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Video David Cross Walks Out Of His Interview

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  • ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: NICE, NICE.
  • >> YEAH!
  • >> Stephen: NICE.
  • HELLO.
  • >> HELLO.
  • >> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU.
  • >> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
  • >> Stephen: YEAH.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW, ONE OF THE REASONS
  • WHY-- I DON'T, I'VE EVER INTERVIEWED YOU.
  • I HAVE.
  • THAT'S TRUE.
  • I HAVE NOT INTERVIEWED YOU SINCE 2003.
  • YOU WERE THE SECOND PERSON I EVER INTERVIEWED, AND THAT WAS--
  • >> AT INTERVIEW SCHOOL.
  • >> Stephen: AND THAT WAS-- THAT WAS--
  • >> OH, MY GOSH.
  • >> Stephen: THIS WAS 2003.
  • I INTERVIEWED YOU ON "THE DAILY SHOW."
  • I THINK JON AND HIS LOVELY WIFE, TRACI, WERE HAVING THEIR FIRST
  • CHILD.
  • AND YOU WERE ON THEIR FOR YOUR ALBUM AND YOU'LL SAY THIS NOT
  • ME.
  • >> "SHUT UP YOU (BLEEP) BABY."
  • FULL CIRCLE MAN.
  • >> Stephen: YEAH, I CAN QUIT NOW.
  • >> STEPHEN, YOU LOOK LIKE A BABY.
  • LOOK AT THAT.
  • >> Stephen: AS DO YOU.
  • >> LOOK, MY-- AND LOOK HOW I'VE EVOLVED SARTORIALLY.
  • I'VE REALLY-- I REALLY HAVE-- UH-- YOU KNOW, WE WORKED VERY
  • BRIEFLY.
  • I CAME IN FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS ON "THE DANA CARVEY" SKETCH
  • SHOW.
  • >> Stephen: OH, RIGHT.
  • WE SHARED AN OFFICE.
  • IT WAS YOU AND ME AND STEVE.
  • YOU WERE AT A TABLE OVER THERE, AND YOU AND--
  • >> BOB WAS THE ONE WHO, LIKE, LOBBIED FOR ME TO COME IN.
  • >> Stephen: RIGHT.
  • >> BUT ONE OF THE THINGS THAT I'VE ALWAYS REMEMBERED AND IT
  • MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD-- AND I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW YOU VERY
  • WELL-- BUT YOU WERE DOING THIS NEWS-- YOU HAD SOMETHING
  • HUWRITTEN.
  • IT WAS LIKE A NEWS-- GUY WHO IS READING THE NEWS, NEWSCASTER.
  • >> Stephen: GENTLE NEWS.
  • >> I THINK THAT'S RIGHT.
  • >> Stephen: I WOULD SAY HORRIBLE THINGS BUT HOLD UP A
  • PUPPY.
  • >> YOU WERE SORT OF WORKING ON SOME LINES, AND IT WASN'T FOR
  • THE THING, BUT YOU HAD A STORY AND YOU WOULD TELL THE STORY,
  • AND THEN YOU'D GO, "TRUE STORY."
  • WHICH MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD.
  • LIKE THE IDEA OF A NEWSCASTER GOING-- YOU KNOW, GIVING A STORY
  • THAT'S MUNDANE, WHATEVER HAPPENED --
  • >> Stephen: IT WAS A MUDSLIDE IN PERU TODAY BURIED A VILLAGE.
  • 1500 PEOPLE'S LIVES WERE LOST.
  • RESCUE WORKERS WERE ARE THE SCENE.
  • TRUE STORY.
  • THAT WAS IT.
  • >> SO FUNNY.
  • >> Stephen: THAT WAS IT.
  • >> YEAH.
  • MAN, YOU'RE-- YOU'RE STEEL TRAP.
  • >> Stephen: WELL, OF MY STUFF.
  • >> DO YOU-- DO YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING I SAID?
  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: YEAH.
  • >> WHAT?
  • ( LAUGHTER ) WHAT --
  • >> Stephen: DID YOU WRITE THE "JAMES AND THE GIANT PEACH"
  • SKETCH?
  • >> Stephen: NO.
  • >> THAT WAS SPIKE, THEN.
  • >> WELL, GREAT.
  • (BLEEP), GET HIM HERE.
  • (BLEEP) (BLEEP) (BLEEP).
  • ( APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: COME ON, COME ON,
  • COME ON.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) LOOK, I-- I REMEMBER-- I WAS-- I
  • WAS INTIMIDATED BY YOU BACK THEN.
  • I WAS INTIMIDATED BY YOU, BECAUSE YOU AND BOB, AND
  • OBVIOUSLY BOB HAD BEEN ON MAIN STAGE AT SECOND CITY AND YOU
  • WERE A FRIEND OF HIS AND YOU GUYS HAD THIS DEAL FAIR SHOW YOU
  • WERE GOING TO DO ON "HBO!
