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Video Prepared for Terries - Key & Peele
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  • [low music in headphones]
  • Yo.
  • Hey, yo.
  • Hey, yo.
  • Yo, yo.
  • Excuse--Excuse me?
  • Oh man, oh man, oh man.
  • I'll tell you one thing,
  • if 9/11st were to happen up on this here plane,
  • psht, don't worry.
  • We got this.
  • Oh.
  • Okay, I have no idea what you're talking about.
  • He said that if them terries is gonna try something
  • up in here today, like the bounce, boogie, and bump,
  • that we got this shit on lock.
  • Terr--Do you mean terrorists?
  • - Oh yeah. - Hells yeah, baby.
  • He ain't talking about Teri Garr.
  • And I certainly ain't talking about no terry cloth.
  • I mean, if a terry up on this plane,
  • even thinking about trying to do something,
  • we gon' draxx him up.
  • You're gonna-- You're gonna what?
  • We're gonna draxx him sklounst.
  • I think what my partner's trying to say
  • is if any terries come up in here,
  • - we gon' get our Berger on. - Yeah.
  • Did something happen, or did I miss something?
  • Is this hypothetical, or...
  • Oh, we're gon' definitely drop some hypotheticals
  • on that terry's clavicle, 'cause I'm talking 'bout...
  • [imitates neck breaking]
  • [both imitating blood spurting]
  • Don't you just wish though?
  • Don't you just wish in your heart of hearts...
  • Yeah. Yeah.
  • Some terry would come up in here, trying some grab-ass,
  • and the touchy-feely?
  • That's the opposite of what I want to have happen on a plane.
  • Okay. That's unfortunate.
  • Conference.
  • This was unexpected.
  • It certainly was.
  • I'm thrown right now as to who's gonna be our comrade.
  • I can still hear you.
  • He doesn't have the heart, nor the gumption.
  • You're literally right next to me, so...
  • On three, break.
  • Three.
  • Yoo-hoo.
  • I got an idea, feel free to say no,
  • but can we switch seats?
  • I will not take no for an answer.
  • Why?
  • That's the combat seat, Jonathan Livingston Seagull.
  • If you gon' be in the combat seat
  • then you gots to be willing to blast up on some terries.
  • Because with great power
  • come great responsitrillitrust.
  • Okay. I just-- I just wanted some leg room.
  • Um...
  • Okay, Max Legroom.
  • You get yours.
  • Meanwhile, I'm gon' go Hayden Pantinerry
  • on some terries.
  • Especially when they get froggy.
  • Ribbit, ribbit.
  • - Yeah. - Um...
  • You gon' have to be ready to kidnap a terry.
  • - I don't-- - You gon' have to be ready
  • to torture a terry.
  • I don't think that's necessary.
  • Absolutely, you have to fireboard those motherjammers.
  • I don't even understand what that means.
  • Do you trust me?
  • No.
  • I'll take that as a yes.
  • Okay.
  • Trust.
  • These terries come up in here trying to act froggy...
  • Whoo!
  • Then we gon' give them the Rainbow Connection.
  • Here, froggy, froggy, froggy, froggy.
  • Is that a box cutter?
  • Oh, you best believe it, baby.
  • We gon' be eatin' like Diane Keaton.
  • 2.36 inches, baby.
  • Shifax.
  • Perfectly leg-well.
  • And if those don't work,
  • you know I'm working up that Plan B, brother.
  • [suspenseful music]
  • You have a gun?
  • Oh, yeah. 3-D printer, baby.
  • 100% polyurethane.
  • They can't detect these mamajamas.
  • They have a-- They have a weap--
  • They have-- They--
  • They have a weapon! They have a weapon!
  • - Oh, God! - These guys got a weapon.
  • - Who got a weapon? - Where you at terry?
  • Everybody relax. We takin' control of this plane.
  • No, wait a minute, I'm not with them.
  • [all shouting]
  • The guy on the right is the ringleader.
  • Ow!
  • I don't know them. I don't know them.
  • I don't know those guys.
  • I'm on vacation.
  • [whimsical music]
  • Draxx.
  • Them.
  • Sklounst.

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Two eccentric airline passengers prepare to foil a hypothetical terrorist plot.

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Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.

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