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Video How I Met Chris Pratt
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  • So I get invited to the Jurassic world premiere pull to the red carpet the Chinese Theater
  • Walk in, watch the movie, the movie ends. This guy comes in. He's like, okay everybody. Let's go upstairs and
  • Party, I was ready to go home and watch some anime cuz hashtag hermit life
  • I didn't even Cano there was gonna be a porty me and my date follow everybody up these stairs we get in and
  • Universal
  • Spared no expense. They covered the walls and bushes. They had props from the movie they even trained
  • velociraptors to walk around and serve wine so we walk around the party for a little bit and my date sees
  • The guy from new girl that was in the movie. Should I go ask for a picture? Yeah
  • He's standing over there by himself. Go got a picture girl. Excuse me
  • I don't want to disturb you but can I get a quick picture? I think a few pictures of him and she's like I
  • Love new girl. Oh really if there's talking her up
  • Alright. Yeah, I look over and I see the kid that was in the movie walk over to him
  • I'm like brah. Can I get a quick pic Shore? Yeah, so I take the picture and then all of a sudden I
  • Notice a disturbance. There's a group of people in a tiff. Boom. I see his face clear as day and I'm like Oh,
  • Bump hashtag hermit life cowboy bebop can wait. I need to feed my Instagram
  • And if I get a picture with Chris Pratt, I'm gonna be stunting on all my exes. Oh my god. Oh my god
  • Oh my god. Oh my god, it's him
  • So I say to her I says listen, we got to get a picture with this dude. You're the best play
  • We're gonna push through this crowd. He's gonna take a look at you. You're a really pretty girl in a sexy dress
  • He's not gonna say no to you. He was headed north ish
  • I don't know which direction it was cuz I don't work for National Geographic, but he was walking away from us
  • they looked over at us and he saw my date and she held her hands up and did like the signal for pictures and I
  • Shifts, he takes a step in our direction and takes a picture and another step in our direction and takes a picture then darts
  • Right over to my date. Hi
  • I hate to bother can't be a quick selfie with you sure you can she takes a few selfies
  • I bust out my camera. So I'm taking pictures of them taking pictures and I'm there like yes. Yes. No, no, no, no, no
  • Yes, yes. Yes. Yes, so then she's like, okay. Thanks. No problem
  • This is my moment. So now I'm millimeters away from this dude guardians of the galaxy
  • Jurassic pork and I wasn't scared to ask as I was nervous. I was more scared to ask because the fist dude says no I
  • May hate him forever
  • I bumped in a Natalie Portman at the airport one time
  • I was two feet away from her but I was afraid to ask for a picture cuz if I'm like hey
  • Can I get a picture and she's like, no leave me alone
  • I'm have to go home and make a voodoo doll of you and I'm not ready to not like you
  • So, let me just not even say anything but I was like, you know what bump it. Hey, mr
  • Pratt, can I get a quick picture? And then he puts his arm around me. You know what?
  • Let's just enjoy
  • the rest of the party and walks away the violin players from Titanic show up all of a sudden and they're like *10/10 Titanic instrumental by my young j Swooz*
  • I
  • Look over at my date. Which filter should I put on here?
  • Sierra or Valencia, huh?
  • Hmm by the way adonde, can you like?
  • Airdrop me the pictures you took of us. I know you've done like 90 of them
  • But, like could you just airdrop me 75 with him, please. I just wanted one picture
  • Chris Pratt's over here. Like uh, uh, uh, you didn't say the magic word
  • Uh, uh, uh, so the next day my date post a picture with her and Chris and her IG, bro
  • Did it up every one of her exes the end her like are you freaking kidding me?
  • You're hanging out with Chris Pratt and I'm sitting there all salty like man
  • I want to make my exes peanut butter and jelly. Uh, yeah. So, uh CP can I call you CP? CP
  • I still want that picture. So I don't know. I don't know how you want to do this
  • do you want to have your agent get in contact with my
  • Agent and they do lunch and then they work out like a day and time for us to meet a PF Changs
  • And just so you know, I'm traveling in two weeks
  • So like the end of this month is not good for me. But after the first week of next month, I'm good. So
  • lmk broski
  • *emphasis on each letter* L M K

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