • They're into the macabre.
  • - It's an intellectual routing.
  • - It is, okay I find them really smart.
  • - Yeah.
  • - They're sexy minds, I think.
  • They see things before you see them.
  • They're very perceptive.
  • - Scorpios are fixed water.
  • Ice, ice baby.
  • The worst thing about Scorpios
  • is they're very black and white.
  • Libra can see all of the gray
  • and Libra actively considers everything in between.
  • - And lives in the gray.
  • - They live in the gray.
  • Scorpios, they know what black is,
  • they know what white is.
  • Everything is definitive.
  • I think Scorpios are the hardest
  • people to change their mind on something.
  • - They hate you or they love you
  • and they right away put you in that box
  • and then you're not getting out of that box.
  • - However, all of that extreme energy,
  • that intensity translates really well
  • when it comes to sex.
  • - They are very sensitive and emotional
  • and they are very perceptive.
  • So those are all amazing traits for sex!
  • - Yeah, in bed!
  • - And everything is about them,
  • it's a narcissistic sensitivity.
  • - They're sensitive like other water signs
  • but they weaponize sensitivity.
  • - Yes.
  • Ugh.
  • - Like venom.
  • Also Scorpios all look like penises.
  • Men and women.
  • I mean it's the serpentine feel
  • but I think Scorpios all look vaguely phallic,
  • they all look kind of penis-like.
  • Just look at your Scorpio friends.
  • - I like them.
  • - Above Libra?
  • - Yeah.
  • - (claps) Scorpio is taking the lead?
  • You love that weaponized sensitivity.
  • - It's just raw humanity, you know?
  • - Sagittarius, the sign everyone knows
  • how to spell and--
  • - We just say Sag.
  • - Do you say Sag?
  • - It's like ugh, too much.
  • - I mean Sagittarius are often too much.
  • Sagittarius, represented by the centaur archer
  • so they're like shifting, changing fire.
  • They're like, oh my God I'm gonna get real weird.
  • They're like plasma.
  • Yeah, they're just like space dust.
  • I haven't kept a lot of Sagittarius friends,
  • does that make sense?
  • - You know, nobody can keep a Sagittarius.
  • They're really adventurous,
  • they like to have fun,
  • they have a lot of energy,
  • they move partners, they move jobs,
  • they move where they live,
  • they like to keep it moving.
  • They're in the flow.
  • - I'm envious of their sense of just like,
  • not giving a shit.
  • - Yeah.
  • - I really like that.
  • And they do strive towards
  • this idea of like there is no limit.
  • - And living life to the fullest, I think.
  • - A Sagittarius is like a horse
  • that shits in a field and you
  • point at the shit and say hey horse
  • is that your shit?
  • And then it goes (whinnies) I'm a horse
  • and trots away, hair blowing in the wind.
  • They're just gonna pretend everything
  • is fancy free and they're just gonna
  • go on and be like this is my life I'm space dust,
  • watch me ride a rainbow.
  • I would say more in the middle.
  • I think after Virgo before Taurus.
  • - Oh, interesting.
  • You know who we're moving onto now?
  • - It's you.
  • Capricorn.
  • - Capricorn.
  • Capricorn time.
  • - [Together] Woo!
  • - Let's get that tea hot!
  • - New Year's Eve!
  • - It's coming, it's coming, it's coming.
  • Jesus was a Capricorn.
  • Now Capricorns are a cardinal Earth sign.
  • You know what that means?
  • We're mountains,
  • which means we're stubborn as fuck.
  • We're giants.
  • And by giant I mean giant egos.
  • We're late bloomers and we're
  • making up for a lot of time, you know?
  • I didn't date until I was like
  • in my mid-twenties.
  • That's a Capricorn thing.
  • But I still thought I was better than everyone else.
  • Capricorns are very intense, focused people.
  • Sometimes it's on things like career,
  • sometimes it's on things like relationships.
  • - The ambition comes from wanting to do
  • so many different things and be so many different people.
  • - Now I think a lot of Capricorns
  • are sophisticated, we seem like we like nice things.
  • We can be pessimistic,
  • in a way that's just so hard to get around.
  • Like there's no sunshine that can pierce
  • through the pessimism of a Capricorn who's depressed.
  • My God.
  • - Oh my God, 100%.
  • - When Capricorns are depressed,
  • ugh we're just like woe is me,
  • everything is in decline,
  • I mean we on the age retirement.
  • Every Capricorn has a distinct feeling of sadness.
  • - Yes.
  • - It just emanates from us,
  • which isn't always a bad thing.
  • - No.
  • - I find it attractive sometimes in people.
