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Video True Confessions with Keegan-Michael Key and Leslie Jones

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  • ♪♪
  • -[ Laughs ]
  • -But first, we're going to need another player,
  • and we found a great one.
  • From "Saturday Night Live,"
  • Emmy-nominated Leslie Jones!
  • [ Cheers and applause ]
  • -Whoa! [ Laughs ]
  • ♪♪
  • -[ Laughs ]
  • Coming in hot!
  • Coming in hot on that one.
  • Coming in hot.
  • -Zero to 60 in 2 seconds.
  • -There we go. Thank you for joining us.
  • Leslie, now, here's how the game works.
  • In front of each of us are two envelopes
  • containing confessions.
  • One of the envelopes is something
  • that actually happened to us in real life.
  • The other envelope is a lie. -Mm.
  • Once you read your confession, the two other players
  • have 60 seconds to interrogate you,
  • and then they each have to guess
  • whether you have been lying or telling the truth.
  • -Hmm. -Mm. Mm-hmm.
  • -I don't know if you'll be --
  • I-I think that you'll be bad at lying
  • 'cause I think you're a very honest person.
  • You're very -- -Yes, I am.
  • -Yeah. -But I lie a lot, too.
  • -[ Laughs ] I don't know if I -- I don't know if I believe it.
  • Not sure if I believe that. -I'm not sure if that's a lie...
  • -I know. Exactly. -...or truth.
  • [ Laughter ] -Already, the game is tricky.
  • Keegan, you'll go first.
  • Leslie, which envelope should Keegan open?
  • -I want him to open envelope 2.
  • -A-ha. Number 2.
  • -Number 2. -Number 2. Yeah.
  • -Oh, here we are. -What is the truth or lie?
  • -Let's see. Okay.
  • Oh. Mm-hmm.
  • -Okay. This could all be part of the -- the ruse.
  • -[ Clears throat ]
  • I got paid... -Uh-huh.
  • -...to dress as a caveman
  • for a singing telegram company.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -What year was this?
  • -I was just going to say that.
  • -That's not real coffee. Sorry.
  • -Whoo. What is that?
  • -I don't know what that is. It's colored water.
  • It's colored water. It's all prop.
  • It's all a prop. Don't drink.
  • And that's not a real cigarette.
  • What year was this?
  • -I'm sorry, Jimmy. What? What?
  • -This is Drano. This is Liquid Drano.
  • Yeah, don't drink -- Don't use the props.
  • -Whoo! -Are you okay?
  • -I'm okay. I'm all right. I'm back.
  • -Start the clock.
  • Let's restart the clock at 60 if we could.
  • -[ Sighs ]
  • -What year was this?
  • -Nine--
  • -Hmm. -Hmm.
  • -What do you mean, "nine"? -19.
  • -Like, it's going to be what, 1900?
  • -19 -- 19 --
  • -I knew it was 19-something. -19 what?
  • -1993?
  • -Okay. '93.
  • Are you in high school at this point?
  • ♪♪
  • [ Light laughter ]
  • -No. -Yeah, no.
  • -Were -- Were you at Mercy --
  • -University of Detroit?
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -Were you in Detroit?
  • -Yes, yes, I was. Yes, I was in Detroit.
  • I was in Detroit.
  • -Was you doing comedy at the time?
  • -I...was...n-not doing comedy
  • at the time, Ms. Jones, Detective Jones.
  • -No? Did your caveman have a name?
  • -Bamook-ook.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -That sounds so racist.
  • -Yeah, I know. Now, hey.
  • That is -- Did you -- Did you have to sing?
  • [ Buzzer ]
  • -Aw! -Whoo!
  • -Bamook-ook.
  • -I didn't get to ask no questions.
  • I would have guessed it.
  • -You would have guessed it right on.
  • -I think he's telling the truth.
  • [ Drumroll ]
  • -Struggling actor?
  • -Exactly.
  • -You take any gig you can.
  • I think you're telling the truth.
  • Yeah.
  • -Well...
  • the both of you [Chuckles]
  • are absolutely correct.
  • [ Cheers and applause ]
  • ♪♪
  • -You did? -I did.
  • -You got to take a gig.
  • Leslie, you're right. -She got it.
  • She didn't even have to ask a question.
  • -I know she has a couple of them.
  • -And I had to say racist stuff and everything,
  • and they still guessed it.
  • -I know. I know what's up.
  • -I love you having to do that.
  • Oh, I love that you did that. All right.
  • -I wish this was a joint.
  • -It's my turn. It's not. It's all props.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -This would be so much funner with a joint.
  • -All right.
  • -But you'd have to put 60 minutes on the clock.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • [ Scattered cheers and applause ]
  • -Which envelope should I open?
  • 1 or 2?
  • -Jimmy, you will open envelope number 1.
  • -Number 1. -Mm-hmm.
  • -Mm-hmm.
  • -Mm.
  • -[ Snorts ]
  • [ Laughter ]
  • I once rode on the back of a jet ski with Madonna.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -What year was this?
