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  • - Did I get you right?
  • - Yeah, yeah.
  • - You've got fish teeth.
  • (laughing)
  • - Is that bad?
  • - No, it's Pisces.
  • - No.
  • (laughing)
  • (classical music playing)
  • - My name is Ray Couture.
  • I'm a professional astrologer.
  • Between 45 and 50 years.
  • Not in a group setting,
  • but wherever I am I look at somebody and say,
  • are you a Pisces?
  • And sometimes they say, yeah,
  • and sometimes they say, none of your business.
  • (laughing)
  • - Hi, what's your name?
  • - Nathaniel.
  • - [Ray] How tall are you?
  • - 5'10.
  • - Can I see your profile?
  • Oh, okay.
  • You're Scorpio.
  • - What makes me a Scorpio to you?
  • - [Ray] The intensity.
  • - Hmm.
  • - How are you sir?
  • - Hi, how are you?
  • When you were growing up
  • what kind of problems did you have with your parents?
  • - They could never decide if they
  • wanted to be together or not.
  • - Do you worry a lot?
  • - Absolutely, mainly about my son.
  • - Just face that way.
  • Oh, the ears of a Capricorn are just chiseled.
  • I'll go with Virgo.
  • - Okay.
  • - Changing that to Libra.
  • He accepted it too fast.
  • (laughing)
  • I have to watch how people act too.
  • What did you study in college?
  • - I didn't go to college.
  • - Do you travel?
  • - Mm hmm.
  • - Like, would you say a lot?
  • - A lot.
  • - Your hands.
  • Whether they're fingers or claws.
  • - What do I have?
  • - Put 'em up this way and then turn 'em around.
  • And I'll see it that way.
  • You have fingers, no claws.
  • Sagittarius.
  • - Thank you.
  • - Yeah, you're welcome.
  • How tall are you?
  • - 6'1.
  • - Are you an artist?
  • - [Man] I am.
  • - [Ray] You pick up a newspaper article
  • or somebody hands you something to proofread,
  • first thing you see is what's wrong with it?
  • - Yeah, I'd say so.
  • - What color are your eyes?
  • - Uh, Hazel, I think.
  • S- Hazelish, ah.
  • And we'll go with Aquarius and leave it like that.
  • - Okay.
  • - Do people consider you weird, a little bit off the wall?
  • - Yeah.
  • - [Ray] What time were you born?
  • - 12:41 p.m.
  • - [Ray] 12:41 p.m.
  • Let me ask you this, in relationships,
  • are you sort of like a dog on a bone?
  • I got this, this is mine.
  • - Yeah. - Yeah.
  • - Yeah.
  • - Taurus, okay, thank you.
  • - Okay.
  • - Hi.
  • - Hi. (laughing)
  • Oh you are different, aren't you?
  • (laughing)
  • Challenging, bet you can't tell who I am kind of attitude.
  • (laughs)
  • If you were to draw a circle,
  • how close to an oval would it be?
  • Instead of a circle.
  • - It would probably be an oval.
  • - A little wild here and there, right?
  • - Yes.
  • - Pisces, thank you.
  • Ah, here you go.
  • - Thank you.
  • - Who's next?
  • Let me see your hand.
  • So you're independent thinker?
  • - Yeah. (laughing)
  • - I'm married to a transgender,
  • so your trans and I appreciate the courage and the work.
  • - I appreciate that.
  • - Goes into actually becoming who you really are.
  • - Yeah.
  • - So there's enormous amount of change
  • involved in that process.
  • There you are, Cancer.
  • - Okay, thank you.
  • - Okay, your ears, oh okay.
  • All right.
  • Well, it could be Capricorn ear.
  • Capricorns have nothing to spare.
  • Everything is usable it has to be used and so forth.
  • I'm gonna I'm gonna try Capricorn with you.
  • It could be Aquarius, so I might change later, okay?
  • - Thank you.
  • - You're welcome.
  • - Hi, what's your name?
  • - Amalia.
  • - Hmm.
