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  • DO-DA.
  • DO-DA.
  • WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO "THE LATE SHOW."
  • I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.
  • IT'S A GOOD FEELING.
  • IT'S A GOOD FEELING.
  • LAST NIGHT, PRESIDENT TRUMP WAS IN ORLANDO, FLORIDA, TO
  • OFFICIALLY RELAUNCH THE CAMPAIGN HE HAS NEVER STOPPED.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND FOR THOSE OF YOU-- FOR THOSE
  • OF YOU WHO ARE HOPING THAT NOW THAT HE'S PRESIDENT, HIS TONE
  • WOULD CHANGE, LAST NIGHT WAS A SWIFT KICK IN THE OLD
  • HOPEY-CHANGEY.
  • RIGHT IN THE OLD CHANGE PURSE.
  • JIM, LET'S GO TO THE HIGHLIGHTS.
  • >> OUR RADICAL DEMOCRAT OPPONENTS ARE DRIVEN BY HATRED,
  • PREJUDICE, AND RAGE.
  • DEMOCRATS WANT TO SPLINTER US INTO FACTIONS AND TRIBES.
  • THEY WANT US DIVIDED.
  • >> Stephen: YES, DEMOCRATS WANT TO DIVIDE AMERICANS INTO TRIBES
  • THAT CAN'T STAND EACH OTHER, SAYS THE MAN SPEAKING TO AN
  • ANGRY MOB ALL WEARING THE SAME HAT.
  • (AS TRUMP) "WE WILL NOT BECOME AN ANGRY
  • TRIBE.
  • NOW, EVERYBODY CHANT: MAGA, MAGA, KAG, KAG, MAGA, MAGA, KAG,
  • KAG, FAKE NEWS!" TRUMP-- TRUMP WAS--
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) NOT GOING TO RUSK YOU.
  • WE HAVE NO TIMETABLE FOR OUR LOVE.
  • TRUMP WAS CLEAR ABOUT WHY HE WAS SO ANGRY AT THE DEMOCRATS.
  • >> WE WENT THROUGH THE GREATEST WITCH HUNT IN POLITICAL HISTORY.
  • THEY WENT AFTER MY FAMILY, MY BUSINESS, MY FINANCES, MY
  • EMPLOYEES, ALMOST EVERYONE THAT I'VE EVER KNOWN OR WORKED WITH.
  • BUT THEY ARE REALLY GOING AFTER YOU.
  • THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.
  • IT'S NOT ABOUT US.
  • IT'S ABOUT YOU.
  • >> Stephen: (AS TRUMP) "THEY'RE REALLY INVESTIGATING
  • YOU.
  • AND-- AND, FRANKLY, FOLKS, I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU, BECAUSE
  • THERE'S SOME BAD STUFF YOU DID THAT THEY HAVEN'T
  • EVEN FOUND OUT ABOUT YET.
  • AND IT'S NOT-- IT'S YOU.
  • IT'S NOT ME IT'S YOU.
  • AND IF ANYBODY ASKS, YOU DID IT, NOT ME.
  • GOT THAT?
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND IT'S NOT JUST YOU, THEY'RE
  • ALSO COMING AFTER YOU, JUNIOR, OKAY."
  • THEN TRUMP CONTRASTED THE DARK PRESENT WITH AN EVEN DARKER
  • FUTURE.
  • >> IMAGINE IF WE HAD A DEMOCRAT PRESIDENT AND A DEMOCRAT
  • CONGRESS IN 2020.
  • ( BOOS ) THEY WOULD SHUT DOWN YOUR FREE
  • SPEECH, USE THE POWER OF THE LAW TO PUNISH THEIR OPPONENTS, WHICH
  • THEY ARE TRYING TO DO NOW ANYWAY.
  • >> Stephen: OKAY, I DON'T NECESSARILY AGREE THAT THAT'S
  • WHAT THE DEMOCRATS WOULD DO IF THEY GOT INTO POWER.
