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Video Meanwhile... Look Up At The Super Blood Wolf Moon

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  • NOW THAT WE'VE HAD A CHANCE TO CATCH UP ON THE BIG STORIES FROM
  • OVER THE HOLIDAYS, IT'S TIME TO SWEEP UP THE LITTLE PINE NEEDLES
  • THAT DROPPED OFF THE NEWS TREE, AND BRING THEM TO YOU IN OUR
  • ROUNDUP OF HIGHLY FLAMMABLE DEBRIS THAT I CALL, "MEANWHILE."
  • ♪ ♪
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) PEOPLE LOVE "MEANWHILE."
  • MEANWHILE, AFTER A LOT OF CONTROVERSY AND
  • BACK-AND-FORTH WITH KEVIN HART, NO ONE WILL HOST THE OSCARS.
  • INSTEAD, OSCAR PRODUCERS ARE PLANNING TO LEAVE THE SPOT EMPTY
  • AND, INSTEAD, FOCUS ON CLUSTERS OF TOP-TIER TALENT TO INTRODUCE
  • DIFFERENT SEGMENTS.
  • WHICH EXPLAINS THE NEW REALITY SHOW, "AMERICA'S GOT CLUSTERS OF
  • TOP-TIER TALENT."
  • ( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, GREAT NEWS FOR FANS
  • OF THE SKY BECAUSE, THIS MONTH, WE WILL WITNESS A SUPER BLOOD
  • WOLF MOON!
  • NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH MY GOTH DAD BAND OF THE SAME NAME.
  • WE PLAY SATURDAY AFTERNOONS AT THE MILFORD COMMUNITY CENTER, IF
  • ALAN'S WIFE DOESN'T NEED THE MINIVAN.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Jon: COME ON, ALAN!
  • >> Stephen: AND WHY IS THIS CALLED THE "SUPER BLOOD WOLF
  • MOON"?
  • IT'S "SUPER" BECAUSE IT'S AT ITS CLOSEST POINT IN ORBIT, WHICH
  • MAKES IT LOOK BIGGER.
  • IT'S A "BLOOD MOON" BECAUSE DIFFRACTING LIGHT TURNS IT RED.
  • AND NATIVE AMERICANS NAMED JANUARY'S MOON THE "WOLF MOON"
  • BECAUSE IN WINTER IT WOULD MAKE WOLVES HOWL.
  • AND NOT, AS I THOUGHT, BECAUSE IT IS WHEN WOLF BLITZER MUST
  • SLAKE HIS THIRST FOR THE BLOOD OF INNOCENTS.
  • THAT'S IN MARCH.
  • JAKE TAPPER, YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
  • MEANWHILE, GREAT NEWS FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE PROGRESS BECAUSE A NEW
  • SAUDI ARABIA LAW REQUIRES WOMEN TO BE NOTIFIED IF THEIR HUSBANDS
  • DIVORCE THEM TO END SECRET DIVORCES, WHERE SAUDI MEN END A
  • MARRIAGE WITHOUT TELLING THEIR WIVES.
  • A CUSTOM KNOWN TRADITIONALLY AS "GOING OUT FOR CIGARETTES."
  • ( LAUGHTER ) THE NEW LAW REQUIRES WOMEN TO BE
  • INFORMED OF THEIR DIVORCE BY TEXT MESSAGE.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) HOPEFULLY, A FULL SENTENCE, AND
  • NOT JUST ENGAGEMENT RING, POOP EMOJI.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, IN FINE ART AND CAT
  • NEWS, A B.B.C. ART EXPERT REVEALED THAT A RARE PAINTING
  • WAS DESTROYED BY HIS CAT.
  • YOU KNOW YOUR PAINTING'S BAD WHEN SOMEONE WHO LICKS THEIR OWN
  • ANUS FOR THREE HOURS A DAY DOESN'T LIKE IT.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) I MEAN, THE CAT, NOT THE
  • HISTORIAN.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) THE WORK IN QUESTION WAS A
  • PAINTING BY 17TH CENTURY PORTRAIT ARTIST JOHN MICHAEL
  • WRIGHT.