  • - Well then if you channel it they're
  • some of the funniest people in the Zodiac
  • and they don't get a lot of credit for that.
  • - They have a very dark sense of humor.
  • - Yeah. - Knock, knock.
  • - Who's there?
  • - Death.
  • Where do they go?
  • - I'm ranking you pretty high up.
  • Let's see.
  • I'm gonna put Capricorn before Gemini.
  • - Really? - Third.
  • - We're actually entering into the Age of Aquarius again.
  • - Right now. - Yeah.
  • - Holy shit.
  • We just need a little more.
  • - We need a drink for Aquarius.
  • - And a little more liquor.
  • Can have just like a tiny bit?
  • - I need some too now.
  • - Yes, Aquar- whoa.
  • Aquarius is an iconic sign.
  • Made iconic really by like
  • the sexual revolution movement in the '60's.
  • Aquarius is paradise,
  • right? - Well--
  • - Yeah, it's what they strive for,
  • what they live in, this idea of paradise.
  • - Yeah, 'cause they're a little delusional.
  • - Super delusional, y'all.
  • Aquarius is associated not only with revolution
  • but the idea of change, so uprising.
  • Which I find exciting a lot of the time.
  • They're very interesting friends.
  • - I appreciate their perspective always,
  • they're really creative and something
  • I really like about them is that
  • they see things from a bigger perspective.
  • They are contrarians.
  • So they don't like what other people like,
  • they're not gonna be into mainstream shit.
  • They're considered weird.
  • - Some days they're just kind of posers.
  • - They have the same thing that the Virgo has
  • is like they're kinda on a pedestal.
  • So they think that they know you better
  • than you know yourself.
  • And that they, like are smarter than you, always.
  • - They can make people believe things that they say.
  • I feel like a lot of cult leaders are Aquarius
  • or a lot of Aquarius people are in cults.
  • But really, the coolest thing about Aquarius
  • is that every single Aquarius is an alien
  • wearing a human mask.
  • - Yes, oh my God.
  • They're aliens.
  • - Exactly, they're aliens.
  • They look at things like aliens.
  • - They are, like, don't know how to interact with things.
  • One of the most awkward signs, I would say.
  • But they also are very controlling.
  • They're looking at us like
  • oh how do I control all these little pieces.
  • - They're manipulative.
  • - They're very manipulative.
  • - So I'm going to have to put them pretty low.
  • After Sag. - Just under the middle.
  • - Yes, they're aliens.
  • - They're aliens.
  • If you really look at your Aquarius friends,
  • their heads are shaped like light bulbs.
  • We have one sign left
  • and it's about to get
  • (sparkle sound)
  • fishy.
  • (laughing)
  • - Cheers.
  • - We're at the end of the zodiac.
  • - Wow.
  • - We're at Pisces, the 12th sign.
  • Water, mutable, they're the ocean baby.
  • - They hate you but they love you.
  • That the first thing you know about Pisces.
  • Even if they bring up things, start fights,
  • they will always come crawling back.
  • - If you think of Aries at the beginning
  • at the Alpha, Pisces is the Omega.
  • They inhabit everything.
  • Which is very complicated.
  • Pisces are at death's door.
  • The Zodiacs previous to them has just
  • compiled into one person.
  • - Always are like oh my God,
  • you're not listening to me.
  • It's a really big thing for them.
  • So they need to be heard.
  • - You know what Pisces have?
  • Savior complex.
  • - Ugh, they're so heavy, it's an
  • unbearable heaviness of being.
  • - Heavy, no one can tell me what to do.
  • - And I regret this and I regret that
  • and you hurt me then and I don't know.
  • - I also love you and I love you
  • but I hate you, ugh.
  • Pisces are just, they're a mindfuck.
  • Every Pisces I've met has been thicker than other signs.
  • - Oh they have a great ass.
  • - Great ass.
  • - I wonder if Pisces, in a way
  • because they are the last sign,
  • have a certain amount of wisdom with which they speak.
  • Pisces are very follow-able.
  • - I like going deep with them.
  • I appreciate no surface level conversations
  • with them ever.
  • That ranks high for me.
  • - Wait, high enough to be at the top
  • of your ranking?
  • - Oh my God!
  • I think Pisces is number one. - Wow.
  • Allison, your final rank is number one Pisces
  • and at the very bottom baby Aries.
  • However this is not your show.
  • It's time to close ranks.
  • I've made some executive decisions
  • about your ranking, which I fully respect
  • but it is wrong.
  • Again, all of these signs are great
  • in their own way and we're making huge generalizations.
  • I have ranked as my worst sign,
  • Cancer. - It is?