  • BUT AT LEAST HE CLEARLY UNDERSTANDS THAT USING THE POWER
  • OF YOUR OFFICE TO PROSECUTE YOUR POLITICAL ENEMIES IS WRONG.
  • >> CROOKED HILLARY CLINTON.
  • >> LOCK HER UP!
  • LOCK HER UP!
  • >> WE NOW HAVE A GREAT ATTORNEY GENERAL.
  • LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: YOU KNOW, FOR ALL
  • HIS BAD ENVIRONMENTAL POLICIES, TRUMP IS VERY COMMITTED TO
  • RECYCLING HIS GARBAGE.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
  • THEN-- THEN-- THEN TRUMP BROUGHT UP HIS OWN
  • EMAILS.
  • >> CAN YOU IMAGINE IF I GOT A SUBPOENA?
  • THINK OF THIS: IF I GOT A SUBPOENA FOR EMAILS, IF I
  • DELETED ONE EMAIL, LIKE A LOVE NOTE TO MELANIA.
  • >> Stephen: OH, A LOT OF HIS EMAILS ARE LOVE NOTES TO
  • MELANIA.
  • IN FACT, WE HAVE ONE RIGHT HERE FROM A FEW YEARS AGO:
  • (AS TRUMP) "DEAR MELANIE, ROSES ARE RED,
  • VIOLETS ARE BLUE.
  • CONGRATS ON OUR BABY.
  • I'M CHEATING ON YOU."
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) TRUMP DID MAKE ONE NEW CAMPAIGN
  • PROMISE, AND IT'S A BIGGIE.
  • >> WE WILL COME UP WITH THE CURES TO MANY, MANY PROBLEMS
  • TO MANY, MANY DISEASES, INCLUDING CANCER.
  • >> Stephen: WAIT A SECOND, CURING CANCER IS ALREADY BIDEN'S
  • THING.
  • YOU CAN'T JUST STEAL DEMOCRATIC PLATFORMS.
  • (AS TRUMP) "IF RE-ELECTED, I WILL CURE
  • CANCER.
  • AND I KNOW I'M JUST A SMALL-TOWN MAYOR FROM INDIANA, BUT THE TOP
  • 1% CONTROL 90% OF THE WEALTH.
  • I SHOVELED SNOW IN NEWARK.
  • I AM ELISABETH WARREN.
  • GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY!
  • I AM-- I AM--" ( APPLAUSE )
  • THEN TRUMP INVITED THE CROWD TO ANOTHER BIG EVENT IN A COUPLE
  • WEEKS.
  • >> BY THE WAY, ON JULY FOURTH, IN WASHINGTON, D.C., COME ON
  • DOWN.
  • WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A BIG DAY.
  • BRING YOUR FLAGS.
  • BRING THOSE FLAGS.
  • >> Stephen: NO!
  • DON'T BRING YOUR FLAGS!
  • WE KNOW WHAT HE DOES TO FLAGS.
  • (AS TRUMP) "YEAH, BRING OLD GLORY WITH YOU.
  • BRING OLD GLORY.
  • AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, MAYBE A COUPLE OF YOUNGER GLORIES, TOO,
  • OKAY.
  • MAYBE YOUR FLAG HAS A YOUNGER SISTER."
  • THEN TRUMP GOT DOWN TO BUSINESS AND TESTED OUT SOME SLOGAN
  • IDEAS.
  • >> WE HAVE TO COME UP WITH A THEME FOR THE NEW CAMPAIGN,
  • RIGHT.
  • IS IT GOING TO BE "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN," WHICH IS PROBABLY
  • AND POSSIBLY THE GREATEST THEME IN THE HISTORY OF POLITICS, I
  • THINK.
  • >> Stephen: THE GREATEST?
  • I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
  • WHAT ABOUT REAGAN'S "IT'S MORNING AGAIN IN AMERICA"; OR
  • OBAMA'S "YES, WE CAN;" OR WILLIAM HOWARD TAFT'S "AMERICA:
  • IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER!" ( LAUGHTER )
  • THEN-- HE'S KNOWN FOR HIS APPETITE.
