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Video Ali Wong on Her Famous Dress, Dirty Jokes & Keanu Reeves

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Ali Wong on Her Famous Dress, Dirty Jokes & Keanu Reeves
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  • HOW ARE YOU DOING?
  • >> GOOD.
  • >> Jimmy: VERY GOOD TO HAVE YOU
  • HERE.
  • >> IT'S SO NICE TO BE HERE.
  • >> Jimmy: I THINK MOST PEOPLE
  • PROBABLY KNOW YOU PRIMARILY FROM
  • YOUR COMEDY SPECIALS.
  • >> YES.
  • >> Jimmy: IN BOTH OF WHICH YOU
  • WERE PREGNANT.
  • >> I KNOW.
  • AND PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME, ARE
  • YOU GOING TO BE PREGNANT FOR
  • EVERY SINGLE STAND-UP SPECIAL?
  • I'M LIKE THAT'S NOT A
  • SUSTAINABLE CAREER STRATEGY.
  • WHAT, AM I GOING TO GET PREGNANT
  • LIKE EIGHT TIMES?
  • >> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW.
  • THAT'S UP TO YOU, I GUESS.
  • IT WOULD BE QUITE A HOOK.
  • >> NO.
  • NO MORE.
  • >> Jimmy: BY THE WAY, THESE ARE
  • PHOTOGRAPHS FROM THE SPECIALS.
  • AND THEY INSPIRE PEOPLE TO START
  • DRESSING UP LIKE YOU.
  • >> YES.
  • >> Jimmy: THESE ARE JUST RANDOM
  • PEOPLE FROM INSTAGRAM.
  • [ LAUGHTER ]
  • >> I KNOW.
  • IT'S SO CRAZY.
  • WHEN IT HAPPENED THAT FIRST
  • HALLOWEEN AND EVERYBODY DRESSED
  • UP IN THE STRIPED DRESS, AND IT
  • WAS CRAZY BECAUSE ALL OF THESE
  • WOMEN SAID TO ME, THANK YOU FOR
  • GIVING US ASIAN-AMERICAN WOMEN
  • FINALLY AN EASY HALLOWEEN
  • COSTUME.
  • [ LAUGHTER ]
  • THEY WERE LIKE IT'S SO NICE TO
  • BE ABLE TO -- LOOK, OLIVIA MUNN.
  • >> Jimmy: OLIVIA MUNN DRESSING
  • AS YOU.
  • >> THEY WERE LIKE IT'S SO NICE
  • TO BE ABLE TO NOT WEAR A WIG,
  • NOT HAVE TO BUY A WIG AND JUST
  • WEAR A STRIPED DRESS FROM MY
  • CLOSET AND SHOVE A PILLOW UP
  • THERE.
  • SO REALLY THEY'RE THANKING ME
  • FOR GIVING THEM A CHEAP COSTUME.
  • WHICH IS SUCH AN ASIAN THING TO
  • BE GRATEFUL FOR.
  • [ LAUGHTER ]
  • BUT YEAH, I THINK THAT'S ONE OF
  • THE LIKE -- I HATE TALKING ABOUT
  • REPRESENTATION BECAUSE I GET
  • ASKED ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME AND
  • DIVERSITY.
  • BUT I HAVE TO SAY THAT FOR ME I
  • THINK THOSE COSTUMES WERE KIND
  • OF LIKE A VERY UNEXPECTED
  • DELIGHTFUL BENEFIT OF
  • REPRESENTATION.
  • >> Jimmy: YEAH.
  • >> BECAUSE HALLOWEEN IS ONE OF
  • THOSE HOLIDAYS THAT'S SO LIKE
  • JOYOUS BUT IT CAN BE REALLY
  • STRESSFUL.
  • YOU KNOW, FOR LITTLE KIDS
  • BECAUSE THEY'RE LIKE I HAVE TO
  • GET A WIG BECAUSE I NEED TO BE
  • POISON IVY.
  • BUT LIKE FOR THEM THEY WERE LIKE
  • THIS IS SO NICE TO JUST --
  • >> Jimmy: I WAS A WOLFMAN EVERY
  • YEAR.
  • BECAUSE I NEVER HAD A COSTUME.
  • AND I PUT --
  • >> YOU FELT REPRESENTED.
  • REPRESENTATION MATTERS.
  • >> Jimmy: FINALLY WOLFMEN HAVE
  • BEEN REPRESENTED.
  • SO WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT DRESS,
  • THAT --
  • >> I STILL HAVE IT.
