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Video Jimmy Kimmel Guesses 'Who's High?'

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  • SO THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN IS
  • NOW 19 DAYS OLD.
  • 19 DAYS, NEARLY 800,000 FEDERAL
  • EMPLOYEES ARE NOT GETTING PAID.
  • SO WE'RE DOING OUR SMALL PART TO
  • HELP.
  • MONDAY WE HIRED A PRISON GUARD
  • TO PLAY TAMBOURINE IN THE BAND.
  • LAST NIGHT WE HAD A FIREFIGHTER
  • ASSIST GUILLERMO WITH SECURITY.
  • AND TONIGHT WE ARE JOINED BY,
  • COME ON OUT HERE.
  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
  • >> Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU?
  • THANK YOU FOR COMING.
  • NOW YOU ARE A TSA AGENT,
  • CORRECT?
  • >> YES.
  • >> Jimmy: SO YOU DO THE FRISKING
  • AND ALL THAT STUFF.
  • >> UNFORTUNATELY.
  • >> Jimmy: DO PEOPLE TAKE OFF
  • THEIR SHOES IN FRONT OF YOU,
  • LITERALLY, MAYBE 200 TIMES A
  • DAY.
  • >> YES.
  • >> Jimmy: AND WHAT ARE SOME OF
  • THE CHALLENGES?
  • >> I WORK AT THE INTERNATIONAL
  • TERMINAL, WHERE SOMETIMES THEY
  • DON'T UNDERSTAND AND THEY START
  • GETTING UNDRESSED.
  • >> Jimmy: OH, REALLY?
  • >> YES.
  • >> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE IF HE KNEW
  • THEY WERE GETTING NAKED HE'D BE
  • FINE WITH THEM COMING IN.
  • HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING
  • WITHOUT GETTING PAID?
  • >> IT'S GOING ON TWO AND A HALF.
  • >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE CONTINUING
  • TO WORK.
  • >> YES, I HAVE TO GO AFTER THIS.
  • >> Jimmy: IT'S THE ONE-YEAR
  • ANNIVERSARY OF MARIJUANA BEING
  • LEGAL HERE IN CALIFORNIA.
  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
  • WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A GAME
  • CALLED WHO'S HIGH.
  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
  • SO SAL, HOW ARE YOU?
  • >> GOOD, HOW YOU DOIN'?
  • >> Jimmy: IT'S ALL RIGHT?
  • WE HAVE THREE PEDESTRIANS, WE
  • ARE GOING TO GUESS WHO IS HIGH.
  • TWO ARE NOT, ONE IS.
  • DO YOU EVER RUN INTO PEOPLE WHO
  • HAVE MARIJUANA ON THEM IN THE
  • AIRPORT?
  • >> ALL THE TIME.
  • >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE POLICY?
  • >> I CALL THE BIGGER GUYS, THE
  • POLICE, AND THEY HANDLE IT.
  • >> Jimmy: THE POLICE HANDLE IT
  • EVEN THOUGH IT'S LEGAL?
  • >> YES.
  • >> Jimmy: WHAT DO THEY DO?
  • >> THEY SMELL IT, AND I DON'T
  • KNOW.
  • >> Jimmy: BRING IN THE FIRST
  • GROUP.
  • THERE WE HAVE IT, ASK ANY
  • QUESTIONS YOU MIGHT WANT TO ASK.
  • LET'S START WITH THE GENTLEMAN
  • ON THE LEFT THERE.
  • WHAT IS YOUR NAME, ANDREW?
  • WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
  • >> MARYLAND, OCEAN CITY,
  • MARYLAND.
  • >> Jimmy: YOU HERE ON VACATION?
  • >> YES, I AM.
  • >>.
  • >> Jimmy: I KNOW THE STAFF TRIES
  • TO TRICK US.
  • THEY'LL PICK A GUY WHO HAS LONG
  • HAIR AND I'LL JUMP TO THE
  • CONCLUSION THAT HE'S HIGH.
  • ANDREW, HAVE YOU EVER SMOKED
  • MARIJUANA?
  • >> I HAVE BEFORE.
  • >> Jimmy: YOU HAVE BEFORE.
  • WE CAN ALMOST IMMEDIATELY TELL
  • HE'S NOT THE GUY.
  • ALL RIGHT.
  • LET'S MEET THE NEXT PERSON.
  • THE NEXT PERSON IS, WHAT IS YOUR
  • NAME?
  • >> GERMANY.
  • >> Jimmy: GERMANY IS YOUR NAME?
