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Video Every Totino’s Ever - SNL

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  • -No, no, no, no, no.
  • Aw. Fumble.
  • -What's happening to my hungry guys?!
  • ♪♪♪
  • -Go, go, go! Go, go, go! Yes!
  • -Who's ready for so more Totino's Pizza Rolls?
  • -I am! -Thanks, honey. You're the best.
  • -Anything for my hungry guys.
  • -Now get out of here, you. The game's on.
  • -Okay, sweetheart. I'll be in the kitchen if you need me.
  • -Ohh! -Ohh!
  • -When it comes to the big game, I love feeding my hungry guys.
  • But...
  • Now what?
  • I normally just sit in the kitchen,
  • waiting for them to ask for more delicious Totino's Pizza Rolls.
  • But that can be so boring.
  • Well, not anymore.
  • Introducing Totino's new
  • Super Bowl Activity Pack for women.
  • It's full of fun little puzzles and games to keep my mind active
  • and learning while I wait back here.
  • -Touchdown! -Touchdown!
  • -My hungry guys aren't the only ones having fun today.
  • With my Super Bowl Activity Pack for women,
  • I can spin a little top...
  • Yes!
  • ...connect the dots...
  • Oh, look! It's a little bee!
  • ...do a word search...
  • Hat! I found "hat"!
  • ...count my own money... $10.
  • ...and plenty of other activities
  • I can drop at a moment's notice.
  • -Honey, we're out of pizza rolls.
  • -Coming right up.
  • -Oh! My favorite! -Totino's!
  • -Look, honey, it's a little bee.
  • -Yeah. We're also out of beers, when you get a sec.
  • -Anything for my hungry guys.
  • -Hey, does your wife want to watch the game with us?
  • -No, she's good. She's got her little activity pack.
  • -Plus, if I get hungry from all the puzzles and games,
  • my activity pack comes with one little Totino just for me.
  • -Fumble! -Thank you!
  • -Is the game almost over?
  • -No, it's still the first quarter.
  • -Well, I already did that whole activity pack you gave me.
  • -Well, open another one, then.
  • -Okay. Anything for my hungry gu--
  • -Go! [ Music stops abruptly ]
  • -The Totino's Super Bowl Activity Pack,
  • for grown women ages 5 & up.
  • -Go, go, go, go, go, go!
  • -Touchdown! -Touchdown!
  • -My husband and his friends love to watch the big game,
  • but all their cheering and shouting
  • can make them pretty hungry.
  • -No, no, no, no, no!
  • -Aw, fumble! -Aw, fumble!
  • -That's why I love Totino's Pizza Rolls,
  • the only game-time snack that satisfies my hungry guys.
  • -Go, go, go, go, go, go!
  • -Touchdown! -Touchdown!
  • -And Totino's Pizza Rolls aren't just delicious.
  • They're also easy to make. Simply --
  • -Go, go, go, go, go! Touchdown!
  • -Wow! There really is a lot happening fast in this big game.
  • So, this Super Bowl... -Aw, fumble!
  • -...Why not treat your hungry guys...
  • -Touchdown! -Touchdown!
  • -...to the delicious taste of Totino's.
  • -Aw, fumble! -Aw, fumble!
  • -If they're anything like my hungry guys...
  • -Touchdown! -...they'll love these
  • cheesy bites... -Fumble.
  • -...more than their favorite team.
  • -Touchdown! -Touchdown!
  • [ Bell dings ] -Guys? The Totino's are ready.
  • Hope I'm not interrupting the big ga--
  • [ Suspenseful music plays ]
  • There's...nothing on the TV.
  • The screen is completely black.
  • -Go, go, go, go, go, go! Touchdown!
  • -Steven, what's going on?
  • What have you guys been shouting at this whole time?
  • -No, no, no, no, no!
  • Aw, fumble!
  • ♪♪♪
  • -Okay. Ha, ha.
  • Very funny, Steven.
  • Now cut it out. -Go, go, go, go, go!
  • -Touchdown! -Touchdown!
  • -Why are you doing this?!
  • Brittany! Get in the car!
  • -No, no, no, no, no. Aw. Fumble.
  • -What's happening to my hungry guys?!
  • ♪♪♪
  • -"The X-Files." New episodes Mondays at 8:00.
  • -Yes! Go! Yes! -Go! Go! Go!
  • -Touchdown!
  • -[ Laughs ] Is everyone enjoying the big game?
  • -Oh, come on, babe. Don't act like you know sports.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -My husband's right. When it comes to the big game,
  • there's only one thing I know about -- feeding my hungry guys.
  • -Come on! No! -Aw! Fumble!
  • -And this year's game is bigger than ever,
  • which means I'll be feeding them more Totino's than ever!
  • -Babe, need more Totino's. Dave just got here.
  • -Not a problem, because this year,
  • I've got the new Totino's Totino two-pack.
  • It's twice the Totino for twice the hungry guys.
  • -Enough yapping! We need the Totino's!
  • Ted's here, too, and he brought his sister.
  • -Great. More hands to help me make delicious Totino's Pi...
  • ♪♪♪
  • ...izza Rolls.
  • ♪♪♪
  • Oh, my.
  • -Hi. I'm Sabine.
  • What's your name?
  • -I...
  • I've never had one.
  • -That's a shame.
  • -[ Inhales sharply ]
  • ♪♪♪
  • ♪♪♪
  • I should bring these out.
  • -No, stay with me.
  • -But...what about my hungry guys?
  • -What are you hungry for?
  • -Come on! Come on! Come on! -Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
  • -Yes! Touchdown! -Yeah!
  • -Hey, babe, we need those Totino's!
  • What's going on back there?
  • ♪♪♪
  • ♪♪♪
  • ♪♪♪
  • ♪♪♪
  • -What is it?
  • -Every big game before this one, I've been asleep.
  • But Sabine...
  • -They're gonna punt. -They're gonna punt.
  • -They have to.
  • ♪♪♪
  • ♪♪♪
  • ♪♪♪
  • ♪♪♪
  • -Babe, what's taking so long with those Totino's?
  • You girls making out back there?!
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -You're crazy.
  • ♪♪♪
  • -Totino. This spring, find your Totino.
  • ♪♪♪

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On the big game day, an unnamed wife (Vanessa Bayer) has one thing to do: feed her hungry guys.

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