  • BUT THE SMITHSONIAN ACTUALLY
  • ASKED ME TO DONATE IT.
  • TO THE NATIONAL MUSEUM OF
  • AMERICAN HISTORY.
  • >> Jimmy: FOR REAL?
  • >> FOR REAL REAL.
  • YEAH.
  • >> Jimmy: AND YOU GAVE IT TO
  • THEM, RIGHT?
  • >> I SAID NO.
  • [ LAUGHTER ]
  • >> Jimmy: WHAT?
  • ARCHIE BUNKER -- FONZIE'S JACKET
  • IS THERE 37.
  • >> THE DOROTHY RED SHOES ARE
  • THERE.
  • AND I SAID NO.
  • BECAUSE THAT DRESS IS
  • DISCONTINUED AND I WANTED TO
  • SAVE IT FOR MY DAUGHTER.
  • BUT THEN I HAD TWO.
  • AND THERE'S ONLY ONE OF THE
  • DRESS.
  • AND I WAS LIKE I DON'T WANT THEM
  • TO FIGHT OVER THE DRESS.
  • AND IT WOULD BE AN HONOR TO HAVE
  • THAT DRESS BE AT THAT MUSEUM.
  • >> Jimmy: YEAH.
  • SO IS THE DRESS NOW THERE?
  • >> NO.
  • I HAVE TO -- I HAVE TO GIVE IT
  • TO THEM.
  • AND THEN THEY ALSO HAVE TO WASH
  • IT BECAUSE THERE'S ALL THIS
  • PROBABLY LIKE PREGNANT JUICE ON
  • IT.
  • [ LAUGHTER ]
  • THAT JUICE WAS LIKE $8 FROM H &
  • M.
  • IT'S SO CRAZY.
  • >> Jimmy: WELL, YOU CAN BUY THEM
  • NOW AT PARTY CITY IT SOUNDS
  • LIKE.
  • >> YEAH.
  • >> Jimmy: WELL, THAT'S QUITE AN
  • HONOR TO HAVE SOMETHING YOU WORE
  • IN THE SMITHSONIAN.
  • >> IT IS.
  • YOU KNOW, AND I THINK ABOUT --
  • WHEN THEY ASKED ME AND I DECIDED
  • TO GIVE IT TO THEM, I THINK A
  • LOT ABT MY DAD BECAUSE HE --
  • YOU KNOW, HE GREW UP IN THIS
  • ONE-BEDROOM APARTMENT IN
  • CHINATOWN WITH NO RUNNING WATER.
  • AND HE WORKED HIS ASS OFF TO
  • STUDY AND BECOME THIS
  • ANESTHESIOLOGIST TO PROVIDE THE
  • BEST LIFE POSSIBLE FOR ME AND MY
  • SIBLINGS.
  • AND EVEN WHEN I WAS STRUGGLING,
  • HE WAS SO SUPPORTIVE.
  • HE WOULD COME TO MY [ BLEEP ] --
  • OH.
  • >> Jimmy: IT'S OKAY.
  • >> HE WOULD COME TO MY NOT SO
  • WELL-ATTENDED SHOWS.
  • [ LAUGHTER ]
  • AND WHEN I -- I'D ANNOUNCE OH,
  • MY DAD IS HERE, EVERYBODY.
  • AFTER I DID A REALLY FILTHY
  • JOKE.
  • IT WAS ALWAYS REALLY GOOD TO SAY
  • AND MY DAD IS HERE.
  • AND THEN HE WOULD STAND UP AND
  • HE WOULD GO LIKE THIS.
  • AS IF HE HAD JUST WON THE INDY
  • 500 OR LIKE CONQUERED MOUNT
  • EVEREST.
  • >> Jimmy: AND HE DIDN'T MIND THE
  • DIRTY JOKES?
  • THAT WAS NOT SOMETHING THAT
  • BOTHERED HIM?
  • >> NO, NOT AT ALL.
  • HE WAS LIKE SUPER DIRTY HIMSELF.
  • THAT'S WHERE I GOT IT.
  • >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT
  • IN AN ANESTHESIOLOGIST.
  • [ LAUGHTER ]
  • >> AND THEN WHEN HE DIED I WAS
  • STILL STRUGGLING.
  • AND I THINK ABOUT LIKE, YOU
  • KNOW, HIM SEEING THAT COSTUME AT
  • THE SMITHSONIAN.
  • HE WOULD PROBABLY BE OUTSIDE OF
  • THAT MUSEUM EVERY DAY JUST BEING
  • LIKE --
  • >> Jimmy: WAVING PEOPLE IN.