  • (laughing)
  • She puts her foot forward, you know.
  • When you were growing up, what did you want to be?
  • - Like a leader or like actress or something like fun.
  • An entertainer for sure.
  • - Now do you like to control things around you?
  • - Yes, I like it my way.
  • - Most Leos are like that.
  • - Oh, okay. (laughing)
  • - Here I am.
  • (laughing)
  • - Bye.
  • - This is fun.
  • (laughing)
  • I don't care if I get any of them right.
  • (laughing)
  • - Do you know that women or men or people
  • with red hair have a lot of Neanderthal DNA?
  • (laughing)
  • - Haven't heard that one yet, no.
  • - Is that your natural color?
  • - It is. - Yeah, okay.
  • Can I see your hands?
  • - Yes.
  • They look like Neanderthal hands?
  • (laughing)
  • - Final answer is Aries.
  • - Hello, hello my Gemini, how are you?
  • - I'm good, how are you?
  • - Where did you go to school?
  • - I did not go to college, I became a wife and mom.
  • - In that order?
  • - Yes.
  • - Good for you.
  • (laughing)
  • - We had children way after we got married.
  • - Argue a lot?
  • - Ha, no he doesn't argue with me.
  • I'm argumentative, but he just kind of.
  • - You're argumentative?
  • - Yes.
  • - So you win every argument?
  • - I do.
  • - Yeah, okay you're a Gemini.
  • - Hi.
  • - So all we do here is say are you a Virgo?
  • (laughing)
  • - I wish it were that easy.
  • - Could I see your ears again?
  • The Capricorn thing is gone, okay.
  • Switch signs with him.
  • - Is this is your final answer?
  • - I think so.
  • - Okay.
  • - So there you have it.
  • I'm afraid, but sure.
  • (laughing)
  • That's not too bad.
  • (laughing)
  • I don't know, none of 'em apparently.
  • (laughing)
  • - Okay, I'm a weirdo, got that wrong though.
  • - You're a nice weirdo though, you're nice weird.
  • You're different, you know.
  • Yeah, he's in the middle of an eclipse
  • for the last four or five months
  • struggling with this whole process of
  • how you're gonna deal with this.
  • - He's not wrong.
  • (laughing)
  • - So you got me wrong but my mother is a Virgo
  • and we're very close,
  • so you might be feeling her presence.
  • - It could be because you're a Cancer
  • and you carry a moon with you
  • and you carry your mother with you.
  • You're very warm and when you don't feel good,
  • you're getting a little needy
  • and so you call mom.
  • - And that's why the girls run away.
  • (groaning)
  • - What made you think I was a Sag?
  • - It just felt so honest,
  • so dedicated to truth.
  • - Between you and me,
  • I don't really believe in astrology too much.
  • - I know I do.
  • - Really?
  • - It's not you shouldn't believe in it.
  • When you're born, you take in all this stuff
  • and you manifest
  • whatever that kind of consciousness is.
  • Now your consciousness has got to do with
  • staying on a high road, always to be truthful and honest
  • and you cannot stand a liar,
  • you just (puffing) maybe after this
  • you'd be more interested in finding out more about astrology
  • because you're capable of learning.
  • - Okay, well thank you so much for guessing me right.
  • - Thank you for coming here
  • and exposing yourself to this.
  • (laughing)
  • - How did I not do that?
  • - I got Aquarius.
  • - Did I get Virgo for you the first time?
  • - No, Aquarius.
  • - I had Aquarius. - Yeah.
  • - Wow, what was wrong with me?
  • (laughing)
  • How did I not know that?
  • - I'm an Aries and you guessed me as a Taurus.
  • - Yes, you're a Taurus.
  • - I was born April 19th, so I'm at the cusp,
  • so if it's near the cusp from Aries to Taurus.
  • You'll have Taurus qualities
  • as well as Aries qualities
  • and so that turns out to be your problem.
  • The Aries wants to go
  • and a Taurus says is it worth it,
  • should I really do this and so forth?
  • So you have to sort of balance all those things.
