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  • [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >>> HELLO, SAN DIEGO PUBLIC
  • LIBRARY. WE ARE SO EXCITED WE HAVE A
  • SPECIAL GUEST TO READ BOOKS TO YOU.
  • >> HE'S SO GENEROUS TO DONATE HIS TIME.
  • WE DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE HAS PLANNED, BUT HE'S GOING TO
  • TEACH YOU ALL ABOUT READING. PLEASE WELCOME RuPAUL.
  • [ APPLAUSE ] >> HELLO, HELLO, HELLO.
  • I'M SO GLAD TO BE HERE. READING IS SO IMPORTANT.
  • I EVEN BROUGHT EVERYONE READING GLASSES.
  • >> WOW! FUN.
  • >> NOW, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO READ, THEN YOU TRY.
  • >> WHAT'S YOUR NAME? >> HER NAME IS KAITLYN.
  • >> CAN SHE READ? >> SHE'S STARTING TO, YES.
  • >> KAITLYN, SWEETIE, I BET YOU HAVE A PLENTY OF WASHED UP BASIC
  • LITTLE FRIENDS THAT YOU CAN'T WAIT TO READ HER FILTH, ISN'T
  • THAT RIGHT? >> WHAT?
  • >> WELL, NOW, THIS IS A TIME WHERE I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS
  • HAPPENING. SO, RU, HERE'S SOME BOOKS THAT
  • YOU CAN USE. >> OH, READ THE BOOKS?
  • OKAY, SURE. ALL RIGHT.
  • THE LIBRARY IS OPEN. FIRST UP, ELOISE BY
  • KAY THOMPSON. ELOISE, YOU NEED TO CALL THE
  • FRONT DESK AND GET A HOT OIL TREATMENT FOR THAT BROOM ON YOUR
  • HEAD. VICTORIA'S SECRET CALLED, THEY
  • WANT THEIR WALLPAPER BACK. AND WHAT IS SHE DOING, POPPING A
  • FART? GOT THAT LEG ALL CRANKED OUT.
  • ALL NASTY. GIRL, PLEASE.
  • [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] >> OKAY, NEXT UP, WE'VE GOT
  • MADELINE, BY LUDWIG BEETHOVEN. MISS MADELINE, I HAVE BAD NEWS,
  • THE EIFFEL TOWER IS NOT IN THE WOODS.
  • YOU BETTER DRAW FRIENDS RIGHT, BITCH.
  • SOMEBODY'S TRYING TO ACT LIKE THEY'VE BEEN TO PARIS.
  • BUT YOU'VE NEVER BEEN THERE, GIRL.
  • >> WHAT IS HE DOING? >> NEXT IS THE SECRET OF THE OLD
  • CLOCK. HONEY I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THE
  • SECRET IS. SHE'S OUT THERE DOING IT
  • HERSELF. SOMEBODY FOUND HER AND SHE JUST
  • GRABBED SOME RANDOM CART LIKE SHE WAS FIXING IT.
  • GOOD GOD, GIRL, GET A GRIP. YOU CRAZY.
  • >> OKAY, LET'S PAUSE FOR A SECOND.
  • I THINK PEOPLE MIGHT BE A LITTLE CONFUSED.
  • >> WELL, I'M READING THESE BOOKS FOR THE GIRLS.
  • >> OKAY, I BELIEVE READING IS LIKE PERSONAL INSULTS.
  • >> READING IS LIKE THROWING SHADE.
  • AN INSULT WRAPPED INSIDE WORD PLAY.
  • READING IS FUNDAMENTAL. >> OKAY.
  • I'M SO SORRY, WHEN YOU PUT IT LIKE THAT, GO AHEAD.
  • >> THANK YOU. HA
  • GIRL, KBOOI. NEXT.
  • THIS GIRL IS SHAPED LIKE A BMW. BODY MADE WRONG.
  • AND WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR FOUNDATION, WHY YOU LOOK SO
  • ORANGE. AND YOUR BODY IS GREEN, GIRL.
  • POP OFF. OH, BEAR GOT SOME BUSTED
  • OVERALLS. SHE THINKS SHE'S BOHO LIKE
  • ZOOEY DESCHANEL. YOU AIN'T BOHO, YOU BROKE HOE.
  • BE GONE. >> THIS ISN'T VERY EDUCATIONAL.
  • SHOULD WE LEAVE? >> ABSOLUTELY NOT, THIS IS THE
  • MOST FUN I'VE HAD SINCE THIS LITTLE GIRL BLASTED OUT AT ME.
  • >> THIS IS SO FUN. DO ME.
  • DO ME. >> HONEY, YOU AIN'T WORTH THE
  • CRABS. [ LAUGHTER ]
  • >> OKAY, I'D HATE TO INTERRUPT BECAUSE I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE
  • FIELD DAY YOU'D HAVE WITH ME, BUT I'M NOT SURE THIS IS USEFUL
  • TO OUR KIDS. >> SIR, THESE ARE CHILDREN
  • SPENDING THEIR SATURDAY IN A LIBRARY WITH RuPAUL.
  • A WELL TIMED READ IS GOING TO SAVE THEIR LITTLE BOOTIES ON THE
  • PLAYGROUND, RIGHT? >> I WANT TO TRY.
  • >> OKAY. >> LIBRARY MORE LIKE STRAWBERRY.
  • >> OH, OKAY. BLESS HER HEART.
  • WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT -- YOU'RE ALMOST THERE.
  • MAY I CONTINUE? >> OF COURSE.
  • >> "JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH." THAT PEACH IS GIANT AND IS
  • JUICY. MUST BE JELLY, BECAUSE JAM DON'T
  • SHAKE. OKAY, CHILDREN, YOU GO.
  • [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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To celebrate National Literacy Month, a library invites RuPaul to teach everyone how to read.

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