  • THAT'S PRETTY GREAT.
  • WHAT A GREAT THING TO THINK
  • ABOUT.
  • AND IT WOULD BE NICE IF YOU DID
  • SEND THAT TO THEM ALSO.
  • >> OH, YEAH.
  • I SHOULD --
  • >> Jimmy: YOU PROBABLY SHOULD
  • SEND THAT.
  • [ LAUGHTER ]
  • WE MENTIONED YOU DID SOME RISQUE
  • MATERIAL.
  • WAS YOUR ACT ALWAYS LIKE THAT
  • FROM THE VERY BEGINNING?
  • >> OH, MY GOD.
  • IT WAS EVEN DIRTIER BACK IN THE
  • DAY.
  • ONE OF MY PIFIRST JOKES -- THISS
  • NOT THAT DIRTY.
  • BUT I THINK ONE MIFF FIRST OF M
  • JOKES I WAS REALLY PROUD OF WAS
  • YOU EVER MIX UP THE TOOTHPASTE
  • WITH THE KY JELLY AND WAKE UP
  • WITH AN EXTRA WHITE BUTTHOLE?
  • THAT WAS ONE OF MY FIRST JOKES.
  • [ LAUGHTER ]
  • >> Jimmy: THAT'S WHEN DAD WOULD
  • STAND UP?
  • >> THAT'S RIGHT.
  • HE WOULD STAND UP.
  • [ APPLAUSE ]
  • AND THEN MY CLOSER WOULD BE I
  • WOULD LIKE MOON THE AUDIENCE.
  • AND IT WAS LIKE A REALLY BAD
  • JOKE BUT IT WAS BASICALLY AN
  • EXCUSE TO SHOW THE AUDIENCE LIKE
  • MY GAPING BUTTHOLE.
  • I WAS REALLY OBSESSED WITH
  • BUTTHOLE JOKES.
  • STILL AM.
  • BUT THEY'RE BETTER NOW.
  • AND IT WAS CRAZY BECAUSE ONE OF
  • THE FIRST PAYING GIGS I EVER GOT
  • WAS FOR A WEDDING.
  • IT WAS THIS ASIAN-AMERICAN GIRL
  • FROM SAN FRANCISCO.
  • I HAD BUILT THIS MASMALL CULT
  • FOLLOWING IN SAN FRANCISCO.
  • AND THIS IESHZN-AMERICAN GIRL
  • INTERESTED ME TO PERFORM AT HER
  • WEDDING.
  • AND SHE WAS GETTING MARRIED TO
  • THIS FAMILY WHO THOUGHT SHE WAS
  • VERY DEMURE, WHO ASSUMED SHE WAS
  • VERY DEMURE AND PASSIVE AND
  • SWEET BECAUSE SHE WAS ASIAN.
  • AND THEN SHE BASICALLY LIKE USED
  • ME TO SHOW THEM THAT ASIAN WOMEN
  • AREN'T PASSIVE OR DEMURE.
  • AND THEN THE GRANDMOTHER WAS --
  • I'M DOING MY KY JELLY JOKES
  • WHILE THEY'RE EATING THEIR
  • CHICKEN BREAST.
  • AND THE GRANDMA, HER
  • GRANDMOTHER-IN-LAW WAS
  • MORTIFIED.
  • >> Jimmy: DID SHE SPEAK TO YOU,
  • THE GRANDMOTHER?
  • >> OH, SHE DID.
  • SHE TOLD ME THAT -- SHE WAS LIKE
  • YOU COMPLETELY CHEAPENED THE
  • WEDDING.
  • AND THEN I COLLECTED MY $50 AND
  • LEFT.
  • [ APPLAUSE ]
  • >> Jimmy: WELL, THAT'S PROBABLY
  • WHY PEOPLE DON'T HIRE COMEDIANS
  • AT WEDDINGS.
  • >> YEAH.
  • >> Jimmy: SO THIS MOVIE "ALWAYS
  • BE MY MAYBE," THIS IS A MOVIE
  • YOU CO-WROTE AND CO-STAR IN WITH
  • RANDALL PARK.
  • >> YES.
  • A DEAR OLD FRIEND.
  • >> Jimmy: YOUR DEAR OLD FRIEND.
  • AND WHO YOU WORKED WITH ON --
  • >> "FRESH OFF THE BOAT."
  • I WROTE "FRESH OFF THE BOAT" FOR
  • THREE SEASONS.
  • >> Jimmy: THAT'S PRETTY GREAT TO
  • START WITH.