  • - Not that Cancers are the worst but they're at the bottom
  • because they aren't overly emotional
  • like a lot of horoscopes say
  • but they can be super emotionally manipulative.
  • I don't trust when bad intentions act innocent and sweet.
  • - Cancer was my second to last.
  • - Gemini is my second-to-last.
  • - That's not wrong.
  • - I'm sorry, I had to think about it a while.
  • I love my Gemini friends but the
  • historically problematic Geminis
  • ruined their sign's reputation.
  • Plus I'm 100% sure they're gonna complain the most
  • about this ranking because
  • they're obsessed with how people view them.
  • - Third last.
  • - Pisces.
  • - Oh my God!
  • Flopper-oony!
  • - I actually dropped Pisces lower because
  • while we respect how deep and multi-faceted they are,
  • their complexity often turns into,
  • like crazy complications
  • and it's extremely difficult
  • getting along with a moody Pisces.
  • - Fourth to last?
  • - It's Capricorn.
  • - Oh. (laughing)
  • - It's me.
  • Okay, look, I know everyone expected me to
  • place my own sign high but Capricorns
  • can admittedly be too harsh and way nihilistic
  • and I know that the Caps watching probably
  • give the least amount of fucks about their ranking anyway
  • because life is sad and I'm sad.
  • Aquarius.
  • - I've had Aquarians rip my heart out.
  • - So I enjoy how a cool and forward-thinking
  • they are but it's sometimes hard to really connect
  • with an Aquarius on a personal level.
  • I trust the idea of the sign but I don't
  • always trust the people.
  • Because I can't trust you
  • if you might take over Earth.
  • - Okay, seventh place.
  • - Aries, I'm an Aries rising, I think they're
  • much better people than you say they are
  • even though they're like a child playing with matches
  • and will set your house on fire if they're mad.
  • But I like that my Aries friends are transparent
  • about all of their feelings.
  • - Okay, top six.
  • - I put Taurus.
  • I know, they're sometimes so boring.
  • You know I actually rely on my Taurus friends
  • and they're not really as dumb as they might look.
  • They stubborn but soft
  • and I truly believe that if you bond
  • with a great Taurus, they'll have your back for life.
  • - Eugene, your list is very much about trust.
  • - I hate that I put them here.
  • I had to though, after really thinking about it
  • but I put Leo.
  • I fucking despise are narcissistic Leos are
  • and I bet they are also all complimenting themselves
  • in the comments but the sheer amount of fun,
  • charismatic Leos I've met outweighs
  • their big ass egos.
  • - I'm totally confused right now.
  • Oh my God.
  • - I kept Libra there.
  • I love Libras.
  • Libras have a playful, whimsical energy
  • that is always welcome in my circle.
  • So they might come across as fake sometimes
  • but I think they do it out of the goodness
  • of trying to keep everyone happy and heard.
  • My number three.
  • Mine is Scorpio.
  • Scorpios are controversial
  • but unlike Cancer or Gemini or Pisces
  • I don't think that they'd stab me in the back.
  • They would stab me in the front
  • and I respect that.
  • They make their opinions known
  • beyond a shadow of a doubt.
  • I can't believe I'm saying this.
  • Okay, I think I'm going to say my number one,
  • because my last two signs
  • are Sagittarius and Virgo,
  • I think my number one is Virgo.
  • - Wow!
  • - My number two is Sagittarius.
  • Everyone would love to be around
  • a fun Sagittarius.
  • They can be high-minded and flighty
  • but I think they're most aspirational sign.
  • I mean they dance on moonlight
  • and shit fucking space glitter.
  • The reason I ranked Virgo number one,
  • above Sagittarius is Virgo is
  • the people's people of the Zodiac.
  • Even though they have a lot of neurosis,
  • I feel like I can understand it
  • and relate to many of their traits.
  • Their flaws are in ways everyone's flaws.
  • - I feel like they're a great equalizer.
  • - Yeah . - Wow, that was.
  • - Wow, we just,
  • and we finished the astrolo-tea.
  • - I need to go to therapy right now.
  • (laughing)
  • - So, comment below if you agree,
  • if you disagree, if you're a very, very angry Cancer.
  • - [Together] I'm right.
  • You're wrong.
  • Shut up.
  • - Virgos must be celebrating world-wide right now.
  • - This is the first time Virgos have ever won anything.
  • (laughing)
  • (upbeat music)
  • - Just look at your Scorpio friends.
  • Look in the mirror Scorpios at home
  • and you'll be like wow I do kind of look like a giant penis.

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Eugene reads the stars to filth in the most brutally honest ranking of the twelve zodiac signs on the Internet. How would you rank the astrological signs?

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