  • THEN-- ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
  • OH, HI, JON.
  • NICE TO SEE YOU.
  • >> Jon: HELLO "N."
  • >> Stephen: THEN TRUMP FLOAT A NEW OPTION TO HIS AUDIENCE.
  • >> NOW I'M SAYING, WHAT DO WE USE AS OUR THEME, AS OUR
  • STATEMENT?
  • SO, I'M GOING TO ASK YOU TO VOTE ON IT.
  • READY?
  • "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN."
  • ( SOME CHEERS ) NOT BAD, NOT BAD!
  • IF I WOULD HAVE SAID THAT, THREE YEARS AGO, WOULDN'T BE A
  • CONTEST, RIGHT?
  • YOU READY?
  • "KEEP AMERICA GREAT."
  • ( CHEERS ) >> Stephen: GETTING AN
  • AUDIENCE TO VOTE FOR YOU IS SO CHEAP.
  • THE SECOND THING ALWAYS GETS MORE APPLAUSE.
  • WATCH THIS.
  • HEY, EVERYONE CLAP IF YOU LIKE VANILLA.
  • ( APPLAUSE ) OKAY, NOT BAD.
  • NOT BAD.
  • NOW, CLAP IF YOU LIKE ULCERATIVE COLITIS!
  • ( CROWD GOES WILD ) OKAY.
  • "SORRY, BEN & JERRYS, I HAVE A NEW FLAVOR FOR YOU."
  • THEN TRUMP BROUGHT IT HOME.
  • >> AND TOGETHER, WE WILL MAKE AMERICA WEALTHY AGAIN.
  • WE WILL MAKE AMERICA STRONG AGAIN.
  • WE WILL MAKE AMERICA SAFE AGAIN.
  • AND WE WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.
  • >> Stephen: NO, THEY JUST CHOSE "KEEP AMERICA GREAT."
  • JUST SECONDS BEFORE!
  • THEY CHOSE "KEEP AMERICA GREAT."
  • FOR ONCE-- ( APPLAUSE )
  • FOR ONCE-- FOR PETE'S SAKE, FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, CARE ABOUT
  • THE POPULAR VOTE!
  • ( LAUGHTER ) NOW, NOW--
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IN THE RUN-UP TO THIS THING,
  • TRUMP AND HIS FOLKS KEPT SAYING THAT THIS THING WAS
  • OVERSOLD.
  • SOMETHING LIKE 100,000 TICKETS OR 120,000-- SOMETHING LIKE
  • THAT-- FOR ONLY 25,000 SEATS IN THE ARENA.
  • THAT'S WHY THEY SAID THEY HAD TO HAVE THAT "45 FEST" OUT IN THE
  • PARKING LOT FOR THE OVERFLOW CROWD OF 75,000 PEOPLE WHO
  • COULDN'T GET IN.
  • THAT IS IMPRESSIVE.
  • THAT IS ALSO A LIE.
  • AND I KNOW THAT'S A LIE, BECAUSE WE SENT A
  • CAMERA CREW DOWN THERE, WITH JIM ANCHORTON AND JILL NEWSLADY
  • FROM "REAL NEWS TONIGHT," AND THIS IS FOOTAGE THEY BROUGHT
  • BACK FROM OUTSIDE DURING THE SPEECH OF THAT SUPPOSED OVERFLOW
  • CROWD.
  • AND, IT'S NO ONE.
  • JUST GARBAGE AND ABANDONED LAWN FURNITURE.
  • AND THAT WAS RIGHT BEFORE THE RALLY STARTED.
  • YOU CAN SEE THE RALLY ON THE SCREEN IN THE BACKGROUND RIGHT
  • THERE.
  • THERE IT IS, FOR THE CROWD THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING THE
  • SCREEN THAT IS NOT THERE.
  • BUT MAYBE THEY WENT HOME WITHOUT ANY OF THEIR CHAIRS BECAUSE THEY
  • COULDN'T GET INTO THAT SOLD-OUT ARENA.
  • AGAIN, NO.