  • WAS IT GREAT TO HAVE THAT KIND
  • OF RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM?
  • >> I GUESS BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN
  • WORKING TOGETHER FOR SO LONG I
  • THINK THOSE SCENES -- THOSE
  • SCENES WHERE WE MAKE OUT, IT'S
  • LIKE -- YEAH, WE HAD TO HAVE A
  • LOT OF TALKS ABOUT IT.
  • >> Jimmy: YEAH, YOU DID.
  • >> AND WE COMMIT -- IF YOU WATCH
  • THE MOVIE, WE COMMITTED TO IT.
  • >> Jimmy: YOU DID COMMIT TO IT.
  • >> YEAH.
  • AND WHAT I SAY BY COMMITTING TO
  • IT, YOU SEE HIS TONGUE GO IN MY
  • MOUTH.
  • REALLY.
  • >> Jimmy: WAS THAT SPECIFICALLY
  • DISCUSSED BEFOREHAND?
  • >> NO.
  • >> Jimmy: WHETHER IT WOULD GO IN
  • OR NOT.
  • [ LAUGHTER ]
  • BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE REALLY THE
  • ONLY QUESTION, IS LIKE YOU
  • GOT -- YOU SEE THAT IT'S IN THE
  • SCENE.
  • >> I HAVE TO SAY I HAVEN'T --
  • ONE OF THE THINGS HE SAID TO ME
  • BEFOREHAND, I WAS LIKE, OKAY,
  • ARE THERE ANY LIKE BOUNDARIES OR
  • WHATEVER?
  • HE WAS LIKE JUST NO PULLING OUT
  • PARTS.
  • I WAS LIKE, WHAT?
  • YOU THINK -- I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR
  • LIKE 16 YEARS.
  • YOU THINK I'M -- THIS IS A PG-13
  • MOVIE.
  • YOU THINK I'M GOING TO REACH MY
  • HAND IN THERE IN FRONT OF THE
  • WHOLE CREW AND GRAB THE D OUT IN
  • FRONT OF EVERYBODY?
  • COME ON NOW.
  • YEAH.
  • >> Jimmy: MAYBE HE JUST WANTED
  • TO MAKE SURE.
  • AND KEANU REEVES IS AN
  • UNBELIEVABLY FUNNY CAMEO --
  • WELL, NOT CAMEO.
  • MORE THAN A CAMEO.
  • >> OH, MY GOD.
  • I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID IT.
  • AND WE DIDN'T KNOW IF HE WAS
  • GOING TO SHOW UP TO THE
  • PREMIERE.
  • >> Jimmy: DID YOU HAVE OTHER
  • IDEAS OF PEOPLE IN CASE --
  • >> OF COURSE WE DID.
  • >> Jimmy: BUT HE DID SHOW UP TO
  • THE PREMIERE.
  • >> HE SHOWED UP.
  • WELL, FIRST OF ALL, HE SAID YES
  • TO THE MOVIE, WHICH IS STILL
  • CRAZY AND I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
  • AND THEN YEAH, HE SHOWED UP TO
  • THE PREMIERE.
  • AND HE HADN'T SEEN ANY OF THE
  • OTHER SCENES IN THE MOVIE.
  • BECAUSE HE SHOT WITH US FOR FOUR
  • DAYS.
  • HE ONLY SHOT THOSE SCENES.
  • AND HE HADN'T SEEN ANY FOOTAGE
  • OF THE MOVIE.
  • SO WE DIDN'T KNOW HOW HE WAS
  • GOING TO REACT.
  • AND HE HAPPENED TO BE SITTING
  • RIGHT BEHIND ME DURING THE
  • MOVIE.
  • AND THE WHOLE TIME I COULD HEAR
  • HIM GO HA, HA!
  • HA!
  • HA, HA, HA, HA!
  • HA HA!
  • THAT SOUNDS DISINGENUINE.
  • BUT IF YOU SPEND TIME WITH KEANU
  • THAT'S A LAUGH.
  • >> Jimmy: THAT'S UPROARIOUS FOR
  • KEANU.
  • WELL, CONGRATULATIONS ON ALL OF
  • THIS.
  • THE MOVIE IS CALLED "ALWAYS BE
  • MY MAYBE V MAYBE

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Ali talks about her stand-up specials during her pregnancies, the Smithsonian wanting her famous dress, her incredibly supportive dad, telling dirty jokes, her wedding performance that did not go over well, and Keanu Reeves' being in her Netflix film Always Be My Maybe.

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