  • >> WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?
  • [CHEERS
  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
  • >> I CAN LEAD YOU INTO THE
  • STUDIO.
  • >> Jimmy: HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT?
  • I CAN'T SEE YOUR NAMETAG, IT'S
  • TOO FAR AWAY.
  • AND FINALLY, WE HAVE, WHO,
  • THERE?
  • LET'S SEE.
  • LOUIE.
  • LOUIE, WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
  • >> I'M FROM LONDON, BUT I'M
  • AUSTRALIAN.
  • >> Jimmy: GERMANY, WHERE ARE
  • FROM YOU?
  • >> COLORADO.
  • >> Jimmy: WHERE IT IS ALSO
  • LEGAL.
  • LET'S GET A CLOSE UP AT
  • EVERYBODY'S EYES.
  • DO YOU HAVE A QUESTION YOU WANT
  • TO ASK?
  • >> WHAT DID THEY HAVE FOR LUNCH.
  • >> Jimmy: ANDREW?
  • >> PIZZA.
  • >> Jimmy: GERMANY?
  • >> I HAD AIR.
  • >> Jimmy: AND LOUIE?
  • >> I HAD IN-N-OUT BURGER.
  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
  • >> Jimmy: WHAT ARE THE SIGNS?
  • DO YOU WANT TO LOOK AT THEIR
  • EYES?
  • SHOULD WE TAKE A CLOSEUP LOOK
  • AND SEE WHAT'S GOING ON EYE
  • WISE?
  • RIGHT ALL RIGHT.
  • THAT'S ANDREW.
  • PRETTY CLEAR.
  • LET'S LOOK DEEP INTO GERMANY'S
  • EYES.
  • AND GERMANY, YOU SEEM LIKE A LOT
  • OF FUN.
  • >> HE WASN'T THIS SERIOUS IN THE
  • GREEN MILE.
  • >> Jimmy: AND LOUIE, LOUIE,
  • WHAT'S LOUIE?
  • YOU KNOW, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING
  • HERE?
  • >> WELL, IT'S NOT THE GUY WHO
  • HAD AIR FOR LUNCH.
  • >> Jimmy: NOT THE GUY WHO HAD
  • AIR FOR LUNCH.
  • I THINK IT'S LOUIE.
  • >> HMM, I THINK IT IS HER.
  • >> Jimmy: WE'RE GOING TO SAY
  • LOUIE.
  • LOUIE, ARE YOU HIGH?
  • >> DO I HAVE TO ANSWER THAT
  • QUESTION?
  • >> Jimmy: YES, YOU DO.
  • >> AM I HIGH?
  • NO.
  • >> WHOSE PARENTS WERE HIGH WHEN
  • THEY NAMED THEM?
  • >> Jimmy: GERMANY, WHAT ARE YOU
  • LAUGHING AT?
  • >> HE SAID THE SAME THING I DID,
  • THAT I WAS HIGH BECAUSE I
  • COULDN'T SPELL MY NAME RIGHT.
  • >> Jimmy: WHAT DO YOU THINK NOW?
  • >> I THINK IT'S ANDREW.
  • >> Jimmy: YOU THINK IT'S ANDREW.
  • ANDREW, ARE YOU HIGH?
  • >> YES, I'M HIGH.
  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
  • >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO WE
  • HAVE FOR OUR GUESTS?
  • >> WE HAVE WHIPPED CREAM.
  • THEY LOOK FAMISHED HERE.
  • >> Jimmy: WHIPPED CREAM.
  • THANK YOU, AND THANKS TO ALL OF
  • YOU FOR PLAYING WHO'S HIGH.
  • [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
  • THANK YOU VERY MUC

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One year ago the state of California allowed recreational marijuana to be sold, and there is a lot of recreation happening in our neighborhood, so we decided to play 'Who's High?' The way it works is Cousin Sal gets three pedestrians on Hollywood Blvd. and Jimmy has to guess which one of them is high. Assisting Jimmy with this is Fatina Amina McIntosh, a TSA officer at LAX who has been impacted by Trump's government shutdown. Today is Day 19 of the shutdown and nearly 800,000 federal employees are working without pay. So we are doing our small part to help. Every night Jimmy is giving a government worker a job at the show until the shutdown ends.

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