  • " CALLED MR. SHOW.
  • >> IT'S CALLED HOME BOX OFFICE-- OH, THE SHOW, YES, THE SHOW.
  • >> Stephen: IF ANYTHING, I REMEMBER HOPING YOU WOULD THINK
  • ANYTHING I SAID WAS FUNNY, AND THE FACT THAT YOU REMEMBERED
  • SOMETHING I SAID AND THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY MEANS A LOT TO ME.
  • AND I WANT TO SAY EVERYTHING I HAVE SEEN YOU DO, WITH THE
  • EXCEPTION OF THE GUY IN "MEN IN BLACK" WAS REALLY FUNNY.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) EVERYTHING ELSE WAS FUNNY.
  • EVERYTHING.
  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
  • >> ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
  • ( APPLAUSE ) >> ALL RIGHT.
  • WOOO!
  • >> Stephen: GOOD PERFORMANCE, JUST NOT A COIJ ONE.
  • >> RIGHT, WELL, THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS GOING FOR.
  • >> Stephen: NO.
  • NOW, YOU ARE AWARE THAT THERE IS A YOUNG WOMAN UNDER MY DESK REET
  • NOW.
  • ARE YOU AWARE OF THIS?
  • >> LITERALLY OR FIGURATIVELY.
  • HOW ARE YOU?
  • ( LAUGHTER ).
  • >> Stephen: AND PART OF-- ONE OF THE THINGS THAT SHE WON WITH
  • THIS RAFFLE WAS THE ABILITY TO ASK A GUEST ONE QUESTION.
  • AND SHE HAS A QUESTION FOR YOU.
  • ARE YOU OKAY TO RECEIVE IT?
  • >> YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
  • >> Stephen: RACHEL, WOULD YOU LIKE TO-- RACHEL ULMER,
  • EVERYBODY, ONE MORE TIME.
  • RACHEL.
  • >> HI, RACHEL.
  • >> Stephen: NOW, RACHEL-- >> THAT CAN'T BE COMFORTABLE.
  • >> Stephen: RACHEL, DAVID, DAVID, RACHEL.
  • >> HI.
  • >> NICE TO MEET YOU.
  • IS IT TRUE YOU MADE A CAMEO IN "AVENGERS:INFINITE WAR."
  • >> INTERESTING.
  • YES, SORT OF.
  • THE CHARACTER OF TOBIAS FUNKE, THAT PERSON.
  • >> Stephen: THIS IS TOBIAS AS ONE OF HIS INCARNATIONS THERE AS
  • A MEMBER OF BLUE MAN.
  • >> SHOWS UP IN A-- I CAN'T REMEMBER-- CLOROX --
  • >> Stephen: THE COLLECTORS.
  • >> I DON'T KNOW WHAT-- I DON'T WATCH-- I HAVEN'T SEEN-- BUT,
  • ANYWAY, YEAH, HE SHOWS UP IN ONE OF THE THINGS.
  • >> Stephen: HE SHOWS UP IN THE COLLECTORS.
  • THERE HE IS IN THE BACKGROUND RIGHT THERE.
  • >> YEAH.
  • >> Stephen: THANK YOU, RACHEL.
  • >> SO IT'S KIND OF A YES AND NO.
  • >> ALL RIGHT.
  • >> Stephen: THANK YOU, RACHEL.
  • RACHEL, EVERYBODY.
  • ( APPLAUSE ) LET'S FIND OUT.
  • LET'S FIND OUT.
  • OH, DAVID, IT'S ALWAYS A PLEASURE.
  • IT'S ALWAYS A PLEASURE.
  • I WISH WE COULD JUST KEEP TALKING.
  • THANK YOU.
  • >> THANK YOU, MAN.
  • >> Stephen: IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO SEE YOU.
  • >> I CAN-- CAN I MENTION MY STAND-UP TOUR.
  • >> Stephen: OH, OF COURSE, OF COURSE.
  • HOLD ON ONE SECOND.
  • LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DAVID, PLEASE.
  • >> I JUST WANTED TO MENTION THAT I'M STARTING A-- AN
  • INTERNATIONAL STAND-UP TOUR.
  • IT WILL START JUNE 1 AT THE CHICAGO THEATER IN CHICAGO.
  • IT WILL BE IN CANADA, THEN EUROPE, THEN BACK TO AMERICA,
  • ENDING UP IN MID-NOVEMBER.
  • SO PLEASE CHECK ME OUT IN YOUR LOCAL PLACE.
  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
  • >> Stephen: HILARIOUSLY FUNNY MAN.
  • "ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT" RETURNS TO NETFLIX NEXT TUESDAY
  • AND TICKETS FOR HIS "OH COME ON" COMEDY TOUR ARE ON SALE NOW.
  • DAVID CROSS, EVERYBODY!
  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY THE KILLS.

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Ahead of his 'Oh Come On' summer comedy tour, 'Arrested Development' star David Cross has a falling out with Stephen.

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