  • BECAUSE OUR TEAM GOT THEIR PRESS CREDENTIALS DENIED AT THE LAST
  • MINUTE-- AND THIS IS TRUE-- SO THEY JUST WENT
  • ONLINE AND GOT TICKETS AND WALKED IN.
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THEY JUST WALKED IN TO TAKE ANY
  • ONE OF THE MANY, MANY EMPTY SEATS IN THE ARENA.
  • WOW, I KNEW TRUMP'S VOTERS WERE OLD.
  • I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE GHOSTS.
  • DON'T GET ME WRONG.
  • HE HAD MAYBE 20,000 PEOPLE THERE.
  • THAT'S A NICE CROWD BUT IT WASN'T SOLD OUT.
  • STILL, IT'S THE PERFECT RELAUNCH OF TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN, BECAUSE IT
  • FULFILLS HIS CORE CAMPAIGN PROMISE:
  • ( AS TRUMP ) "I WILL LIE TO YOU ABOUT
  • ANYTHING."
  • JOIN US TOMORROW FOR MORE FROM JILL NEWSLADY AND JIM
  • ANCHORTON'S DRAMATIC REPORT FROM THE MOUTH OF MADNESS,
  • BECAUSE THE RALLY GOT UGLY.
  • ACTUALLY, IT STARTED UGLY.
  • EVEN THE PRAYER WAS UGLY.
  • IT WAS DELIVERED BY TRUMP SPIRITUAL ADVISER AND ANACONDA
  • ABOUT TO SWALLOW A MICROPHONE, PAULA WHITE.
  • >> RIGHT NOW, LET EVERY DEMONIC NETWORK THAT HAS ALIGNED ITSELF
  • AGAINST THE PURPOSE, AGAINST THE CALLING OF PRESIDENT TRUMP, LET
  • IT BE BROKEN, LET IT BE TORN DOWN, IN THE NAME OF JESUS.
  • >> Stephen: TO WHICH JESUS RESPONDED, "OKAY, BUT EVERY
  • NETWORK?
  • I REALLY LIKE ANDERSON COOPER!" ( LAUGHTER )
  • ( APPLAUSE ) I GOT TO IMAGINE-- HE LOVES HIM.
  • >> Jon: I'LL BET HE LOVES US ALL!
  • HE LOVES US ALL!
  • >> Stephen: I GOT TO SAY, CALLING ON GOD TO DESTROY THE
  • MEDIA IS PRETTY BOLD.
  • AND THAT IS WHY-- >> STEPHEN, STOP!
  • >> Stephen: DONALD TRUMP'S SPIRITUAL ADVISOR, PAULA WHITE?
  • WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
  • >> I HAVE COME TO CLEANSE THIS DEMONIC NETWORK IN THE NAME OF
  • THE FATHER, THE JUNIOR, AND THE IVANKA!
  • >> Stephen: OKAY, BUT, LISTEN, MA'AM, JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE DON'T
  • AGREE WITH THE PRESIDENT DOESN'T MEAN THEY ARE POSSESSED BY
  • DEMONS.
  • >> IS EXACTLY WHAT A DEMON WOULD SAY.
  • THIS NETWORK IS RIDDLED WITH SIN.
  • "SEAL TEAM" IS BURIED ON WEDNESDAYS!
  • IT DESERVES THURSDAYS AT 9:00.
  • YOU CANCELLED "2 BROKE GIRLS" AFTER ONLY SIX SEASONS.
  • AND WHY IS "STAR TREK: PICARD" RELEGATED TO "CBS ALL ACCESS"?
  • GOD WANTS PATRICK STEWART ON PRIME TIME!
  • >> Stephen: PAULA WHITE, EVERYBODY!
  • >> I LOVE BEING ON TV!
  • >> Stephen: WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.
  • ICE CUBE IS HERE.
  • BUT WHEN WE RETURN, HOPE HICKS ON CAPITOL HILL.
  • STICK AROUND.

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Donald Trump claimed that massive crowds of people would be watching his Orlando rally from outside Amway Arena. Well, Stephen sent a camera crew.

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