  • I ASSUME THE PORTRAIT THE CAT WENT AFTER WAS HIS DUCHESS OF
  • HAMPSTEAD WITH LASER POINTER.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) ACCORDING TO THE ART EXPERT, HE
  • WAS ACTUALLY WORKING ON RESTORING THE WORK OF ART WHEN
  • THE CAT LAUNCHED ITSELF AT THE PAINTING BEFORE RAKING ITS CLAWS
  • DOWN THE MIDDLE OF THE PORTRAIT TO LEAVE A LARGE GAPING HOLE.
  • THE CAT IS REPORTEDLY EXPRESSING ITS REMORSE BY DOING WHATEVER IT
  • WANTS, WHENEVER IT WANTS, AND SOMEHOW DEMANDING CUDDLES WHILE
  • ALSO NOT ALLOWING YOU TO TOUCH IT.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) MEANWHILE, IN PROPHYLACTIC NEWS,
  • DUREX IS RECALLING BATCHES OF ITS "REAL FEEL" CONDOMS.
  • DUREX ISSUED THE RECALL IN A STATEMENT, SAYING, "WE
  • APOLOGIZE.
  • EVERYONE KNOWS THAT CONDOMS CAN NEVER FEEL REAL.
  • NOTHIN' BEATS RAWDOGGIN'."
  • ( LAUGHTER ) MIGHT HAVE MADE THAT UP.
  • >> Jon: WOW.
  • >> Stephen: WE MIGHT HAVE MADE THAT UP, GENTLEMEN.
  • >> Jon: YEAH, I GUESS.
  • >> Stephen: TRUE OR NOT, WE MIGHT HAVE MADE IT UP.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) DUREX ASSURED CUSTOMERS THAT
  • ANYONE WHO BOUGHT THE RECALLED CONDOMS CAN "RETURN THEM TO THE
  • PLACE OF PURCHASE."
  • TO WHICH THE PLACE OF PURCHASE RESPONDED: "PLEASE DON'T."
  • ( LAUGHTER ) YEAH, I'M DONE WITH THESE.
  • YEAH, THESE DIDN'T WORK.
  • WILL YOU TAKE THIS ONE, TOO?
  • >> Jon: HE DON'T WANT 'EM!
  • HE DON'T WANT 'EM!
  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YOU KNOW, FOLKS,
  • SOMETIMES I GET SO FOCUSED ON THE SMALLER STORIES
  • IN "MEANWHILE," I LOSE SIGHT OF THE REALLY SMALL AND
  • AIRLINE-SPECIFIC NEWS STORIES, WHICH I LIKE TO COVER IN MY
  • REGULAR "MEANWHILE" SEGMENT-SEGMENT, "FLIGHT
  • ATTENTION."
  • ( BELL DING ) GOOD NEWS FOR PEOPLE WHOSE
  • FAVORITE RESTAURANT IS A FLIGHT CIRCLING OVER LAGUARDIA, UNITED
  • AIRLINES HAS RELEASED A COOKBOOK SO YOU CAN MAKE AIRLINE FOOD AT
  • HOME.
  • ( AUDIENCE REACTS ) IT'S THE PERFECT GIFT FOR THE
  • PERSON WHO HAS EVERYTHING AND IS ALSO SOMEONE YOU HATE.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) THE BOOK CONTAINS 40 RECIPES
  • THAT ARE SERVED IN UNITED'S BUSINESS CLASS.
  • FOR THE ECONOMY CLASS RECIPES, YOU'LL HAVE TO BUY THEIR OTHER
  • COOKBOOK, "PRETZELS OR COOKIES.
  • YOU GET ONE!" ( LAUGHTER )
  • NEXT ON "FLIGHT ATTENTION," AS OF JANUARY 1ST, ON FRONTIER
  • AIRLINES, YOUR FLIGHT ATTENDANT IS NOW ACCEPTING TIPS.
  • FINALLY, A SOLUTION FOR THE PROBLEM OF FLYING FRONTIER
  • AIRLINES AND HAVING NO WAY TO THANK THEM FOR THE AMAZING
  • SERVICE.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) AS PART OF THEIR NEW POLICY,
  • FRONTIER'S FLIGHT ATTENDANTS WON'T POOL THEIR GRATUITIES.
  • NOW IT'S EVERY MAN AND WOMAN FOR THEMSELVES.
  • WHICH IS ALSO WHAT IT SAYS IN THE FRONTIER SAFETY PAMPHLET.

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