  • - Thank you so much.
  • - Welcome, all right.
  • Did I get you right?
  • - Yeah, yeah.
  • - Got fish teeth.
  • (laughing)
  • - Is that bad?
  • - No, it's Pisces.
  • - No.
  • (laughing)
  • - What are you studying?
  • - I'm a film student.
  • - Film student,
  • so you want to connect with people
  • through picture?
  • - Yes.
  • - Right.
  • And your grandmother
  • was really, really important in your life?
  • - Yeah.
  • - Extremely important, she took care of you.
  • - Yeah.
  • - You had to get what you needed from her
  • because it wasn't coming from mom and pop.
  • - Yeah.
  • (laughing)
  • - Hi, the Virgo thing
  • is that you have something to offer the world
  • and part of that is gonna be you know with writing.
  • - I'm a writer,
  • I mean I'm an editor too, I was an editor for a long time.
  • - So you got to keep writing, don't stop.
  • - Thanks, tell your spouse that I said more power to them.
  • - Oh, I'll tell Madeline, fine, thank you.
  • - You guessed me right.
  • - What's your birthday?
  • - December 24th.
  • - So you've already gone through,
  • I won't call it a near-death experience.
  • You were hanging on the edges for a while
  • about three years ago or maybe even four.
  • You did the right thing,
  • you had to do the right thing.
  • - I think so.
  • (awing)
  • - You got me right.
  • - I got you right?
  • - Mm hmm.
  • Didn't you have difficulties
  • until you're about 18 feeling worthless
  • or not valuable.
  • - Yeah.
  • - It was in college?
  • You ran into somebody
  • who told you how great you really are.
  • - Yeah.
  • - Well, when I know what time and so forth,
  • I can really figure this out,
  • but you know just the sun sign is a little hard.
  • - I met my biological mom when I was 19.
  • - Ah.
  • - Oh my God, yeah.
  • - And she said I love you.
  • - Yeah.
  • (laughing)
  • - I'm stunned right now.
  • - So what do you think about astrology (mumbles)?
  • - Zodiac itself I think is a little too broad and vague
  • and can apply to everybody else.
  • - Do you know what time were you born?
  • - I don't know. - Not at all, nothing.
  • - No, I have no clue.
  • I'm more concerned about my death time
  • than I am when I was born.
  • - Do you have any other way to waste time?
  • - To waste time?
  • - Sure, thinking about death, I mean.
  • - I don't think a lot about it.
  • - Oh, you don't? - No.
  • - Okay, so you're a Gemini,
  • I see how you go from one side of an issue.
  • (laughing)
  • - You got me, you got me.
  • - Keeps floating that way.
  • - He's a magnet.
  • (laughing)
  • So what time were you born.
  • - Uh, 6:15 a.m.
  • - 6:15 morning Taurus, sun just came up (mumbles).
  • Just some unfinished business,
  • that's been sitting around for a while.
  • Actually, thinking of a school again.
  • - Yeah, I started actually
  • started doing school about a year ago,
  • but then we had some bad stuff
  • unless I actually passed away,
  • so I stopped.
  • - Who passed?
  • - My son. - Your son.
  • - Yeah.
  • You still have a reason to live.
  • Your son is still with you,
  • he's still encouraging you.
  • You can move forward
  • and he would definitely appreciate that.
  • It's alright.
  • - Okay.
  • - Have faith in yourself.
  • - Thank you.
  • - Welcome.
  • - So you're a Scorpio?
  • - That's me.
  • - People go woo la la.
  • (laughing)
  • - I think a lot of people's perceptions about Scorpios,
  • they're just really intense and more mysterious.
  • I can see myself as intense,
  • not quite mysterious,
  • but I could see how it it could be to a certain extent.
  • - The thing about Scorpio
  • despite the fact that you really just like this,
  • you have to have a relationship.
  • - Do I have to?
  • (laughing)
  • Can't I just, can't it just be my work like.
  • (laughing)
  • - Oh yeah, it was a lot of fun.
  • Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
  • (applauding)

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