  • -That. Mm-hmm.
  • -2011.
  • -Oh, I know that's a lie because Madonna's like 75.
  • She ain't --
  • [ Laughter and applause ]
  • -No, that's not true.
  • -That's a lie.
  • Madonna not fittin' to get on no ski.
  • She not about to get on no ski jet at 75.
  • -Jet -- "Ski jet."
  • A jet ski.
  • -A jet ski.
  • -Ski jet, jet ski -- She's not getting on it.
  • -She ain't getting on it either way.
  • -She's 75. -All right.
  • -Let me a-- There's no insurance for that.
  • -Yeah, exactly. -Let me ask you a question.
  • What body of water... -Exactly.
  • -...were you on this jet ski with Madonna?
  • -We were in The Hamptons. It was the ocean.
  • -Okay, that's another lie
  • because Madonna don't go to The Hamptons.
  • -She does.
  • -I know this for sure. -Mm-hmm.
  • -Because she's a material girl.
  • [ Cheers and applause ] -What does that mean?
  • -They don't go to The Hamptons. -They don't go to The Hamptons.
  • -Okay.
  • -Now, listen, I'm the good cop.
  • You don't want anymore of this.
  • -Seven seconds. -Seven seconds.
  • Uh, did you hurt yourself during the trip?
  • -No, but we didn't talk at -- the whole --
  • [ Buzzer ]
  • -Oh. They didn't talk.
  • -They didn't talk. They didn't talk?
  • -That might be the truth, then,
  • because Madonna don't like white people.
  • -No, she does not like white people.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -She doesn't. -I mean, she won't even --
  • She won't even talk to half of me.
  • [ Laughter ] So, you know.
  • I'm tryin' to...
  • [ Cheers and applause ]
  • So, you know.
  • What do you think of this?
  • -I think he -- I think he lying.
  • -I think it's a lie, too. I'm going to go with her gut.
  • I'm going to say it's a lie.
  • -Of course it's a lie. I've never been on a jet ski.
  • ♪♪
  • How did you guess that?
  • Madonna -- I don't think Madonna would ever jet-ski.
  • -No, no. -I said she's 75!
  • -No, not because that.
  • I just think she's too cool to jet-ski.
  • She's like, "I don't do that. You do it."
  • -Nope. -Yeah, all right. I thought --
  • I thought I was going to need longer,
  • I'd get in to a whole fake story,
  • and then you bust me right off the top.
  • -That's because I know liars.
  • -Okay. All right. Here we go. All right.
  • -Especially if you are male.
  • [ Women cheer ]
  • [ Applause ]
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -Never -- Why would I ever lie about jet-skiing with Madonna?
  • Okay, here we go. Leslie, it's your turn.
  • I'll choose the envelope. I say...number 1!
  • -Yeah! Okay.
  • Let's see what's in number 1.
  • Um...okay.
  • Oh. Okay.
  • During the 2016 Olympics,
  • I got lost in Rio
  • and got a ride home from a man on a horse.
  • [ Laughter ]
  • -Now, let me ask a question.
  • -Yes, baby.
  • -Did you get a ride home...
  • all the way to New York City?
  • [ Laughter ]
  • And did the horse die halfway through,
  • and the man had to drive up
  • and piggyback you the rest of the way?
  • -There's no way this is a real question.
  • -That's a dumb-ass question.
  • -All right, now, look. Now, look.
  • Was the man a cop?
  • Was he a police -- Was he a police officer?
  • -Nope.
  • -It was a random guy -- Where -- Where were the Olympics again?
  • -First of all, we in Rio, dude. Okay?
  • -Yeah, so, you're in Brazil. There's a dude on a horse.
  • -There's dudes on mopeds, horses,
  • all kinds of stuff there.
  • -And how -- Why would you even think in your life
  • to get on a horse on the way home?
  • You couldn't get a ride somewhere?
  • -If you would have seen this dude...
  • -Was it Fabio or something?
  • -He was Fabio-ish.
  • -Was he -- Was he an athlete at the Games?
  • -No, but he was an athlete at the games.
  • -Oh!
  • [ Laughter ]
  • ♪♪
  • [ Buzzer ]
  • [ Drumroll ]
  • -That came out --
  • That came out too confidently. -Yeah, I agree.
  • -That came out too confidently. -Too confidently.
  • -That's true. This is true.
  • -That is true. -That is a true statement.
  • -This is absolutely a lie, fellas.
  • -Oh! -Oh, my gosh!
  • What?!
  • -That's not --
  • [ Cheers and applause ]
  • What?!
  • The best at playing the game! Leslie Jones!
  • [ Cheers and applause ]
  • Keegan-Michael Key!
  • We're talking to Leslie after the break.
  • Stick around, everybody.
  • You lie!

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Jimmy, Keegan-Michael Key and Leslie Jones play a game where they take turns confessing to a random fact before interrogating each other to determine who was telling the truth.

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